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Title: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 09:33:26 AM
The first games start at 11:00 a.m. central time, 10:00 a.m. mountain time.

I'm winterizing the house, and will be in and out as energy allows, given that I don't have a whole lot of it; every time I get tired of lifting the arms or carrying something, I'll come back here and observe the games.

The big one of the day of course is Louisiana State-Alabama.

Minnesota-Michigan State
Indiana-Ohio State
Michigan-Iowa
Northwestern-Nebraska
Purdue-Wisconsin

Illinois and that obscure state college in Pennsylvania must have the week off, the latter probably to figure out ways of cheating next week.

One sees Nebraska's highly favored over Northwestern, but I wouldn't be too confident.

Northwestern has a pretty good team, and has beaten us before.

Texas Tech-Texas
Kansas-Iowa State
Texas A & M-Oklahoma
Missouri-Baylor
Kansas State-Oklahoma State

I'm thinking Kansas State might pull an upset today.
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 11:08:05 AM
Minnesota-Michigan State now underway.

Indiana-Ohio State now underway.

Michigan-Iowa now underway.

Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 11:12:41 AM
Minnesota 7, Michigan State 0, first quarter

Indiana 3, Ohio State 0, first quarter

Michigan 0, Iowa 7, first quarter

Whoa.....all the underdogs are ahead (at the moment).
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 11:14:37 AM
The guy who's supposed to sit in that cubicle watching the games on television and punching in the numbers on the internet scoreboard must be late for work--the guy in charge of the Big 12.

These guys have no idea how good they have it; just to sit in a comfortable chair all afternoon, watching games and once in a while poking the keyboard.  They're probably paid more than minimum wage, too.
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 11:15:39 AM
Texas Tech-Texas now underway.
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 11:19:35 AM
Minnesota 7, Michigan State 7, first quarter

Indiana 10, Ohio State 0, first quarter
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 11:32:34 AM
Texas Tech 3, Texas 0, first quarter

Minnesota 14, Michigan State 7, first quarter

Indiana 10, Ohio State 7, first quarter

Michigan 6, Iowa 7, first quarter
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 11:33:01 AM
Texas Tech 3, Texas 3, first quarter
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 11:44:05 AM
Kansas-Iowa State now underway.

Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 11:58:01 AM
Texas Tech 3, Texas 10, second quarter

Minnesota 14, Michigan State 14, second quarter

Indiana 10, Ohio State 10, second quarter

Michigan 6, Iowa 14, second quarter
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 11:58:44 AM
Kansas 0, Iowa State 3, first quarter
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 12:00:17 PM
Well, I did all the winterizing I'm going to do today.

Usually it's a 4-5 hour job, but I've been taking three days.

I got one large window and one small window to do yet, but the most important ones are done, all tucked in for the winter.
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 12:02:02 PM
Indiana 10, Ohio State 13, second quarter
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 12:03:53 PM
Texas Tech 6, Texas 10, second quarter

Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 12:12:30 PM
Texas Tech 6, Texas 17, second quarter

Kansas 7, Iowa State 3, first quarter

Indiana 13, Ohio State 13, second quarter

Michigan 6, Iowa 17, second quarter
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 12:20:30 PM
Hmmmm.

Louisiana State-Alabama not until 7 p.m. central time.

I notice Southern California whopped the Colorado Buffaloed 42-17 Thursday night; good for them.

Colorado's a nice state and all that, and its people generally decent and civilized, but fans of the Colorado Buffaloed need to take lessons from Amy Vanderbilt or Emily Post or Miss Manners; for decades, they've been both the sorest losers and the sorest winners around.

Colorado was always "too good" for the Big 8, and "too good" for the Big 12, and so last year decided to hang with the cool, hip, trendy, with-in teams of the Pacific 12.

Well, they're now 1-9 for the season.  Too bad for the Colorado Buffaloed.
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 12:21:48 PM
Texas Tech 6, Texas 24, second quarter

Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 12:25:59 PM
Minnesota 17, Michigan State 14, second quarter
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 12:32:10 PM
Texas Tech 6, Texas 31, second quarter
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 12:37:12 PM
You know, many years ago (the late 1990s), when I was moderator on the "NCAA football forum" for America OnLine, I was frequently accused of being partial to colleges that had "Tech" as their last name.

I was, for example, a fan of Texas Tech, Virginia Tech, Georgia Tech, California Polytechnic, and would've been a fan of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, if they'd fielded a football team.

I'm not sure why that is, or was; I suppose I'm partial to "tech" colleges because some of the most interesting, most straight and honest, most well-rounded (in culture and arts as well as science and technology) friends I've had, and people I've known, were from "tech" colleges.
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 12:38:20 PM
Minnesota 17, Michigan State 21, halftime
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 12:50:00 PM
Kansas 7, Iowa State 10, second quarter
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 01:06:28 PM
Indiana 20, Ohio State 20, third quarter

Michigan 9, Iowa 17, third quarter
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 01:07:47 PM
Minnesota 24, Michigan State 21, third quarter
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 01:11:24 PM
Texas Tech 6, Texas 38, third quarter
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 01:23:37 PM
Indiana 20, Ohio State 27, third quarter
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 01:27:16 PM
Texas Tech 13, Texas 38, third quarter

Michigan 9, Iowa 24, fourth quarter
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 01:36:19 PM
Michigan 16, Iowa 24, fourth quarter
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 01:37:30 PM
Minnesota 24, Michigan State 24, fourth quarter

Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 01:40:19 PM
Texas Tech 13, Texas 45, fourth quarter
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 01:48:07 PM
Kansas 10, Iowa State 10, third quarter
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 01:50:46 PM
Minnesota 24, Michigan State 31, fourth quarter
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 01:59:41 PM
Indiana 20, Ohio State 34, fourth quarter
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 02:05:16 PM
Indiana 20, Ohio State 34, final
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 02:07:31 PM
Texas Tech 13, Texas 52, fourth quarter
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 02:12:11 PM
Michigan 16, Iowa 24, final

I'll bet the condom primitive on Skins's island is happy.
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 02:12:53 PM
<<leaving for a little while; will be back.
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 02:52:35 PM
Texas Tech 20, Texas 52, final

Kansas 10, Iowa State 13, final

Texas A & M 0, Oklahoma 0, first quarter
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 02:55:05 PM
Minnesota 24, Michigan State 31, final

Northwestern 0, Nebraska 0, first quarter

Purdue 7, Wisconsin 7, first quarter
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 02:58:26 PM
Well, with nearly seven minutes left in the first quarter, it's still Northwestern 0, Nebraska 0.

If Nebraska doesn't get something going in a hurry here, we're mincemeat against that obscure state college in Pennsylvania next week.  In theory, against Northwestern, we should be 17-21 points ahead by this time.
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 03:00:07 PM
Texas & M 3, Oklahoma 0, first quarter
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 03:05:26 PM
Apparently there's a tradition among colleges in the Big 10--it doesn't exist in the Big 12, excepting maybe Missouri and Kansas trade something--to vie for a certain "award."

The Old Oaken Bucket, the Floyd trophy, that sort of trivia.

Fans of the Nebraska Cornhuskers were queried during the week about what sort of trophy to trade between Nebraska and Iowa.  I said there shouldn't be any sort of trophy, especially since it's in the natural order of things that our now-annual game with Iowa isn't ever going to mean shit.

But, as usual, franksolich was in a minority.

Most fans selected the corn cob to be the award.

Ugh.

Iowa's a corn state; while Nebraska's the third-largest producer of corn in America, really, Nebraska's a cattle state.

The corn cob however well represents that accurate stereotype of Iowans as being hicks, rubes, and hayseeds, so I guess it's okay.
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 03:09:55 PM
Texas A & M 3, Oklahoma 7, first quarter

Northwestern 7, Nebraska 0, first quarter.  We're mincemeat.  We're gonna get chopped.  Bad.

Purdue 7, Wisconsin 14, first quarter
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 03:13:57 PM
Purdue 10, Wisconsin 14, first quarter.

I'm going to bed now for a while.
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2011, 05:15:28 PM
Texas A & M 10, Oklahoma 34, third quarter

Purdue 17, Wisconsin 52, third quarter

Northwestern 21, Nebraska 10, fourth quarter

I should've stayed in bed.
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 06, 2011, 06:06:35 AM
I went back to bed, and was slumbering for a very long time.

Texas A & M 25, Oklahoma 41,final
Missouri 39, Baylor 42, final
Kansas State 45, Oklahoma State 52, final

Northwestern 28, Nebraska 25, final
Purdue 17, Wisconsin 62, final

Congratulations to Northwestern, which I said has a pretty good team.

<<eating no crow, because has no crow to eat.

But damn, just damn.

That obscure state college in Pennsylvania's not even going to have to cheat, to win next Saturday.
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: franksolich on November 06, 2011, 06:11:21 AM
Louisiana State 9, Alabama 6, final

That must've been a pretty good game; I'll have to wait for the morning newspapers to find out what happened.

Among the other top 25, Arizona State 28, UCLA 29 and Oregon 34, Washington 17, both final

A half-and-half situation; one hip trendy cool with-it team losing to a team with history and tradition, and another hip trendy cool with-it team beating a team with history and tradition.

A mixed bag.

But next week, next year, always comes.
Title: Re: 11-05 college football live thread
Post by: Odin's Hand on November 06, 2011, 08:38:15 AM
Ryan Broyles tore his ACL.  :mad: