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Title: Zuccotti neighbors: Stop dumping on us
Post by: Chris_ on October 21, 2011, 10:06:24 AM: Quote
Livid lower Manhattan residents went off on Zuccotti Park protesters at a heated Community Board 1 meeting last night and blasted politicians for not controlling the chaos.

â€œTheyâ€™re defecating on our doorsteps,â€ fumed board member Catherine Hughes, a stay-at-home mom who lives one block from the protest. â€œThe cowbells start at 4 a.m. and the drumming goes past 10 a.m. A lot of people are very frustrated. A lot of people are concerned about the safety of our kids.â€
NY Post (http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/zuccotti_neighbors_stop_dumping_mc4A6o0HMOuuvkyb4kIU3J)

MORE ARRESTS COMING FOR WALL ST. PROTESTERS, BLOOMBERG SAYS (http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/more_arrests_coming_for_wall_st_SiizhhRPpTWqj6i2mZh9xH)
Title: Re: Zuccotti neighbors: Stop dumping on us
Post by: Wineslob on October 21, 2011, 02:07:17 PM: It's time for the scoops, we need some soylent green.
Title: Re: Zuccotti neighbors: Stop dumping on us
Post by: CG6468 on October 21, 2011, 04:08:57 PM: Quote from: Wineslob on October 21, 2011, 02:07:17 PM
It's time for the scoops, we need some soylent green.

Get a bunch of neighbors - armed - meet them outside, and the cowards will scatter like flies.
Title: Re: Zuccotti neighbors: Stop dumping on us
Post by: Revolution on October 21, 2011, 04:38:17 PM: Get airhorns, and blow them into the OWSies ears. Fight fire with fire. Or do something more creative to irritate them. I don't know. I'm not in the thick of it. Well...anymore. Punch holes in their drums. Steal their whistles, and shit, and use a lighter to seal them shut.

However, these are just suggestions. I quite like CG's reccomendation.
Title: Re: Zuccotti neighbors: Stop dumping on us
Post by: catsmtrods on October 21, 2011, 05:17:27 PM: Raid!
Title: Re: Zuccotti neighbors: Stop dumping on us
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 21, 2011, 05:24:29 PM: Quote from: Wineslob on October 21, 2011, 02:07:17 PM
It's time for the scoops, we need some soylent green.
Soylent green goes great with bean dip...BUT. I'll pass on the Zuccotti park flavor. I fear for my health if I eat that bag.

Me I prefer the garlic flavored Soylent Green imported from Itally.
<--- that me eating some right there.
Title: Re: Zuccotti neighbors: Stop dumping on us
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 21, 2011, 05:42:03 PM: Quote from: catsmtrods on October 21, 2011, 05:17:27 PM
Raid!

Raid? I didn't know they made a spray for protesters.
Title: Re: Zuccotti neighbors: Stop dumping on us
Post by: docstew on October 21, 2011, 05:51:29 PM: Quote from: Revolution on October 21, 2011, 04:38:17 PM
Get airhorns, and blow them into the OWSies ears. Fight fire with fire. Or do something more creative to irritate them. I don't know. I'm not in the thick of it. Well...anymore. Punch holes in their drums. Steal their whistles, and shit, and use a lighter to seal them shut.

However, these are just suggestions. I quite like CG's reccomendation.

How about what's ended protests year after year: ignore them.
Title: Re: Zuccotti neighbors: Stop dumping on us
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 21, 2011, 06:07:53 PM: Quote from: docstew on October 21, 2011, 05:51:29 PM
How about what's ended protests year after year: ignore them.

Yeah, that would do it......but water cannons are quick and make the best videos.
Title: Re: Zuccotti neighbors: Stop dumping on us
Post by: Revolution on October 21, 2011, 06:27:34 PM: Mustard gas in a crowd of them may disperse their little hippy party.
Title: Re: Zuccotti neighbors: Stop dumping on us
Post by: Chris_ on October 21, 2011, 06:29:58 PM: What ever happened to good old-fashioned fire hoses. Throw in some powdered soap and you solve two problems at the same time.
Title: Re: Zuccotti neighbors: Stop dumping on us
Post by: docstew on October 21, 2011, 06:40:23 PM: Quote from: Revolution on October 21, 2011, 06:27:34 PM
Mustard gas in a crowd of them may disperse their little hippy party.

While I applaud your zeal, mustard gas is actually a lethal chemical weapon. OC gas would be a better choice, since the only way they could stop the burning would be a shower.
Title: Re: Zuccotti neighbors: Stop dumping on us
Post by: Revolution on October 22, 2011, 01:01:29 PM: I'm not very familliar with tactical weapons, so mustard gas was the first thing that came to my mind. Actually never heard of OC gas.

I learnt sumthin' new today. :-)
Title: Re: Zuccotti neighbors: Stop dumping on us
Post by: Delmar on October 22, 2011, 01:27:02 PM: Turn loose a gunny sack full of honey badgers.
Title: Re: Zuccotti neighbors: Stop dumping on us
Post by: docstew on October 23, 2011, 06:28:03 AM: Quote from: Revolution on October 22, 2011, 01:01:29 PM
I'm not very familliar with tactical weapons, so mustard gas was the first thing that came to my mind. Actually never heard of OC gas.

I learnt sumthin' new today. :-)

OC = oleoresin capsicum... a stickier form of the chemical capsaicin. The stuff that makes hot food hot. Ya know that runny nose ya get after eating spicy food? That's the feeling, times 1000, and it doesn't fade.
Title: Re: Zuccotti neighbors: Stop dumping on us
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 23, 2011, 09:19:14 AM: Quote from: Revolution on October 21, 2011, 06:27:34 PM
Mustard gas in a crowd of them may disperse their little hippy party.

Hell--why not VX or Tabun? :tongue: :fuelfire:

My father and I passed a carload (a Dodge Stratus) of young people headed south on the Adirondack Northway last night, coming back from the NY Northern Zone rifle opener. He mentioned that they were probably headed to NYC to join the OWememeS, and I had to say that I agreed with him. One of them was sucking face with what appeared to be a female, in the back seat.
Title: Re: Zuccotti neighbors: Stop dumping on us
Post by: Erasmus on October 24, 2011, 03:27:39 PM: I'm telling you, one 3 gallon jug of skunk juice and the protest is over.