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Title: Occupy Wall Street for Beginners
Post by: Chris_ on October 28, 2011, 09:45:24 PM

The folks who are getting free shit don't like the folks who are paying for the free shit.  Because the folks who are paying for the free shit can no longer afford to pay for both the free shit and their own shit,the folks who are paying for the free shit want the free shit to stop. And the folks who are getting the free shit want even MORE free shit on top of the free shit they're getting already. Now, the people who are forcing people to PAY for the free shit have told the people who are RECEIVING the free shit that the people who are PAYING for the free shit are being mean, prejudiced and racist. So the people who are GETTING the free shit have been convinced they need to HATE the people who are PAYING for the free shit because they are selfish, and they are promised more free shit if they will vote for the people who force the people who pay for the free shit to give them even more free shit. And when the free shit stops they will riot, burn, steal and commit mayhem, because the "rich" owe them!

Title: Re: Occupy Wall Street for Beginners
Post by: Duke Nukum on October 28, 2011, 09:48:10 PM

Spot on! :cheersmate:

Title: Re: Occupy Wall Street for Beginners
Post by: Rick on October 28, 2011, 11:11:52 PM

Now do you think you can write it so I can show my mother?

Title: Re: Occupy Wall Street for Beginners
Post by: Chris_ on October 28, 2011, 11:21:07 PM

I'll give it a shot. :rofl:

"Stuff"

The folks who are getting free stuff don't like the folks who are paying for the free stuff.  Because the folks who are paying for the free stuff can no longer afford to pay for both the free stuff and their own stuff,the folks who are paying for the free stuff want the free stuff to stop. And the folks who are getting the free stuff want even MORE free stuff on top of the free stuff they're getting already. Now, the people who are forcing people to PAY for the free stuff have told the people who are RECEIVING the free stuff that the people who are PAYING for the free stuff are being mean, prejudiced and racist. So the people who are GETTING the free stuff have been convinced they need to HATE the people who are PAYING for the free stuff because they are selfish, and they are promised more free stuff if they will vote for the people who force the people who pay for the free stuff to give them even more free stuff. And when the free stuff stops they will riot, burn, steal and commit mayhem, because the "rich" owe them!

Title: Re: Occupy Wall Street for Beginners
Post by: CG6468 on October 29, 2011, 10:33:24 AM

Somehow, the cleaner version loses some pizzaz, Chris!  :-)

Title: Re: Occupy Wall Street for Beginners
Post by: Eupher on October 29, 2011, 10:52:37 AM

Quote from: chris_ on October 28, 2011, 09:45:24 PM

The folks who are getting free shit don't like the folks who are paying for the free shit.  Because the folks who are paying for the free shit can no longer afford to pay for both the free shit and their own shit,the folks who are paying for the free shit want the free shit to stop. And the folks who are getting the free shit want even MORE free shit on top of the free shit they're getting already. Now, the people who are forcing people to PAY for the free shit have told the people who are RECEIVING the free shit that the people who are PAYING for the free shit are being mean, prejudiced and racist. So the people who are GETTING the free shit have been convinced they need to HATE the people who are PAYING for the free shit because they are selfish, and they are promised more free shit if they will vote for the people who force the people who pay for the free shit to give them even more free shit. And when the free shit stops they will riot, burn, steal and commit mayhem, because the "rich" owe them!

Nicely done!

h5!

Title: Re: Occupy Wall Street for Beginners
Post by: Rugnuts on October 29, 2011, 12:01:36 PM

Quote from: CG6468 on October 29, 2011, 10:33:24 AM

Somehow, the cleaner version loses some pizzaz, Chris!  :-)

no shit!

 :lmao:

Title: Re: Occupy Wall Street for Beginners
Post by: FreeBorn on October 29, 2011, 12:11:46 PM

Quote from: chris_ on October 28, 2011, 11:21:07 PM

I'll give it a shot. :rofl:

"Stuff"

The folks who are getting free stuff don't like the folks who are paying for the free stuff.  Because the folks who are paying for the free stuff can no longer afford to pay for both the free stuff and their own stuff,the folks who are paying for the free stuff want the free stuff to stop. And the folks who are getting the free stuff want even MORE free stuff on top of the free stuff they're getting already. Now, the people who are forcing people to PAY for the free stuff have told the people who are RECEIVING the free stuff that the people who are PAYING for the free stuff are being mean, prejudiced and racist. So the people who are GETTING the free stuff have been convinced they need to HATE the people who are PAYING for the free stuff because they are selfish, and they are promised more free stuff if they will vote for the people who force the people who pay for the free stuff to give them even more free stuff. And when the free stuff stops they will riot, burn, steal and commit mayhem, because the "rich" owe them!

:lol: :rofl: ^5!

Well put, good Sir. I would love to see that playing on continuous loop on the digital crawler in Times Square, might incite a riot though  :naughty: