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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: CG6468 on November 05, 2011, 04:35:00 PM
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The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals.
We are all familiar with a
Herd of cows,
a Flock of chickens,
a School of fish,
and a Gaggle of geese.
However, less widely known is:
a Pride of lions,
a Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens),
an Exaltation of doves
presumably because they look so wise, a Parliament of owls,
a Sneak of weasels,
a mischief of rats,
and a culture of bacteria.
Now consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons?
Believe it or not ……. a Congress!
A CONGRESS OF BABOONS! I guess that pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington!