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Title: America to Taverner: GTFO!
Post by: thundley4 on October 11, 2011, 11:02:11 PM
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Taverner   (1000+ posts)             Tue Oct-11-11 11:15 PM
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America - I Defy You
   
I do not follow your ideology

I do not follow your history

I do not follow your philosophy

I do not adhere to your drug laws

I do not adhere to your sorry excuse for civil rights laws

I do not adhere to your economic laws, that let the criminals off Scot free

I choose to think outside your box

I choose to defy your so-called authority

I treat every human as if they were the last on Earth

And I defy you

**** you
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2101644

He uses "I" almost as much as Obama does.

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MindandSoul   (1000+ posts)             Tue Oct-11-11 11:18 PM
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2. Thank you for sharing. . .did you have a bad night sleep of did your wife leave you?

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cliffordu (1000+ posts)             Tue Oct-11-11 11:53 PM
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7. Pass that over here, will ya??
   
I need another toke.

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Marrah_G   (1000+ posts)           Tue Oct-11-11 11:56 PM
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8. LOL- back from a night at the Tavern?
Title: Re: America to Taverner: GTFO!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on October 11, 2011, 11:04:58 PM
He still wants our money, though.
Title: Re: America to Taverner: GTFO!
Post by: Airwolf on October 11, 2011, 11:25:24 PM
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life kid.  In Taverner's case he's made a lifestle out of it.
Title: Re: America to Taverner: GTFO!
Post by: MoshMasterD on October 11, 2011, 11:56:00 PM
OK, Taverner.  If you are so serious in what you say, then go by a semi auto and gun down every conservative you see.  Chances are, you never have the balls.
Title: Re: America to Taverner: GTFO!
Post by: JakeStyle on October 12, 2011, 12:12:19 AM
He had a small spasm in the ATA board as well, I think the guy is going to go postal pretty soon.

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Title: Re: America to Taverner: GTFO!
Post by: NHSparky on October 12, 2011, 01:12:14 AM
Whazza matter, Tav?  Mommy told you no extra money for pot and Cheetos this week?
Title: Re: America to Taverner: GTFO!
Post by: shadeaux on October 12, 2011, 02:05:23 AM
The Power of Christ Compels You Tav !!

Somebody throw some holy water on him, watch his head spin, then take away his computer please.

He must be on mushrooms. :mental:
Title: Re: America to Taverner: GTFO!
Post by: Doubleplusungood on October 12, 2011, 05:16:38 AM
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Taverner   (1000+ posts)             Tue Oct-11-11 11:15 PM
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America - I Defy You
   
I do not follow your ideology

I do not follow your history

I do not follow your philosophy

I do not adhere to your drug laws

I do not adhere to your sorry excuse for civil rights laws

I do not adhere to your economic laws, that let the criminals off Scot free

I choose to think outside your box

I choose to defy your so-called authority

I treat every human as if they were the last on Earth

And I defy you

**** you

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6cxNR9ML8k[/youtube]
Title: Re: America to Taverner: GTFO!
Post by: Aristotelian on October 12, 2011, 05:20:22 AM
Quote from: JakeStyle on October 12, 2011, 12:12:19 AM
He had a small spasm in the ATA board as well, I think the guy is going to go postal pretty soon.

He gets a pretty good put-down too - just the right amount of dismissal and disregard.
Title: Re: America to Taverner: GTFO!
Post by: Aristotelian on October 12, 2011, 05:24:27 AM
Quote from: shadeaux on October 12, 2011, 02:05:23 AM
Somebody throw some holy water on him, watch his head spin, then take away his computer please.

Any water would do - I hate to think when he last washed.
Title: Re: America to Taverner: GTFO!
Post by: Karin on October 12, 2011, 07:27:09 AM
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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Wed Oct-12-11 12:34 AM
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11. Meh - 3 martinis
 What can I say?

At least I practiced my bass tonight

 

They all pretty much make fun of him.  All the drama-queenery over there.  Damn you all!  Damn you all to hell! 

Three martinis would kick my ass.  My post would look like this:

HEy evrbodt!  gess wat im trshd.  LOL  @uts yualldoon????
Title: Re: America to Taverner: GTFO!
Post by: franksolich on October 12, 2011, 07:54:36 AM
Quote from: JakeStyle on October 12, 2011, 12:12:19 AM
He had a small spasm in the ATA board as well, I think the guy is going to go postal pretty soon.

Damn, it's good to have Skins back from paternity leave, running Skins's island again.

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Skinner ADMIN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Oct-11-11 11:46 AM
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1. I disagree with almost everything you've posted here.
   
But I suspect it's not really worth the effort for me to go through all of it point-by-point.

You go, Skins.
Title: Re: America to Taverner: GTFO!
Post by: Erasmus on October 12, 2011, 08:10:09 AM
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**** you

The feeling is most definitely mutual.
Title: Re: America to Taverner: GTFO!
Post by: Splashdown on October 12, 2011, 08:14:26 AM
Taverner,

You should get on your knees and kiss the ass of every member of the military, present and past, that you see. They protect your freedom to say stupid shit.

What would happen if he were to say that in Iran? Turkey? China? Cuba? Venezuela?

Heh. He'd be in a hole somewhere and forgotten about by everyone he ever knew...

Title: Re: America to Taverner: GTFO!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 12, 2011, 09:30:52 AM
Quote from: Splashdown on October 12, 2011, 08:14:26 AM
Taverner,

You should get on your knees and kiss the ass of every member of the military, present and past, that you see. They protect your freedom to say stupid shit.

What would happen if he were to say that in Iran? Turkey? China? Cuba? Venezuela?

Heh. He'd be in a hole somewhere and forgotten about by everyone he ever knew...



Or, if he was in Iran, he'd be "hanging around" . . .

(http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6223/161/400/fariba2.jpg)

I doubt he'd be as brave as this guy's face appears to be.

(http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6223/161/400/Sep3002hangings6.jpg)

(http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6223/161/400/HangingBW.jpg)

(http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6223/161/400/Sep3002hangings3.jpg)

(http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6223/161/400/Sep3002hangings.jpg)
Title: Re: America to Taverner: GTFO!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 12, 2011, 12:45:16 PM
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Taverner   (1000+ posts)             Tue Oct-11-11 11:15 PM
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America - I Defy You
   
I do not follow your ideology

I do not follow your history

I do not follow your philosophy

I do not adhere to your drug laws

I do not adhere to your sorry excuse for civil rights laws

I do not adhere to your economic laws, that let the criminals off Scot free

I choose to think outside your box

I choose to defy your so-called authority

I treat every human as if they were the last on Earth

And I defy you

**** you

But then, you're an unemployable drug-addled piece of shit, so who really cares what you think?
Title: Re: America to Taverner: GTFO!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 12, 2011, 01:03:09 PM
Quote from: JakeStyle on October 12, 2011, 12:12:19 AM
He had a small spasm in the ATA board as well, I think the guy is going to go postal pretty soon.


Hard for someone to "go postal" when they are chronically unemployable.  But I get your point.
Title: Re: America to Taverner: GTFO!
Post by: IassaFTots on October 12, 2011, 01:18:34 PM
Quote from: shadeaux on October 12, 2011, 02:05:23 AM
The Power of Christ Compels You Tav !!

Somebody throw some holy water on him, watch his head spin, then take away his computer please.

He must be on mushrooms. :mental:


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Hi5!
Title: Re: America to Taverner: GTFO!
Post by: Bodadh on October 12, 2011, 02:24:18 PM
My what a brave noble iconoclast. Feh! Grow up Jr.
Title: Re: America to Taverner: GTFO!
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 12, 2011, 03:50:56 PM
Quote from: Karin on October 12, 2011, 07:27:09 AM
Three martinis would kick my ass.  My post would look like this:

HEy evrbodt!  gess wat im trshd.  LOL  @uts yualldoon????
I think you just gave us some insight into nadin.
Title: Re: America to Taverner: GTFO!
Post by: USA4ME on October 12, 2011, 04:02:29 PM
Quote from: Karin on October 12, 2011, 07:27:09 AM
Three martinis would kick my ass.  My post would look like this:

HEy evrbodt!  gess wat im trshd.  LOL  @uts yualldoon????

(Makes note:  Ever meet Karin, 3 martinis and the fun begins.)

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Title: Re: America to Taverner: GTFO!
Post by: Karin on October 12, 2011, 04:09:14 PM
Better believe it!   :lmao:
Title: Re: America to Taverner: GTFO!
Post by: Odin's Hand on October 12, 2011, 04:11:24 PM
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Taverner   (1000+ posts)             Tue Oct-11-11 11:15 PM
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America - I Defy You

I do not adhere to your drug laws

The rest of the post is just a cascade effect from this.
Title: Re: America to Taverner: GTFO!
Post by: Erasmus on October 12, 2011, 04:13:45 PM
I do not adhere to your educational standards.
I do not follow common sense or reason.
I do not bathe weekly or sometimes even monthly.
I do NOT pay bills on time.
I do not work.
I do not do women.

I am Tavern, hear me roar!!!!   :loser:
Title: Re: America to Taverner: GTFO!
Post by: jukin on October 12, 2011, 04:19:12 PM
I fart in the DUchebag's general direction.