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Title: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: jtyangel on April 30, 2008, 08:26:35 PM
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/04/29/national/a204613D58.DTL


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A man who wrapped his head in duct tape to conceal his identity has pleaded guilty to robbing an eastern Kentucky liquor store.

Under terms of a plea agreement, 25-year-old Kasey G. Kazee faces 10 years in prison, the maximum sentence. He pleaded guilty Tuesday to second-degree robbery.

Police said Kazee entered an Ashland liquor store on Aug. 10 with his entire head, except for openings at his eyes and mouth, wrapped in duct tape.


 :lmao: I simply have nothing to add except for being disappointed that this did not come with pics.  :-)
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: Chris_ on April 30, 2008, 08:31:33 PM
In Alabama, duct tape on your car is considered "bling".
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 30, 2008, 08:32:04 PM
(http://alternateidea.com/assets/2007/11/7/duct-tape-man.jpg)
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 30, 2008, 08:32:30 PM
(http://www.jonco48.com/blog/duct_20tape.jpg)
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 30, 2008, 08:33:17 PM
(http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_oct2006/DuctTape.jpg)
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 30, 2008, 08:34:24 PM
(http://blog.tmcnet.com/blog/tom-keating/images/duct-tape.jpg)
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 30, 2008, 08:36:41 PM
(http://www.oaktrees.org/sewing/dtd/Jen01.jpg)

yikes. :o
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 30, 2008, 08:38:26 PM

this one skeers me.

(http://blog.mobissimo.com/uploads/duct_tape.jpg)
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: jtyangel on April 30, 2008, 08:39:36 PM
In Alabama, duct tape on your car is considered "bling".



(http://www.ducktapeclub.com/contests/prom/graphics/contest/2005/089_Big.jpg)
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: jtyangel on April 30, 2008, 08:40:02 PM
(http://alternateidea.com/assets/2007/11/7/duct-tape-man.jpg)

Pictures of his holding cell?  :-)
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: jtyangel on April 30, 2008, 08:41:44 PM
(http://www.jonco48.com/blog/duct_20tape.jpg)

Twins?

(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/_/T/martinsheen_ducttape.jpg)
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: jtyangel on April 30, 2008, 08:44:11 PM
(http://i27.tinypic.com/2dvu6wh.jpg)
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: jtyangel on April 30, 2008, 08:44:44 PM
(http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_oct2006/DuctTape.jpg)

That almost looks like a very big thong... :o
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 30, 2008, 08:45:23 PM
(http://www.octanecreative.com/ducttape/gifimages/duct_tape_man.jpg)
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: jtyangel on April 30, 2008, 08:45:28 PM
(http://www.oaktrees.org/sewing/dtd/Jen01.jpg)

yikes. :o

Well that kinda confirms that duct tape is a bit like spandex..not everybody should be wearing it.  :o
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 30, 2008, 08:45:49 PM
(http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_oct2006/DuctTape.jpg)

That almost looks like a very big thong... :o

it just hurts like hell when you take it off. :o
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: jtyangel on April 30, 2008, 08:46:00 PM

this one skeers me.

(http://blog.mobissimo.com/uploads/duct_tape.jpg)

Yess!! Now that's what I want to see. :thatsright: :lmao:
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 30, 2008, 08:47:14 PM

very cheap (and temporary) boob job.

(http://media2.guzer.com/pictures/duct_tape_boobs.jpg)
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: Dixie*Darling on April 30, 2008, 09:03:20 PM
In Alabama, duct tape on your car is considered "bling".

In NC we refer to duct tape as West Virginia chrome!  :lmao:
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 30, 2008, 09:07:47 PM

this one skeers me.

(http://blog.mobissimo.com/uploads/duct_tape.jpg)

Yess!! Now that's what I want to see. :thatsright: :lmao:

better than this:
(http://i32.tinypic.com/t6edev.jpg)
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: Miss Mia on April 30, 2008, 09:18:41 PM

very cheap (and temporary) boob job.

(http://media2.guzer.com/pictures/duct_tape_boobs.jpg)

 :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: Miss Mia on April 30, 2008, 09:22:18 PM
You can make a purse with Duct Tape

http://www.ducktapeclub.com/ducktivities/projects/purse.asp (http://www.ducktapeclub.com/ducktivities/projects/purse.asp)

(http://www.ducktapeclub.com/graphics/ducktivities/projects/purse/final.jpg)
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 30, 2008, 09:32:25 PM
:-)
You can make a purse with Duct Tape

http://www.ducktapeclub.com/ducktivities/projects/purse.asp (http://www.ducktapeclub.com/ducktivities/projects/purse.asp)

(http://www.ducktapeclub.com/graphics/ducktivities/projects/purse/final.jpg)

I don't pretend to understand the impenetrable mysteries of women's fashion, but you would have to make matching shoes, wouldn't you? :-)
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: Miss Mia on April 30, 2008, 09:37:28 PM
:-)
You can make a purse with Duct Tape

http://www.ducktapeclub.com/ducktivities/projects/purse.asp (http://www.ducktapeclub.com/ducktivities/projects/purse.asp)

(http://www.ducktapeclub.com/graphics/ducktivities/projects/purse/final.jpg)

I don't pretend to understand the impenetrable mysteries of women's fashion, but you would have to make matching shoes, wouldn't you? :-)

Of course!

(http://www.alleycatscratch.com/lotr/makingem/Tips/ElfShoes/PICT0094a.jpg) or
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: Chris_ on April 30, 2008, 09:40:07 PM
I love this one

(http://www.the-miles.org/wp-content/uploads/thumb-RedneckTimeOut.jpg)
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: Lord Undies on April 30, 2008, 09:40:21 PM
:-)
You can make a purse with Duct Tape

http://www.ducktapeclub.com/ducktivities/projects/purse.asp (http://www.ducktapeclub.com/ducktivities/projects/purse.asp)

(http://www.ducktapeclub.com/graphics/ducktivities/projects/purse/final.jpg)

I don't pretend to understand the impenetrable mysteries of women's fashion, but you would have to make matching shoes, wouldn't you? :-)

Not necessarily.  I think Carlos' Crocs would go with it nicely.  
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 30, 2008, 09:44:58 PM
:-)
You can make a purse with Duct Tape

http://www.ducktapeclub.com/ducktivities/projects/purse.asp (http://www.ducktapeclub.com/ducktivities/projects/purse.asp)

(http://www.ducktapeclub.com/graphics/ducktivities/projects/purse/final.jpg)

I don't pretend to understand the impenetrable mysteries of women's fashion, but you would have to make matching shoes, wouldn't you? :-)

Of course!

(http://www.alleycatscratch.com/lotr/makingem/Tips/ElfShoes/PICT0094a.jpg) or

figured. :-)
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: rich_t on April 30, 2008, 10:13:00 PM
If you can't fix it with duct tape... It ain't broke.

Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: Lord Undies on April 30, 2008, 10:14:50 PM
I love this one

(http://www.the-miles.org/wp-content/uploads/thumb-RedneckTimeOut.jpg)

Well, you gotta give the little turd machine credit.  He isn't crying.
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: Chris_ on April 30, 2008, 10:23:29 PM
I love this one

(http://www.the-miles.org/wp-content/uploads/thumb-RedneckTimeOut.jpg)

Well, you gotta give the little turd machine credit.  He isn't crying.

Yep, she looks like a good sport.

I think that's a little girl turd, just saying.  :-)
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: Lord Undies on April 30, 2008, 10:28:46 PM
I love this one

(http://www.the-miles.org/wp-content/uploads/thumb-RedneckTimeOut.jpg)

Well, you gotta give the little turd machine credit.  He isn't crying.

Yep, she looks like a good sport.

I think that's a little girl turd, just saying.  :-)

They all smell the same in the end.
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: Chris_ on April 30, 2008, 10:29:52 PM
I love this one

(http://www.the-miles.org/wp-content/uploads/thumb-RedneckTimeOut.jpg)

Well, you gotta give the little turd machine credit.  He isn't crying.

Yep, she looks like a good sport.

I think that's a little girl turd, just saying.  :-)

They all smell the same in the end.

A turd by any other name. :p
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: delilahmused on May 01, 2008, 05:27:15 AM
CAUTION!!! EXTREME PARENT BRAG!!! My son participate in this...his own duct tape is here somewhere...his team was won the first Global Finals and is the ONLY homeschooling team to ever win globals (yes they really do have teams from all over the world)...ticked those public school teams off to no end but Oregon had never won this before (DI used to be Odyssey of the Mind) so they didn't mind too much!

The Extreme Duct Tape Thing was where each team took one of their props and duct taped it to this spontaneous sculpture. His team actually won the year before but they don't have that one on the web and the team did go to globals this year too.

(http://d2k1.globalfinals.org/photos/rbdtt/RBDTT_pan.jpg)

Cindie
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: jtyangel on May 01, 2008, 05:29:32 AM
CAUTION!!! EXTREME PARENT BRAG!!! My son participate in this...his own duct tape is here somewhere...his team was the won the first Global Finals and is the ONLY homeschooling team to ever win the globals...ticked those public school teams off to no end!

The Extreme Duct Tape Thing was where each team took one of their props and duct taped it to this spontaneous sculpture. His team actually won the year before but they don't have that one on the web and the team did go to globals this year too.

(http://d2k1.globalfinals.org/photos/rbdtt/RBDTT_pan.jpg)

Cindie

It's an extravaganza of duct tape.


(good job to your son, Cindie)
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: jtyangel on May 01, 2008, 07:31:53 AM
bahahaha...there was pic goodness when I dug through the pics at AOL's news of the weird!!! woot! this thread is now complete!!! lol

(http://i28.tinypic.com/fwlmd5.jpg)
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on May 01, 2008, 04:57:30 PM
(http://boortz.com/images/funny/redneck_pics_wallet.jpg)
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: Baruch Menachem on May 03, 2008, 09:37:28 PM
I read somewhere that fat guys in speedos are a leading cause of blindness along the beaches of America.

I wont vouch for the veracity of that statement, but the above picture does make me believe there is a bit of truth to it.
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 04, 2008, 05:11:08 AM
oh, about the year 2000, I spent the Opening Day of New York's Southern Zone deer season in a swamp, where my (soon-to-be) wife's boss had left me in a tree stand.  I had two antlerless permits, and about 9:30, I got the chance to fill both of them.  After gutting the two deer, I looked in my Jeep Cherokee for some rope to tie the deer to the roof rack . . . none!  What a bozo!  But, I did have a roll of duct tape.  So, I duct taped the deer to the roof rack for the hour-and-a-half trip to my butcher . . . the two deer didn't move a millimeter.  I wish I had taken pics of the whole thing, but I wasn't thinking aesthetics that day.
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: Splashdown on May 04, 2008, 06:35:49 AM
Of course, of all the uses of duct tape, taping ducts is not once mentioned!  :lmao:
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: Lord Undies on May 04, 2008, 09:39:10 AM
Of course, of all the uses of duct tape, taping ducts is not once mentioned!  :lmao:

They just named it after the bird.  You aren't really suppose to tape them with it.
Title: Re: Do the uses for duct tape ever end?
Post by: Splashdown on May 04, 2008, 10:04:08 AM
Of course, of all the uses of duct tape, taping ducts is not once mentioned!  :lmao:

They just named it after the bird.  You aren't really suppose to tape them with it.

...because it's waterproof. The "t" at the end of the name instead of "k" adds a pinch of irony.