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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on October 25, 2011, 07:54:38 AM
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A bag-snatcher on a bicycle pinched a bag of poo from an elderly dog-walker in Worthing.
The thief rode past the pensioner near the Post Office in High Street, Tarring, and grabbed a bag she had been using to clean up after her dog.
A spokeswoman for Sussex Police said: "A male on his pushbike came past her and snatched the bag, perhaps thinking that there was something of value inside.
"The lady was not harmed and clearly the thief stole nothing of value." ...
Crappiest crime ever (http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/5051683.Hunt_for_Worthing__poo_thief_/?ref=mr)
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Working on "best thread title"? :rofl:
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That's the turd time that's happened this week! :panic: :panic:
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That's the turd time that's happened this week! :panic: :panic:
With all that running around the police must be pooped
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With all that running around the police must be pooped
Yep, they're dog tired.
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The thief was shit out of luck.
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a "pushbike" makes a crappy getaway vehicle
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a "pushbike" makes a crappy getaway vehicle
Yeah, but he really stepped on it in getting outta there.
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The thief was shit out of luck.
He must have been round the bend if he thought that his plan was going to work.
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He must have been round the bend if he thought that his plan was going to work.
that one's lost on me, bijou. Must be a Brit thing. :shrug:
It was a good thing the lady didn't use smear tactics in cleaning it up.
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that one's lost on me, bijou. Must be a Brit thing. :shrug:
It was a good thing the lady didn't use smear tactics in cleaning it up.
We use it to mean someone is a bit mad.
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We use it to mean someone is a bit mad.
Gotcha. :cheersmate:
When is the doer going to report that he was victimized by having been set up? He got bagged on that one.
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What a shitty thief.
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:lmao: What a sack of sh!t. :rotf:
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Why would someone want to stool something like that?
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Why would someone want to stool something like that?
That comment was just a pile-on.