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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on May 01, 2008, 10:36:48 AM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3230976
Oh my.
The primitives can be creative, in finding things to bitch about.
Paint It Black (1000+ posts) Thu May-01-08 11:12 AM
Original message
We are getting ready to attack Iran, and THESE are the most popular stories on CNN?
http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/01/people.winfrey...
Tom Cruise talks Scientology, Suri on 'Oprah'
http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/01/american.idol....
'Idol' down to final 4 after latest elimination
http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/01/people.cher.ap...
Char: I dated 'shy boy' Tom Cruise
http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/04/30/grand.theft.auto/ind...
'GTA IV' could keep 'Iron Man' audience at home
Out of CNN's "Top 10" stories, I saw only one that was remotely relevant, and that was about Michelle Obama saying that we need to get past Rev. Wright and get back to the issues.
This administration is preparing to go to WAR with Iran over a new pack of LIES, and nobody really gives a shit! We all know that a war with Iran would have disastrous consequences. Maybe it's a good thing that we've devolved into a sedentary society with our television, DVDs, internet, and videogames - pretty soon nobody will be able to afford to drive anywhere! And skyrocketing gas prices are just the beginning of a whole horde of problems we'll soon be facing if we attack Iran.
WTF?
WTF? No mention of skyrocketing marijuana prices?
ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Thu May-01-08 11:14 AM
Response to Original message
1. Cable news has turned into a supermarket tabloid
Apparently it is easier to peddle celebrity gossip than to do hard-hitting news stories. No wonder I've turned off my TV to news for years.
no_hypocrisy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Thu May-01-08 11:16 AM
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3. If memory serves, these were the top "popular" stories right before 9-11
Danny Almonte, age 14, caught lying about his age for the Little League Worlds Servies.
Gary Condit, Congressman, under suspicion for the disappearance of Chandra Levy.
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Nothing new here.
alyce douglas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Thu May-01-08 11:17 AM
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4. keep the citizens of America stupid and dumb downed.
sickening truly sickening.
Just like Skins's island does, huh, alyce?
crikkett Donating Member (1000+ posts) Thu May-01-08 11:19 AM
Response to Original message
6. Are we really gearing up for war? I don't see it.
Paint It Black (1000+ posts) Thu May-01-08 11:28 AM
Response to Reply #6
11. Please tell me you're being sarcastic...
http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/04/30/grand.theft.auto/ind...
Deployment of aircraft carrier a US 'reminder' to Iran, says Gates
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,353584,00.html
Israeli Minister: Iran Could Have Nuclear Bomb Technology Within Months
(yes, it's FAUX News - but it's still part of the anti-Iran propaganda)
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jRShQkJRmI2ODHgHOl2K...
CIA director says Iran wants to kill Americans in Iraq
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/04/29/eveningnews/m...
"Hostile" Iran Sparks U.S. Attack Plan
Jennicut (472 posts) Thu May-01-08 11:25 AM
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9. Yes the MSM has once again assumed we are zombies. I shut the crap off yesterday
COULD NOT TAKE ANYMORE!!! Arggg. I'd rather go on DU, at least real news is being talked about except for the Primaries. Over there they are freaking out over every little tidbit the MSM spills their way. Anyone catch Jon Stewart last night? The ice cream and Rev. Wright bit? Hilarious but true.
LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Thu May-01-08 11:26 AM
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10. we have been preparing to attack Iran for 2 or 3 years now
So we should stop all other news for 2 years???
It was a big conspiracy theory here that we would nuke them on 6/6/06.
That's all there is to this bonfire right now, but I'm reasonably certain the primitives are going to gang up on the LSD primitive soon.
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It is to laugh. The residents of Skin's Island are the last idiots to turn to if one wants news about the world.
I caught a thread earlier asking who gave the military "permission" to do the air strike in Somalia, the one which killed Aden Hashi Ayro, a brutal terrorist leader. The little goons wanted to know when congress authorized the strike.
One has to assume the DUmpmonkeys have no clue anymore what the title "Commander-In-Chief" means. I don't remember the wacko left having a problem understanding the title while Bill Clinton was president. I don't remember the rattlebrains insisting on a congressional role in every presidential decision during the Republican majority's time.
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Still no story on Rove being frog-marched out of the White House?
Right wing media strikes again.
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Which attack should they be covering?
Every time a carrier is moved within a few "business" weeks of a new moon the DUmmies think the attack is on.
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Still no story on Rove being frog-marched out of the White House?
Right wing media strikes again.
Oh it will happen - just as soon as enough business days have passed.
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What they're looking for is the Potential Attack On Another Peaceful Middle Eastern Country Channel.
Sample lineup:
PM
4:00 Rin-Tin-Tinfoil
5:00 The BFEE-Hitler Connection
6:00 Evening News with Dan Rather
7:00 Jooooooooooooooos
8:00 Watery Grave: How the Sunburn missile will kill everyone in the U.S. Navy
9:00 This Old Mosque
10:00 The Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Comedy Hour
11:00 More Jooooooooooooooos
12:00 America's Funniest Oil Wars
AM
1:00 Genocide For Fun And Profit
2:00 That's So Halliburton!
3:00 Best Of Jooooooooooooooos
4:00 Paid Programming: Zig Zag Rolling Papers
5:00 Love That Mullah
6:00 Those Wacky Persians: How they were "just kidding" about Israel
7:00 Greatest Military Atrocities
8:00 Tehran In The Morning
9:00 Jooooooooooooooos 7th Anniversary Edition
10:00 Don't Nuke Me Bro!
11:00 Documentary: Suspected Iranian reactor actually Peeps factory
12:00 Imperial America
PM
1:00 Bush League Criminals
2:00 The Road To War: Just how much oil does Iran have?
3:00 The Michael Moore Hour Of Truth
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What they're looking for is the Potential Attack On Another Peaceful Middle Eastern Country Channel.
Sample lineup:
PM
4:00 Rin-Tin-Tinfoil
5:00 The BFEE-Hitler Connection
6:00 Evening News with Dan Rather
7:00 Jooooooooooooooos
8:00 Watery Grave: How the Sunburn missile will kill everyone in the U.S. Navy
9:00 This Old Mosque
10:00 The Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Comedy Hour
11:00 More Jooooooooooooooos
12:00 America's Funniest Oil Wars
AM
1:00 Genocide For Fun And Profit
2:00 That's So Halliburton!
3:00 Best Of Jooooooooooooooos
4:00 Paid Programming: Zig Zag Rolling Papers
5:00 Love That Mullah
6:00 Those Wacky Persians: How they were "just kidding" about Israel
7:00 Greatest Military Atrocities
8:00 Tehran In The Morning
9:00 Jooooooooooooooos 7th Anniversary Edition
10:00 Don't Nuke Me Bro!
11:00 Documentary: Suspected Iranian reactor actually Peeps factory
12:00 Imperial America
PM
1:00 Bush League Criminals
2:00 The Road To War: Just how much oil does Iran have?
3:00 The Michael Moore Hour Of Truth
:rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:
Are you applying for the position of their program director?
H5!
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What they're looking for is the Potential Attack On Another Peaceful Middle Eastern Country Channel.
Sample lineup:
PM
4:00 Rin-Tin-Tinfoil
5:00 The BFEE-Hitler Connection
6:00 Evening News with Dan Rather
7:00 Jooooooooooooooos
8:00 Watery Grave: How the Sunburn missile will kill everyone in the U.S. Navy
9:00 This Old Mosque
10:00 The Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Comedy Hour
11:00 More Jooooooooooooooos
12:00 America's Funniest Oil Wars
AM
1:00 Genocide For Fun And Profit
2:00 That's So Halliburton!
3:00 Best Of Jooooooooooooooos
4:00 Paid Programming: Zig Zag Rolling Papers
5:00 Love That Mullah
6:00 Those Wacky Persians: How they were "just kidding" about Israel
7:00 Greatest Military Atrocities
8:00 Tehran In The Morning
9:00 Jooooooooooooooos 7th Anniversary Edition
10:00 Don't Nuke Me Bro!
11:00 Documentary: Suspected Iranian reactor actually Peeps factory
12:00 Imperial America
PM
1:00 Bush League Criminals
2:00 The Road To War: Just how much oil does Iran have?
3:00 The Michael Moore Hour Of Truth
WTF! They took off "Everybody Loves Ayatollah? Crap! The third season was just getting good.
Those bastards!
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What they're looking for is the Potential Attack On Another Peaceful Middle Eastern Country Channel.
