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Title: primitives take it all off
Post by: franksolich on October 21, 2011, 09:18:36 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x674711

Oh my.

Oh oh my.

While doing research on a particular primitive, I came across this, from January 2004:

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elfwitch (1000+ posts)      Fri Jan-23-04 11:33 AM
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How much Naked Time do you need?

First let me define naked time. Naked time is any period of time you spend naked where you aren't doing something that requires nudity.

Examples:
Showering or bathing - Not Naked Time
Having "The Sex" - Not Naked Time
Reading a book while nude - Naked Time
Surfing the Internet while nude - Naked Time

How much naked time do you like to get in an average day? I don't mean how much you'd really like to get. I mean more like, what is the minimum amount of Naked Time you can get a day and still feel like you've gotten a good daily quota?

Me... anywhere from 15-30 minutes works out best.

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TrogL   (1000+ posts)        Fri Jan-23-04 11:34 AM
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1. 4 - 24 hours

As long as it's practical, the clothes are off as soon as I walk in the door.

Does naked sleeping count?

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elfwitch (1000+ posts)      Fri Jan-23-04 11:36 AM
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Naked sleeping does not count if....

you normally sleep naked.

Naked time only counts when you are doing an activity that doesn't REQUIRE nudity to be done.

If you only feel comfortable sleeping in the nude, then it is a REQUIREMENT.

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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts)        Fri Jan-23-04 11:36 AM
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2. Uh, not much...

...most of the time I prefer to have some form of clothing on.

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elfwitch (1000+ posts)      Fri Jan-23-04 11:36 AM
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3. Are you shy or...

is it something else?

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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts)        Fri Jan-23-04 11:38 AM
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4. No one to be shy for...I live alone.

I'm just not into being nude except when it's "naked time". Maybe if I had a better body, I'd be happier about being nude more often.

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elfwitch (1000+ posts)      Fri Jan-23-04 11:39 AM
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6. So only naked with a mission for you then??

I don't have the best body in the world but dammit if I don't need to just be unencumbered by clothing now and then.

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bif  (1000+ posts)      Fri Jan-23-04 11:39 AM
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5. I have two daughters so my naked time is somewhat restricted. When they're out of the house and it's warm in the house (summertime) I walk around naked all the time.

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terrya  (1000+ posts)      Fri Jan-23-04 11:40 AM
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7. From the time I walk through the door at home after I get off work.

Until I get dressed for work the next day.

I love going around the house in the nude. As nature intended.

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elfwitch (1000+ posts)      Fri Jan-23-04 11:42 AM
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9. Just kickin it in your skinjamas?

Good for you.

Nudity for everyone.

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terrya  (1000+ posts)      Fri Jan-23-04 11:45 AM
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12. Yep. I think I might be a naturist at heart.

Nudity is especially necessary during the humid summer months.

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ConcernedCanuk (1000+ posts)      Fri Jan-23-04 12:12 PM
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19. Same here

besides saving on wearing out my skin

saves on laundry !

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TXlib (1000+ posts)      Fri Jan-23-04 11:43 AM
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10. I'm usually naked at home.

Or at least, just in my tighty whiteys.

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JHB   (1000+ posts)        Fri Jan-23-04 11:48 AM
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15. You mean, on average?

I don't have air conditining, so in summers it can be nearly "anytime I'm not outside". In colder weather it varies substantially.

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elfwitch (1000+ posts)      Fri Jan-23-04 11:50 AM
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16. I mean..

How much gets you through the day?

I'd like to be nude more often, but as long as I can squeeze in about 15-30 minutes a day, I can continue to function normally.

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supernova  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jan-23-04 12:15 PM
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21. An hour or so is fine

esp after a bath. I don't surf the net nude because my desk is at an open window and, while the neighbors aren't right next door, the kids often cut across my yard.

edit: Nudity is primarily a summer activity for me. I get too cold in the winter.

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VelmaD (1000+ posts)        Fri Jan-23-04 01:11 PM
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28. I have to get nekkid...

and get into a tub of warm, peach-scented bubbles at least a couple of times a week or I'm impossible to be around. I've been known to lounge around the house nekkid (or nearly nekkid) a lot too. Usually though I like to have a little something on...if nothing else at least something to keep the boobies out of the way.

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NightTrain (1000+ posts)      Fri Jan-23-04 02:17 PM
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32. The minute I get home from work, my clothes come off.
 
Sometimes, I don't wear anything else until I get ready for work the next morning.
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: Skul on October 21, 2011, 09:22:12 PM
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VelmaD (1000+ posts)        Fri Jan-23-04 01:11 PM
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28. I have to get nekkid...

and get into a tub of warm, peach-scented bubbles at least a couple of times a week or I'm impossible to be around. I've been known to lounge around the house nekkid (or nearly nekkid) a lot too. Usually though I like to have a little something on...if nothing else at least something to keep the boobies out of the way.

Why?
Does it bother you having them lay in your lap while sitting? :whistling:
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: Chris_ on October 21, 2011, 09:22:20 PM
I'm going to file this thread under Too Much Information.

(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/naked-99-percent.jpg)


Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: Ballygrl on October 21, 2011, 09:23:22 PM
Oh my! I don't walk around naked at all just for pleasure.
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: thundley4 on October 21, 2011, 09:23:31 PM
I hope no one that I visit ever just sits around their house naked, it's unsanitary unless they sit on towels or blankets, and not on a bare sofa or chair.

Why?
Does it bother you having them lay in your lap while sitting? :whistling:

Nope, she keeps tripping on them.
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: Chris_ on October 21, 2011, 09:23:40 PM
Why?
Does it bother you having them lay in your lap while sitting? :whistling:
Stepping on them every time you stand up to get a beer is uncomfortable.
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: JakeStyle on October 21, 2011, 09:23:46 PM
I sleep starkers and usually wander into the kitchen to make coffee in the early morning the same way, otherwise I am fully clothed.
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: Chris_ on October 21, 2011, 09:24:42 PM
Oh my! I don't walk around naked at all just for pleasure.
Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode with the naked girlfriend.

You don't have problems opening jars of pickles, do you?
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: franksolich on October 21, 2011, 09:26:59 PM
Why?
Does it bother you having them lay in your lap while sitting? :whistling:

I haven't seen the VelmaD primitive for ages.

She's a "witch," from New Jersey, I think (but don't quote me on that).

During the Scamdal six and a half years ago, she put a "hex" on franksolich, via the computer screen.

If I recall correctly, her upper shelf sags way down in an elongated manner.
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: FlippyDoo on October 21, 2011, 09:27:42 PM
Based on their attitude and...hobbies...maybe the boar hog tits need to separate themselves and establish their own little "Gimme your shit! I'm naked!" country. Depending on your preferences they could call it Nekkidopia or Pukeistan.
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: Chris_ on October 21, 2011, 09:27:58 PM
I hope no one that I visit ever just sits around their house naked, it's unsanitary unless they sit on towels or blankets, and not on a bare sofa or chair.
Check the furniture for skidmarks.
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: JakeStyle on October 21, 2011, 09:28:35 PM
Check the furniture for skidmarks.

That made me laugh  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: Ballygrl on October 21, 2011, 09:29:00 PM
Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode with the naked girlfriend.

You don't have problems opening jars of pickles, do you?

:lmao:

I'm not a prude, but what if I was walking around naked and tripped and my Husband had to call the cops and an ambulance? I'd be so embarrassed because I know all these people.
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: ChuckJ on October 21, 2011, 09:32:01 PM
When I first opened this my eyes went instantly to the examples.

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Examples:
Showering or bathing - Not Naked Time
Having "The Sex" - Not Naked Time
Reading a book while nude - Naked Time
Surfing the Internet while nude - Naked Time

Before reading the sentence that gave their definition of Naked Time I was thinking that they are getting it wrong just like everything else that they do.
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: franksolich on October 21, 2011, 09:33:45 PM
When I first opened this my eyes went instantly to the examples.

Before reading the sentence that gave their definition of Naked Time I was thinking that they are getting it wrong just like everything else that they do.

I wondered about that too.

If sleeping doesn't count, then franksolich has no naked time, period; I must be missing out on something.

Oh my.  

Lurking primitives at this thread.

:tongue: :tongue: :tongue:  :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: Chris_ on October 21, 2011, 09:34:07 PM
I'm not a prude, but what if I was walking around naked and tripped and my Husband had to call the cops and an ambulance? I'd be so embarrassed because I know all these people.
I've never had a problem being naked in a hospital or ambulance.  Those people see plenty of stuff, they don't care. :whistling:
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: ChuckJ on October 21, 2011, 09:35:15 PM
I wondered about that too.

If sleeping doesn't count, then franksolich has no naked time, period; I must be missing out on something.

I guess when you chased the druggies off with the wrench it would have counted as Naked Time.
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: Chris_ on October 21, 2011, 09:36:40 PM
I guess when you chased the druggies off with the wrench it would have counted as Naked Time.
That's what scared them off.  :rotf:

You don't mess with a man's Naked Time.  No way.
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: franksolich on October 21, 2011, 09:36:58 PM
I've never had a problem being naked in a hospital or ambulance.  Those people see plenty of stuff, they don't care. :whistling:

Uh, that's very true.

They've seen it all.  It's like looking at a shoe or a bookcase, for all they care.
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: Chris_ on October 21, 2011, 09:38:28 PM
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NightTrain (1000+ posts)      Fri Jan-23-04 02:17 PM
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32. The minute I get home from work, my clothes come off.
 
Sometimes, I don't wear anything else until I get ready for work the next morning.
I don't go this far, but during the summer I will change into shorts and a t-shirt when I get home from work.  Hell, even Mr. Rogers changed clothes when he got home.
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: franksolich on October 21, 2011, 09:39:23 PM
I guess when you chased the druggies off with the wrench it would have counted as Naked Time.

I count that as sleeping time, because it was the middle of the night, and I had gotten up only to empty the bladder.  I wasn't asleep for those some twenty minutes, but I had meant to be asleep.
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: ChuckJ on October 21, 2011, 09:45:45 PM
I count that as sleeping time, because it was the middle of the night, and I had gotten up only to empty the bladder.  I wasn't asleep for those some twenty minutes, but I had meant to be asleep.

It's amazing how things work out isn't it. You got up simply to urinate. Instead you ended up becoming a one time superhero: Naked Man, who defeated the evil doers with just the showing of your wrench and tallywacker.
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: franksolich on October 21, 2011, 09:48:10 PM
That's what scared them off.  :rotf:

You don't mess with a man's Naked Time.  No way.

Oh now, you know this is going to draw lascivious lurking primitives to this thread.

The neighbor is one of only two people who’ve caught me in a natural state, whose sensibilities I care about (I don’t care what an intruder thinks about a naked franksolich), and it’s happened, oh, certainly more than twenty times the past year alone.

I sleep suitably attired in other people's homes, and I take especial care that no child, aged person, or woman has ever, not once, seen franksolich less than suitably attired.

But if it's another guy, or an intruder, to Hell with it.

The neighbor stores some agricultural things out here, and given the nature of farming, sometimes he’s had to come out here in the very early morning—say, circa 4 a.m.—to get something, right about the same time I awake.  He has no way of warning me he’s coming over, and so he just comes over.

The first time it happened some years ago, it caused two red faces and a quick turning of heads while I scrambled to make myself decent.  The second time it happened, it was somewhat less embarrassing for both of us.  By the third time it happened, I no longer bothered to hurry and cover up; after all, he was in the Air Force and is a married man with small children, so he’s seen all of it anyway.

Any more, until it gets towards 6 a.m., because it’s just the neighbor, I just let it all hang out.

And besides, we’re on my terrain, my territory.

He always makes a comment about my appearance, along the lines that I look “tired” or “healthy” or “upset” or “out of sorts” or “quiet” or “you’re losing weight again” or somesuch.  There have been a few times he's commented about some other attribute, but never mind.
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: franksolich on October 21, 2011, 09:50:27 PM
It's amazing how things work out isn't it. You got up simply to urinate. Instead you ended up becoming a one time superhero: Naked Man, who defeated the evil doers with just the showing of your wrench and tallywacker.

Probably though, they'd been there for a while; remember, two of them looked as if they were asleep, when I opened the door.
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: Tucker on October 21, 2011, 09:53:01 PM
This is one time I'm grateful they didn't post a picture thread.
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: franksolich on October 21, 2011, 09:54:08 PM
This is one time I'm grateful they didn't post a picture thread.

I was thinking the same thing, as I was reading it for the first time.

The only thing I do know is that the VelmaD primitive's jugs sag way down; they're pretty long.
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: franksolich on October 22, 2011, 07:15:39 AM
This is one time I'm grateful they didn't post a picture thread.

It however gave me some amusement that many lurking primitive "guests" were at this thread when I had to get up in the middle of the night to empty the bladder.....
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 22, 2011, 07:31:31 AM
At my age...3 to 5 minutes in the shower...and I hope the mirror fogs up. :-)
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: Celtic Rose on October 22, 2011, 10:01:51 AM
Somehow, I don't think that I have ever felt the need to just walk around naked, especially not to the point that I can't function if I don't get a certain amount of "naked time." 
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: franksolich on October 22, 2011, 10:12:29 AM
Somehow, I don't think that I have ever felt the need to just walk around naked, especially not to the point that I can't function if I don't get a certain amount of "naked time."

These are primitives, remember.

They're trying to get some sort of "spiritual experience" out of it, I think; a yearning for God is within every human being, but as they've turned off, rejected, God, but still have that universal yearning, primitives do all sorts of weird things to fulfill it.

I suppose it's also an attempt to "get in touch" with themselves, but of course their use of drugs, licit and illicit, separates them more and more from themselves. 

Me, I just sleep this way out of habit; a habit derived from I know not where.

Given the propensity of deaf people to inadvertently walk in on embarrassing situations, I've never been surprised at how common the habit is.  If doors have locks on them, people should use them, damn it.
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: USA4ME on October 22, 2011, 10:17:56 AM
Quote from:
TXlib
 
I'm usually naked at home.

Or at least, just in my tighty whiteys.

This is the same guy that was over at CU for a while and then went to NU, right?

Quote from:
NightTrain
 
The minute I get home from work, my clothes come off.
 
Sometimes, I don't wear anything else until I get ready for work the next morning.

NightTrain  :lmao:

This is a primtive I'd like to see back on the island.  He was as immature as they come.

I remember one story he told about some "freeper" old lady that made some lighthearted comment to him about having to lift some heavy basket at where he worked and he snapped back at her something about how she needed to go change her adult diaper.  He said it thinking the primitives would pat him on the back, etc...  Even as dumb as they are, they didn't give him a pass on that.

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Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: franksolich on October 22, 2011, 02:17:02 PM
I've never had a problem being naked in a hospital or ambulance.  Those people see plenty of stuff, they don't care. :whistling:

See, that's why I can't see any reason for being nervous.

Eleven times since I was three years old, there's been a case of me being taken into the emergency room, tossed onto a gurney (or whatever it is), and because of the nature of the injuries, immediately stripped wholly naked.....right in front of the medical staff, three or four rescue personnel, and one or two friends.

(The friend, or friend, because somebody has to do my talking-and-listening for me, as I'm not in exactly a conversational mood.)

All I've ever been interested in is getting put back into working order, and if that's what they have to do, well, do it.  Nobody gets any argument from me.
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 22, 2011, 02:56:27 PM
See, that's why I can't see any reason for being nervous.

Eleven times since I was three years old, there's been a case of me being taken into the emergency room, tossed onto a gurney (or whatever it is), and because of the nature of the injuries, immediately stripped wholly naked.....right in front of the medical staff, three or four rescue personnel, and one or two friends.

(The friend, or friend, because somebody has to do my talking-and-listening for me, as I'm not in exactly a conversational mood.)

All I've ever been interested in is getting put back into working order, and if that's what they have to do, well, do it.  Nobody gets any argument from me.

I never, never get a gown with any ties in the back.... :argh:

I think they pull them all off when they see me coming.
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: franksolich on October 22, 2011, 02:59:16 PM
This is the same guy that was over at CU for a while and then went to NU, right?

I'm not sure.

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NightTrain  :lmao:

This is a primtive I'd like to see back on the island.  He was as immature as they come.

I remember one story he told about some "freeper" old lady that made some lighthearted comment to him about having to lift some heavy basket at where he worked and he snapped back at her something about how she needed to go change her adult diaper.  He said it thinking the primitives would pat him on the back, etc...  Even as dumb as they are, they didn't give him a pass on that.

When I saw the NightTrain primitive, though, the comment reminded me of the longgrain primitive instead, who was at our old home and then went over to NeutralUnderground.

Does NeutralUnderground still exist any more?  Does anybody know?
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: franksolich on October 22, 2011, 03:02:03 PM
I never, never get a gown with any ties in the back.... :argh:

I think they pull them all off when they see me coming.

I'm familiar with those gowns, but in my instance, it seemed I was always allowed to wear pants, too, once I was put back into order.

But it's been my observation they don't do that all the time.

Perhaps you had leaking bowels or something, at the time?  I have no idea.
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: Odin's Hand on October 22, 2011, 03:07:59 PM
This is the same guy that was over at CU for a while and then went to NU, right?

Yeah, he was sending unsolicited nude pictures of himself to the females over there and got banned.
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: franksolich on October 22, 2011, 03:08:48 PM
Yeah, he was sending unsolicited nude pictures of himself to the females over there and got banned.

So that was NightTrain, and not longgrain, right?
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: Odin's Hand on October 22, 2011, 03:10:39 PM
So that was NightTrain, and not longgrain, right?

TXLib
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: franksolich on October 22, 2011, 04:05:01 PM
TXLib

Thanks, sir; that was before my time, so I didn't recognize the name.
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: franksolich on October 22, 2011, 05:17:47 PM
Oh my.

We have a lurking primitive visiting this thread, from an affluent neighborhood in Connecticut, probably looking for something that had been here, but isn't here any more.

Too bad.
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: diesel driver on October 22, 2011, 07:22:38 PM
:lmao:

I'm not a prude, but what if I was walking around naked and tripped and my Husband had to call the cops and an ambulance? I'd be so embarrassed because I know all these people.

      :lol:

One of the "hazards" of living in a small town.   :lmao:
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 23, 2011, 08:24:28 AM
Instead you ended up becoming a one time superhero: Naked Man, who defeated the evil doers with just the showing of your wrench and tallywacker.

I almost spat Coke on my monitor.  H5! :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: franksolich on October 23, 2011, 08:38:03 AM
One of the "hazards" of living in a small town.   :lmao:

Another night, another batch of lurking primitives coming to this thread; one might as well give them more material to mull over.

I spent my adolescence in a small town (circa 3,000) in the Sandhills of Nebraska, around the North Loup River, the Middle Loup River, and the South Loup River.  The area was isolated; this town was the largest town for more than 200 miles, and the second-largest town had only a few hundred people.

During the summer, three friends and I used to spend late mornings and early afternoons cleaning up the litter left at the local drive-in movie theatre, and it would get pretty hot, usually at the peak of summer temperatures unrelentingly in the three digits.

We'd get done about 2:00 in the afternoon, and immediately head for one of the Loup Rivers to swim.

The summer I was a sophomore in high school, a foreign-exchange student from West Germany joined us, and the first time all of us went swimming, he shucked every stitch and dove into the water.

We were shocked; "skinny-dipping" was something from pioneer days, and modern people wore trunks.

But we soon thereafter lost all inhibitions, and all summers through graduation from high school, never bothered again with swimming-trunks, gym-shorts, or briefs.

Of course, we looked and "compared."  The German among us was pretty small, and that he was uncircumcised made him look damned near miniature.  So much for the much-vaunted European or "continental" manhood.  (For the record, franksolich was, and is, utterly average.)

About twenty years later, I was wandering around the socialist paradises of the workers and peasants.  Now remember, I was on my own; on my own dime and my own time and my own whim, criss-crossing a Texas- or France-sized area from one end to another, from top to bottom, west to east, going back to places where I'd been before.  I avoided the cities and stuck with the countryside and villages.

Because the all-benevolent socialists for three generations had isolated the people, keeping them in one area rather than allowing them to (voluntarily) move about, I was the first (and to this day in many cases, probably the only) American--or even westerner, for that matter--many of these workers and peasants had ever seen.

There was a great deal of intense curiosity about me.

For example, I was mortified when I learned--because I'm deaf and didn't know the languages, I was rather late in learning--that one of the common sources of wonderment about me was that I never seemed to have to empty the bowels.  Given conditions as they were in the paradises, one's excretory habits were observed by all, and apparently it drove the workers and peasants nuts, trying to figure out when and how I did it.

I was very much the Victorian prude over there; I don't recall that in nearly two years, a single worker or peasant saw more skin of franksolich than just my head, the arms from the elbows to the fingertips, and the legs from the knees to the feet.

And because I observed much more in others than what I dare reveal about myself, I found the judgement of my friends and myself twenty years before, confirmed.  Compared with the Sandhills of Nebraska, European males have very little about which to boast. 
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: AprilRazz on October 23, 2011, 08:55:27 AM
That DUmp exchange made me throw up in my mouth a little just reading it. :puke:

BTW as far as naked time it is mostly in the bedroom. I took a quick photo getting ready for bed last night.



















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Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: diesel driver on October 23, 2011, 09:03:41 AM
That DUmp exchange made me throw up in my mouth a little just reading it. :puke:

BTW as far as naked time it is mostly in the bedroom. I took a quick photo getting ready for bed last night.



















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Ok, there's you, and Mr. Razz, but what's with the midget?   :lmao:
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: AprilRazz on October 23, 2011, 09:11:00 AM
Ok, there's you, and Mr. Razz, but what's with the midget?   :lmao:
He is there to take care of the donkey. :-)
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: franksolich on October 23, 2011, 09:21:46 AM
That DUmp exchange made me throw up in my mouth a little just reading it. :puke:

BTW as far as naked time it is mostly in the bedroom. I took a quick photo getting ready for bed last night.

Actually, the thought of a naked primitive could have a useful purpose.

For example, one might be on a diet, and having some trouble with it.

Just envision in the imagination a naked primitive--I suggest either the subway cat or the gigantic primitive, but of course there's many others from which to select--and one won't be able to eat for a week or ten days, the stomach's so convulsed.
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: AprilRazz on October 23, 2011, 10:00:50 AM
Actually, the thought of a naked primitive could have a useful purpose.

For example, one might be on a diet, and having some trouble with it.

Just envision in the imagination a naked primitive--I suggest either the subway cat or the gigantic primitive, but of course there's many others from which to select--and one won't be able to eat for a week or ten days, the stomach's so convulsed.
That is a wonderful idea! It would be a sure fire weight loss tool and think of all the money we could pour into the VRWC machine if we market it. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: franksolich on October 23, 2011, 10:44:38 AM
That is a wonderful idea! It would be a sure fire weight loss tool and think of all the money we could pour into the VRWC machine if we market it. :cheersmate:

If I were on, or had to be on, a diet right now, I'd myself use the "image" of a naked nadin as my inspiration, as she's starting to look more and more like a chubby drunken Bella Abzug to me.

I know; it defies the imagination
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: franksolich on October 23, 2011, 12:22:25 PM
Whoa.  This thread continues to be really really popular with lurking primitives; decent and civilized people not so much, but it's being a strong magnet for primitives, who flock here like bees to honey.


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Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: docstew on October 23, 2011, 01:28:00 PM
Oh my! I don't walk around naked at all just for pleasure.

Well, if you ever decided to...



























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Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: franksolich on October 23, 2011, 04:24:36 PM
Oh my! I don't walk around naked at all just for pleasure.

One of my roommates in college did that a lot; he was one of us from the Sandhills, straitlaced redneck fundie country according to the primitives.

He'd come out from the bathroom, having just taken a shower, with a towel wrapped around his mid-section.

He'd walk into the living room where some of us were watching television (usually there were six guys living in this three-story old house)--or in my case, reading--whip off the towel, and snap it at one of us.  Someone would grab the towel, leaving him all exposed, but he didn't care, and wouldn't bother getting dressed right away unless he was going out, or someone was coming over.

We were a rather raucous group--it was, after all, a "party house"--but actually for four years maintained a clean and decent reputation among girls, old people, and children, none of whom by good luck saw how we really were.  The college girls who hung around with us thought us all perfect gentlemen.

The college girls were probably right; that was a long time ago now, and for a long time everybody's been happily married to their first and only wife, good kids, professionals.
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: wasp69 on October 26, 2011, 10:25:09 AM
Somehow, I don't think that I have ever felt the need to just walk around naked, especially not to the point that I can't function if I don't get a certain amount of "naked time." 

Well, Rose, that's because you progressed mentally and emotionally past the age of 5.

The DUmmies, not so much.
Title: Re: primitives take it all off
Post by: Wineslob on October 26, 2011, 10:51:27 AM
I've got a teenager (daughter) in the house. Nope, not gonna happen. Now my wife........