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Title: "Honestly---I really don't know how you guys can smoke todays Marijuana?"
Post by: Tess Anderson on October 17, 2011, 02:56:57 PM

by the experienced trumad: LINK (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2133809)

This is one topic they may be experts in:

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trumad  (1000+ posts)        Mon Oct-17-11 01:12 PM
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Honestly---I really don't know how you guys can smoke todays Marijuana?
 Back in my day--- The Dinosaur days of the 1970's.. ..My buddy and I could sit on the beach in Miami and smoke a whole ounce of Colombian Gold-----Oh we got hi...but we maintained our balance just fine.

Today--- I could sit in a car with someone who lights up and the contact hi will have me speaking to a lamp post for an hour before I pass out.

I'm sure my resistance is not what it use to be... but still....
 

Title: Re: "Honestly---I really don't know how you guys can smoke todays Marijuana?"
Post by: Chris_ on October 17, 2011, 03:08:20 PM

If you give your dope pet names, you might be a DUmmy.

My apologies to Jeff Foxworthy.

Title: Re: "Honestly---I really don't know how you guys can smoke todays Marijuana?"
Post by: FreeBorn on October 17, 2011, 03:59:30 PM

 :lol: :lmao: :rotf: ^5 :hyper:

Here comes an endless trend, I love it.

If your idea of "gardening" involves using tin foil for wallpaper, you might be a DUmmy...

Title: Re: "Honestly---I really don't know how you guys can smoke todays Marijuana?"
Post by: miskie on October 17, 2011, 06:36:08 PM

If you know how to turn nearly any household item into a bong , you might be a DUmmy...

Title: Re: "Honestly---I really don't know how you guys can smoke todays Marijuana?"
Post by: franksolich on October 17, 2011, 06:39:22 PM

Well, we all know now what happened to the truemud primitive's brain cells.

They've been dead since the 1970s.

I've always noticed that people who do dope get their minds stalled in a certain time, and never go forward.

It's the difference between being embalmed, preserved, and being alive.

Title: Re: "Honestly---I really don't know how you guys can smoke todays Marijuana?"
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 17, 2011, 06:40:14 PM

If you buy a lot of cold and flu medicine in the summertime, you might be a DUmmie.

Title: Re: "Honestly---I really don't know how you guys can smoke todays Marijuana?"
Post by: Doubleplusungood on October 17, 2011, 09:40:35 PM

If your choice of curtains for your windows is flattened cardboard boxes, you might be a DUmmy.