Sample lineup:
PM
4:00 Rin-Tin-Tinfoil
5:00 The BFEE-Hitler Connection
6:00 Evening News with Dan Rather
7:00 Jooooooooooooooos
8:00 Watery Grave: How the Sunburn missile will kill everyone in the U.S. Navy
9:00 This Old Mosque
10:00 The Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Comedy Hour
11:00 More Jooooooooooooooos
12:00 America's Funniest Oil Wars
AM
1:00 Genocide For Fun And Profit
2:00 That's So Halliburton!
3:00 Best Of Jooooooooooooooos
4:00 Paid Programming: Zig Zag Rolling Papers
5:00 Love That Mullah
6:00 Those Wacky Persians: How they were "just kidding" about Israel
7:00 Greatest Military Atrocities
8:00 Tehran In The Morning
9:00 Jooooooooooooooos 7th Anniversary Edition
10:00 Don't Nuke Me Bro!
11:00 Documentary: Suspected Iranian reactor actually Peeps factory
12:00 Imperial America
PM
1:00 Bush League Criminals
2:00 The Road To War: Just how much oil does Iran have?
3:00 The Michael Moore Hour Of Truth
WTF! They took off "Everybody Loves Ayatollah? Crap! The third season was just getting good.
Those bastards!
Talk to DAT . . . when he becomes program director, I'm sure that he'll bring it back! :tongue: :rotf: :cheersmate:
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What they're looking for is the Potential Attack On Another Peaceful Middle Eastern Country Channel.
Sample lineup:
PM
4:00 Rin-Tin-Tinfoil
5:00 The BFEE-Hitler Connection
6:00 Evening News with Dan Rather
7:00 Jooooooooooooooos
8:00 Watery Grave: How the Sunburn missile will kill everyone in the U.S. Navy
9:00 This Old Mosque
10:00 The Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Comedy Hour
11:00 More Jooooooooooooooos
12:00 America's Funniest Oil Wars
AM
1:00 Genocide For Fun And Profit
2:00 That's So Halliburton!
3:00 Best Of Jooooooooooooooos
4:00 Paid Programming: Zig Zag Rolling Papers
5:00 Love That Mullah
6:00 Those Wacky Persians: How they were "just kidding" about Israel
7:00 Greatest Military Atrocities
8:00 Tehran In The Morning
9:00 Jooooooooooooooos 7th Anniversary Edition
10:00 Don't Nuke Me Bro!
11:00 Documentary: Suspected Iranian reactor actually Peeps factory
12:00 Imperial America
PM
1:00 Bush League Criminals
2:00 The Road To War: Just how much oil does Iran have?
3:00 The Michael Moore Hour Of Truth
Glad it's not the Saturday or Sunday morning programming, I couldn't take six hours of "Obama, Descendant of the Prohet" (Saturday) or "Obama, The Messiah Is Come!" (Sunday).
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What happened? They use to show reruns of "My Mother The Camel" at midnight.
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What happened? They use to show reruns of "My Mother The Camel" at midnight.
It's going to be replaced with American Idolator.
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What they're looking for is the Potential Attack On Another Peaceful Middle Eastern Country Channel.
Sample lineup:
PM
4:00 Rin-Tin-Tinfoil
5:00 The BFEE-Hitler Connection
6:00 Evening News with Dan Rather
7:00 Jooooooooooooooos
8:00 Watery Grave: How the Sunburn missile will kill everyone in the U.S. Navy
9:00 This Old Mosque
10:00 The Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Comedy Hour
11:00 More Jooooooooooooooos
12:00 America's Funniest Oil Wars
AM
1:00 Genocide For Fun And Profit
2:00 That's So Halliburton!
3:00 Best Of Jooooooooooooooos
4:00 Paid Programming: Zig Zag Rolling Papers
5:00 Love That Mullah
6:00 Those Wacky Persians: How they were "just kidding" about Israel
7:00 Greatest Military Atrocities
8:00 Tehran In The Morning
9:00 Jooooooooooooooos 7th Anniversary Edition
10:00 Don't Nuke Me Bro!
11:00 Documentary: Suspected Iranian reactor actually Peeps factory
12:00 Imperial America
PM
1:00 Bush League Criminals
2:00 The Road To War: Just how much oil does Iran have?
3:00 The Michael Moore Hour Of Truth
H5 - Priceless :rotf: :lmao: