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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: FlippyDoo on October 15, 2011, 07:37:26 AM
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When I woke up this morning I was feeling a little down. It's always bad when a fictional spirit guide is feeling down so I decided to cheer myself up. I figured that the best way to cheer myself up was to find something stupid to laugh at. But how could I do that? After just a minute of thought I decided to take a page from the greatness that is nadin and visit...The Google! But then the problem was deciding how to use The Google to find something stupid and funny. Then it hit me! First you take the term "53%". Then you tell...The Google...to only look at democraticunderground.com. And finally, you tell it to show you the results from the last week. Comedy gold.
I'm going to provide the link below, but I do have to warn you that it may be a little slow. When I first hit the ENTER button even...The Google...started laughing which I think contributed to the slow down.
Without further adieu...
The Google finds stupidity link (http://www.google.com/search?q=53%25+site%3Ademocraticunderground.com&hl=en&biw=1955&bih=1052&num=10&lr=&ft=i&cr=&safe=off&tbs=#q=53%25+site:democraticunderground.com&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&tbo=1&output=search&source=lnt&tbs=qdr:w&sa=X&ei=eHyZTu7IH5KUtwew772kCA&ved=0CAYQpwUoAw&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&fp=fa8a22845779779&biw=1955&bih=1052)
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I had seven IQ points go on strike, from reading the listing at the link.
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I had seven IQ points go on strike, from reading the listing at the link.
At 7 points per read if you were to read it 10 to 15 more times you will sink to the level that DUers consider sooper-dooper-genius.
By the way, I've been trying to send you a PM for the last few days, but it tells me your inbox is full.
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At 7 points per read if you were to read it 10 to 15 more times you will sink to the level that DUers consider sooper-dooper-genius.
By the way, I've been trying to send you a PM for the last few days, but it tells me your inbox is full.
My new fictional spirit-guide had that task (cleaning out the PM box), and he told me that he had completed it. Guess I'll have to get on him. :zap:
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My new fictional spirit-guide had that task (cleaning out the PM box), and he told me that he had completed it. Guess I'll have to get on him. :zap:
Yeah, you've got to keep an eye on fictional spirit-guides. We tend to procrastinate a lot. I've been meaning to type up a guide to help with dealing with the procrastination of new fictional spirit-guides. I'll get to it eventually.