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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on October 26, 2011, 10:44:34 AM
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A man in Zimbabwe claims a prostitute he visited turned into a donkey overnight and now he is 'seriously in love' with the animal.
Man claims prostitute turned to donkey at night Creature of the night? A donkey - not the one that started life as a prostitute, take note (Picture: Getty)
Sunday Moyo, who has been charged with bestiality, told a court in Zvishavane on Monday that his donkey lover was in fact a hooker whose services he procured from a nightclub.
Police on routine patrol in the early hours of Sunday had stumbled upon the 28-year-old, from Mandava township, performing a sex act on the donkey inside his yard. The animal was lying on the ground with its neck tied to a tree.
Moyo admitted the bestiality offence, according to the New Zimbabwe news website, but proceeded to tell the magistrates his colourful tale: 'Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested.
'I had hired a prostitute and paid $20 for the service at Down Town nightclub and I don’t know how she then became a donkey... but I am seriously in love.'
Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/879785-man-claims-prostitute-turned-into-donkey-overnight#ixzz1bu3qP7B8
I'm all ears to hear how this tail turns out.
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What an ass. Geez.............. :mental:
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Sunday is braying again. He usually does that when he straps on the ol' feed bag.
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What an ass. Geez.............. :mental:
Poor guy is the mane story on the local news.
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Poor guy is the mane story on the local news.
And he's hoofing it right over to the media to tell his story.
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I hate when that happens.
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And he's hoofing it right over to the media to tell his story.
Better than kicking his heels in jail.
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I'm sure Sunday is carrying a real load. And he's no doubt stubborn enough to trot on over and stall the investigation.
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wonder if it was bareback :naughty:
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If you will halter, he'll do her.
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Ok I don't know which is the more amazing story. The fact he hires a hooker that turned into a donkey or that there are nightclubs in that part of Africa.
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I hate when that happens.
You too huh? Never mind what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. :-)
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mad jack is gonna go mountain man on this guy when he finds out what happened to #7.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkOl6ptMGZQ[/youtube]
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Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/879785-man-claims-prostitute-turned-into-donkey-overnight#ixzz1bu3qP7B8
I'm all ears to hear how this tail turns out.
He should thank his lucky stars that he didn't get the one that turns into a tiger.
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Well, if you're hung like a donkey.....
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"OK officer. I was drunk and I just thought she had thick lips, a wide ass and needed to shave her legs."
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"OK officer. I was drunk and I just thought she had thick lips, a wide ass and needed to shave her legs."
Still doesn't explain how he managed to work around the tail. Ya have to be pretty drunk to miss that one.
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This is what happened with mamacags and her hubby. She is an ass but he still loves her :lmao:
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This is what happened with mamacags and her hubby. She is an ass but he still loves her :lmao:
:rimshot: