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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: CG6468 on October 16, 2011, 06:01:34 PM

Title: Liberals invade Florida!!!!!
Post by: CG6468 on October 16, 2011, 06:01:34 PM
Panic in the streets!  :lmao:

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Giant alien snails spark panic, mass eradications in Miami

October 04, 2011 9:11PM

RESIDENTS in Florida are struggling to cope with a plague of giant African land snails that grow as long as 20 centimetres, chew through plants, plaster and stucco and sometimes carry a parasite that can infect humans with a nonlethal strain of meningitis.

The gastropods are among the most dangerous in the world, agriculture officials say. They each have male and female reproductive organs and can lay 1200 eggs a year, allowing them to proliferate rapidly.

Thousands of them already infested at least five separate neighbourhoods in the Miami area, the Wall Street Journal reported.

Homeowners who discover the creatures in their yards often find them disgusting. The snails' engorged bodies extend far from their shells, and they eat so ravenously that they leave trails of excrement on walls and the ground.

Well, it sounded like liberals. ...trails of excrement, etc. Same characteristics.......

Snails or liberals?  (http://www.news.com.au/world/giant-alien-snails-spark-panic-mass-eradications-in-miami/story-e6frfkyi-1226158458802#ixzz1auo1tVqU)
Title: Re: Liberals invade Florida!!!!!
Post by: Janice on October 16, 2011, 07:20:04 PM
Yes, it sounds like a liberal invasion.

"Leaves trails of excrement" ... "may have male and female reproductive organs" ... "can chew through an economic surplus in no time at all" ... "These leeches are among the most dangerous parasites in the world."

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Liberals invade Florida!!!!!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on October 16, 2011, 10:01:08 PM
Nature intended snails to exist even if only within a confined habitat.

Liberals? Not so much.