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Title: Obama Would be on Mt. Rushmore...If he were a Republican
Post by: Revolution on October 20, 2011, 07:48:37 PM
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HipChick (1000+ posts)       Thu Oct-20-11 08:26 PM
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If Obama were a Republican, he'd be on Mount Rushmore right now
 

“To rid the world of Osama bin Laden, Anwar al-Awlaki and Moammar Qaddafi within six months: if Obama were a Republican, he’d be on Mount Rushmore by now.” — Andrew Sullivan

The first rule of GOP Fight Club: never give credit to a Democrat.
 
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2156718

Um...no. He wouldn't.

Here's something that'll get the hive worked up: PUT BUSH ON MT. RUSHMORE!!
Title: Re: Obama Would be on Mt. Rushmore...If he were a Republican
Post by: Chris_ on October 20, 2011, 07:52:06 PM
The two things Obama will be known for after he leaves office... his golf bag and his teleprompter.
Title: Re: Obama Would be on Mt. Rushmore...If he were a Republican
Post by: Duke Nukum on October 20, 2011, 07:53:42 PM
The two things Obama will be known for after he leaves office... his golf bag and his teleprompter.
How many cue-card holders' jobs has Obama destroyed by using the teleprompter?
Title: Re: Obama Would be on Mt. Rushmore...If he were a Republican
Post by: Freeper on October 20, 2011, 07:55:19 PM
Um...no. He wouldn't.

Here's something that'll get the hive worked up: PUT BUSH ON MT. RUSHMORE!!

They would love to put Bush up on Mt Rushmore, then throw him off it.  :-)

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The first rule of GOP Fight Club: never give credit to a Democrat.

And the democrats were full of compliments for Bush, when he did something right?
Hell if this exact same event had happened under a repuke, the DUmp would be up in arms over "war crimes", and saying the timing was convenient, it is a distraction from the bad economy, frog march, chimpeach, and on and on.

 
Title: Re: Obama Would be on Mt. Rushmore...If he were a Republican
Post by: whiffleball on October 21, 2011, 08:39:44 AM
Apparently the DUmmies didn't watch Brad Melzer's Decoded which claimed that the sculptor was a KKK member, so they could just blame that. 

What the hell has Obama done to warrant his damn face on Rushmore anyway?  Are they claiming that because some bad guys were killed during his administration?
Title: Re: Obama Would be on Mt. Rushmore...If he were a Republican
Post by: FlaGator on October 21, 2011, 10:52:58 AM
With him being the left wing messiah that might be a violation of church and state.
Title: Re: Obama Would be on Mt. Rushmore...If he were a Republican
Post by: jukin on October 21, 2011, 11:08:43 AM
The 0bama unprecedented accomplishments.

Four trillion dollars in new debt in three years.

Housing market worse than in the great Depression.

Longest time of 9%+ unemployment.

Greatest standard of living loss since records have been kept.

Longest time in our history that the federal government has not had a budget.

Highest health care insurance premium rate increases since records have been kept.

First time the USA's credit rating has been downgraded.

Misery index matches it's highest mark.

This is truly what makes a president worthy of Mount Rushmore.
Title: Re: Obama Would be on Mt. Rushmore...If he were a Republican
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on October 21, 2011, 11:25:28 AM
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HipChick (1000+ posts)       Thu Oct-20-11 08:26 PM
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If Obama were a Republican, he'd be on Mount Rushmore right now
 

“To rid the world of Osama bin Laden, Anwar al-Awlaki and Moammar Qaddafi within six months: if Obama were a Republican, he’d be on Mount Rushmore by now.” — Andrew Sullivan

The first rule of GOP Fight Club: never give credit to a Democrat.
I just want to throw this out there to any lurking DUmmies.

Your boy (dog whistle, dog whistle  :panic: ) when running for President made a big deal of processing captured terrorists and despots thru the court system but instead kills them once elected. GWB actually captured terrorists, captured a despot (Sadam) and he was killed after a trial. You would think you guys would protest Obama and give GWB an attaboy.
Title: Re: Obama Would be on Mt. Rushmore...If he were a Republican
Post by: jukin on October 21, 2011, 12:23:04 PM
Another 0bama record:

The U.S. dollar slumped to a record low against the yen on Friday.
Title: Re: Obama Would be on Mt. Rushmore...If he were a Republican
Post by: Janice on October 21, 2011, 12:28:16 PM
Putting his teleprompter up on Rushmore would be more appropriate.

 :stoner:
Title: Re: Obama Would be on Mt. Rushmore...If he were a Republican
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 21, 2011, 12:31:29 PM
The only way that useless, egotistical place-holder is getting on Mt. Rushmore is via helicopter.
Title: Re: Obama Would be on Mt. Rushmore...If he were a Republican
Post by: Erasmus on October 21, 2011, 12:40:40 PM
Couldn't happen either way.  There's not enough granite there to get the ears right.
Title: Re: Obama Would be on Mt. Rushmore...If he were a Republican
Post by: movie buff on October 21, 2011, 01:08:14 PM
Hell if this exact same event had happened under a repuke, the DUmp would be up in arms over "war crimes", and saying the timing was convenient, it is a distraction from the bad economy, frog march, chimpeach, and on and on.
Amen!
In that situation, they'd be portraying the terrorists killed as noble martyrs and innocent victims, and portray the Repub in question and all the soldiers involved as a bunch of bloodthirsty animals.
Hell, look at what happened with Saddam. He was properly captured, put on trial, convicted by a legitimate jury, and executed in a manner that was far more humane than his own methods of punishment for perceived lawbreakers. The DUmmies were infuriated over it, with one DUchebag stating that he had been secretly hoping that Saddam would pop in a cyanide capsule before being hanged as a way to say "Screw you" to  his executioners, and at least a couple other DUchebags actually having the gall to compare Saddam's execution to a KKK lynching.
Title: Re: Obama Would be on Mt. Rushmore...If he were a Republican
Post by: delilahmused on October 21, 2011, 01:39:31 PM
Amen!
In that situation, they'd be portraying the terrorists killed as noble martyrs and innocent victims, and portray the Repub in question and all the soldiers involved as a bunch of bloodthirsty animals.
Hell, look at what happened with Saddam. He was properly captured, put on trial, convicted by a legitimate jury, and executed in a manner that was far more humane than his own methods of punishment for perceived lawbreakers. The DUmmies were infuriated over it, with one DUchebag stating that he had been secretly hoping that Saddam would pop in a cyanide capsule before being hanged as a way to say "Screw you" to  his executioners, and at least a couple other DUchebags actually having the gall to compare Saddam's execution to a KKK lynching.

So I guess they're against giving another country the autonomy to try their own criminals. He was tried in an Iraqi court according to Iraqi laws. If they thought Saddam was such a keen, benevolent leader, wouldn't they just find him not guilty and let him go? Or maybe reinstate him as dictator.

Cindie
Title: Re: Obama Would be on Mt. Rushmore...If he were a Republican
Post by: Gina on October 21, 2011, 01:49:55 PM
Can you imagine how much rock it would take for those ears?

(http://fr.toonpool.com/user/739/files/mount_obama_187055.jpg)

Title: Re: Obama Would be on Mt. Rushmore...If he were a Republican
Post by: Rebel on October 21, 2011, 01:50:34 PM
Putting his teleprompter up on Rushmore would be more appropriate.

 :stoner:

His teleprompter has issued a list of demands:


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hSnEMV58F8[/youtube]
Title: Re: Obama Would be on Mt. Rushmore...If he were a Republican
Post by: Rebel on October 21, 2011, 01:51:10 PM
Can you imagine how much rock it would take for those ears?

(http://fr.toonpool.com/user/739/files/mount_obama_187055.jpg)




They'd have to find a vertical outcropping to carve out his waving hand.
Title: Re: Obama Would be on Mt. Rushmore...If he were a Republican
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 21, 2011, 04:26:39 PM

They'd have to find a vertical outcropping to carve out his waving hand.

Nah, they'd just recarve TR's or Lincoln's face, then maybe in deeper relief above the fingertips, the hairline.
Title: Re: Obama Would be on Mt. Rushmore...If he were a Republican
Post by: BattleHymn on October 21, 2011, 04:34:18 PM

They'd have to find a vertical outcropping to carve out his waving hand.

H5   :-)