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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: FlaGator on October 20, 2011, 03:37:54 PM

Title: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
Post by: FlaGator on October 20, 2011, 03:37:54 PM: Yes, that is right. Tonight I plan to OCCUPY A LONGHORN'S STEAK HOUSE and then OCCUPY A MOVIE THEATER. I will update everyone via twitter. Please send money for soda and popcorn.

That is all...
Title: Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
Post by: Eupher on October 20, 2011, 04:16:01 PM: Quote from: FlaGator on October 20, 2011, 03:37:54 PM
Yes, that is right. Tonight I plan to OCCUPY A LONGHORN'S STEAK HOUSE and then OCCUPY A MOVIE THEATER. I will update everyone via twitter. Please send money for soda and popcorn.

That is all...

There is NO WAY IN HELL I'm taking out a second mortgage just to keep you in soda and popcorn tonight.

Just sayin'......
Title: Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
Post by: bijou on October 20, 2011, 04:22:58 PM: Quote from: Eupher on October 20, 2011, 04:16:01 PM
There is NO WAY IN HELL I'm taking out a second mortgage just to keep you in soda and popcorn tonight.

Just sayin'......

Greedy :censored: FlaGator needs popcorn.
Title: Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
Post by: Eupher on October 20, 2011, 04:25:35 PM: Quote from: bijou on October 20, 2011, 04:22:58 PM
Greedy :censored: FlaGator needs popcorn.

Meh. FlaGator can use his FOOD STAMPS and UNEMPLOYMENT and his Aid to Dependent Children money and his WELFARE money to buy the popcorn he needs.

Either that or he can steal it.

(Just don't shove the popcorn in your pants, FlaGator. It makes an unsightly bulge.)
Title: Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
Post by: Chris_ on October 20, 2011, 04:28:28 PM: Quote from: Eupher on October 20, 2011, 04:25:35 PM
Meh. FlaGator can use his FOOD STAMPS and UNEMPLOYMENT and his Aid to Dependent Children money and his WELFARE money to buy the popcorn he needs.

Either that or he can steal it.

(Just don't shove the popcorn in your pants, FlaGator. It makes an unsightly bulge.)
and burns. :(
Title: Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
Post by: bijou on October 20, 2011, 04:33:01 PM: Quote from: Eupher on October 20, 2011, 04:25:35 PM
Meh. FlaGator can use his FOOD STAMPS and UNEMPLOYMENT and his Aid to Dependent Children money and his WELFARE money to buy the popcorn he needs.

Either that or he can steal it.

(Just don't shove the popcorn in your pants, FlaGator. It makes an unsightly bulge.)
That's so mean. Sometimes you a-maize me.
Title: Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
Post by: Eupher on October 20, 2011, 04:38:30 PM: Quote from: bijou on October 20, 2011, 04:33:01 PM
That's so mean. Sometimes you a-maize me.

You're just trying to butter me up.
Title: Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
Post by: bijou on October 20, 2011, 04:41:57 PM: Quote from: Eupher on October 20, 2011, 04:38:30 PM
You're just trying to butter me up.
Guess it's time for me to cob-ble together another pun.
Title: Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
Post by: Eupher on October 20, 2011, 04:42:22 PM: Quote from: bijou on October 20, 2011, 04:41:57 PM
Guess it's time for me to cob-ble together another pun.

Don't forget the salt.
Title: Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
Post by: Eupher on October 20, 2011, 04:43:45 PM: Quote from: bijou on October 20, 2011, 04:41:57 PM
Guess it's time for me to cob-ble together another pun.
Be careful - it can get a little steamy when you do that.
Title: Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
Post by: Chris_ on October 20, 2011, 04:44:01 PM: This thread is corny.
Title: Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
Post by: Eupher on October 20, 2011, 04:44:59 PM: Quote from: chris_ on October 20, 2011, 04:44:01 PM
This thread is corny.

Aw, shucks.
Title: Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
Post by: Celtic Rose on October 20, 2011, 04:45:42 PM: Quote from: chris_ on October 20, 2011, 04:44:01 PM
This thread is corny.

But it does have a kernel of truth.
Title: Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
Post by: Eupher on October 20, 2011, 04:46:36 PM: Quote from: Celtic Rose on October 20, 2011, 04:45:42 PM
But it does have a kernel of truth.

And it's captured my ear.
Title: Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
Post by: bijou on October 20, 2011, 04:51:24 PM: Quote from: Eupher on October 20, 2011, 04:46:36 PM
And it's captured my ear.
Are you stalking Celtic Rose?
Title: Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
Post by: Eupher on October 20, 2011, 04:54:43 PM: Quote from: bijou on October 20, 2011, 04:51:24 PM
Are you stalking Celtic Rose?

Well, I do come from Irish stock.....

But I'd combine a trip to Ireland with a trip to England anytime. And I'll bring my euph -- better line me up somewhere to honk (and it had better be a first section band, btw).

All this talk about grain puts a husk in my throat.
Title: Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
Post by: Celtic Rose on October 20, 2011, 04:57:24 PM: Quote from: bijou on October 20, 2011, 04:51:24 PM
Are you stalking Celtic Rose?

You sure are having a field day with this Bijou
Title: Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
Post by: bijou on October 21, 2011, 12:13:27 AM: Quote from: Celtic Rose on October 20, 2011, 04:57:24 PM
You sure are having a field day with this Bijou
I am, unfortunately I'll have to bale out soon, as I am running out of puns.
Title: Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
Post by: FlaGator on October 21, 2011, 10:04:31 AM: Even though my first venture to OCCUPY something was unsuccessful and I didn't get free popcorn and soda, I am going to give you people a chance to do what is in your own best interests. My fiancee and I will OCCUPY OLIVE GARDEN we will stay there until either the promise never to display Old Glory or we are done with our entrees. Please join us in solidarity and OCCUPY your local OLIVE GARDEN or whatever your favorite franchise restaurant is.

That is all.
Title: Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
Post by: Chris_ on October 21, 2011, 10:22:53 AM: I'm busy #OccupyingMyOffice. Again. At least it's Friday.

In return for some minor mechanical work, a friend will let me #OccupyHerGarage to do my own work. Power to the peope!
Title: Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
Post by: Celtic Rose on October 21, 2011, 10:30:22 AM: I am currently occupying an online classroom. Later today I will run some errands and occupy a number of places :-)
Title: Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
Post by: Zathras on October 21, 2011, 11:20:46 AM: [youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFHVGiqWOZI[/youtube]

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TMOMTtAMBI[/youtube]
Title: Re: I'm joining the Occupy x movement.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 21, 2011, 04:16:45 PM: Zathras, I can't send you any evil bankster money at this time, but I AM sending you some healing white light.