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Title: mountain man primitive wants taxed out of existence
Post by: franksolich on April 30, 2008, 03:58:42 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3228091

Oh my.

This bonfire was just lit seconds ago; no primitives have found it yet.

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ThomWV  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Apr-30-08 04:53 PM
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We should tax private air travel out of existence - who needs to fly to Disney World?
   
First, tax every seat on commercial aircraft at a rate so high that no one can afford to travel by plane - lets say the tax will be 10 times the cost of the ticket. Next, if you think this would kill business, which is nonsense of course but someone will say that would be the effect then make some portion of the tax a deductible item for business purposes.

That should save a little bit of fuel. How do they measure the fuel consumption of commercial aircraft, by how many tons they burn per hour isn't it? Does this country really need to be burning thousands of tons of aircraft fuel every day just so people can visit Disney World?

Well, I dunno.

I don't think people such as Babs Streisand or Alphonse Capote Gore are going to like the idea.

Of course, they enlarge their own carbon footprints traveling by air privately, rather than commercially, but one suspects the mountain man primitive means to include such travel too.

But one is led to ask the mountain man primitive how much diesel fuel he burns, using his great big diesel-guzzling pick-up truck towing a Vanderbilt-class yacht on a trailer behind, going from recreational area to recreational area in West Virginia?

Surely it's not small potatoes, what the mountain man consumes in recreationalizing.
Title: Re: mountain man primitive wants taxed out of existence
Post by: jukin on April 30, 2008, 04:02:46 PM
They are getting more and more insane every day.  :lmao:
Title: Re: mountain man primitive wants taxed out of existence
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 30, 2008, 04:07:03 PM
I've mentioned the DUmpster to my wife, with the caveat that if she ever wants to go for her PhD. in whatever psychological discipline she diesires, Skins' island would be a perfect case study.  There's at least a Phd. dissertation there . . .
Title: Re: mountain man primitive wants taxed out of existence
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on April 30, 2008, 04:25:19 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3228091

Oh my.

This bonfire was just lit seconds ago; no primitives have found it yet.

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ThomWV  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Apr-30-08 04:53 PM
Original message

We should tax private air travel out of existence - who needs to fly to Disney World?
   
First, tax every seat on commercial aircraft at a rate so high that no one can afford to travel by plane - lets say the tax will be 10 times the cost of the ticket. Next, if you think this would kill business, which is nonsense of course but someone will say that would be the effect then make some portion of the tax a deductible item for business purposes.

That should save a little bit of fuel. How do they measure the fuel consumption of commercial aircraft, by how many tons they burn per hour isn't it? Does this country really need to be burning thousands of tons of aircraft fuel every day just so people can visit Disney World?

Well, I dunno.

I don't think people such as Babs Streisand or Alphonse Capote Gore are going to like the idea.

Of course, they enlarge their own carbon footprints traveling by air privately, rather than commercially, but one suspects the mountain man primitive means to include such travel too.

But one is led to ask the mountain man primitive how much diesel fuel he burns, using his great big diesel-guzzling pick-up truck towing a Vanderbilt-class yacht on a trailer behind, going from recreational area to recreational area in West Virginia?

Surely it's not small potatoes, what the mountain man consumes in recreationalizing.

Why don't we tax the primitives for the energy they're using to make retarded posts at the DUmp?
Title: Re: mountain man primitive wants taxed out of existence
Post by: Chris_ on April 30, 2008, 04:29:43 PM
Let me see if I can re-frame this primitive's "argument."

I don't fly very much.  So, therefore no one should fly very much.  And those that do should be punished.
Title: Re: mountain man primitive wants taxed out of existence
Post by: Lord Undies on April 30, 2008, 04:39:22 PM
What would happen if a democrat congress passed such a tax and a democrat president signed it into law and then all the airlines got together and told congress and the president that the airlines had no intention of being their tax collectors, so if they want to collect the tax, congress and the president had better station a tax collector at every ticket counter and travel agency in the country?

Title: Re: mountain man primitive wants taxed out of existence
Post by: delilahmused on April 30, 2008, 04:43:28 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3228091

Oh my.

This bonfire was just lit seconds ago; no primitives have found it yet.

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ThomWV  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Apr-30-08 04:53 PM
Original message

We should tax private air travel out of existence - who needs to fly to Disney World?
   
First, tax every seat on commercial aircraft at a rate so high that no one can afford to travel by plane - lets say the tax will be 10 times the cost of the ticket. Next, if you think this would kill business, which is nonsense of course but someone will say that would be the effect then make some portion of the tax a deductible item for business purposes.

That should save a little bit of fuel. How do they measure the fuel consumption of commercial aircraft, by how many tons they burn per hour isn't it? Does this country really need to be burning thousands of tons of aircraft fuel every day just so people can visit Disney World?

Well, I dunno.

I don't think people such as Babs Streisand or Alphonse Capote Gore are going to like the idea.

Of course, they enlarge their own carbon footprints traveling by air privately, rather than commercially, but one suspects the mountain man primitive means to include such travel too.

But one is led to ask the mountain man primitive how much diesel fuel he burns, using his great big diesel-guzzling pick-up truck towing a Vanderbilt-class yacht on a trailer behind, going from recreational area to recreational area in West Virginia?

Surely it's not small potatoes, what the mountain man consumes in recreationalizing.

Not to mention...I wonder what the Leona Helmsey of DU would think of this idea? When she wasn't tapping out show tunes on her keyboard and conning baseball team owners to get her friends into Johns Hopkins wasn't she waitressing in the friendly skies?

Cindie

Cindie
Title: Re: mountain man primitive wants taxed out of existence
Post by: Chris_ on April 30, 2008, 04:57:10 PM
Cram it up your Vaseline-slathered enlarged asshole, Nazi DUmbass.
Title: Re: mountain man primitive wants taxed out of existence
Post by: Chris_ on April 30, 2008, 05:12:36 PM
10-15% of the oil used in this country goes to producing electricity.  If the DUmmies really want to use less oil and petroleum, they'd let us build a couple dozen nuclear power plants.
Title: Re: mountain man primitive wants taxed out of existence
Post by: miskie on April 30, 2008, 06:11:22 PM
perhaps this primitive is going totally 'primitive' - AKA flying machines are akin to witchcraft and need to be outlawed.
Title: Re: mountain man primitive wants taxed out of existence
Post by: franksolich on April 30, 2008, 06:31:54 PM
Not to mention...I wonder what the Leona Helmsey of DU would think of this idea? When she wasn't tapping out show tunes on her keyboard and conning baseball team owners to get her friends into Johns Hopkins wasn't she waitressing in the friendly skies?

I dunno.

The Leona Helmsley of DUmmieland, the flyarm primitive, does jet a lot between her Streisandian pad in New Jersey, and her luxury place down there in Florida, not to mention all those shopping trips taken to Paris.

However, I'm finding myself less and less critical of Leona, given that yes, she was once an airline stewardess, and that's not easy work.  Leona was once a working girl, which isn't something one can say about most primitives.  Leona knows what working for a living is.

But that was back when airplanes had propellers, back when they used Constellations or something for trans-Atlantic flights.
Title: Re: mountain man primitive wants taxed out of existence
Post by: djones520 on April 30, 2008, 06:39:11 PM
Would the 300 people on that plane to Orlando not create more CO2 by driving 300 cars there then flying one plane?
Title: Re: mountain man primitive wants taxed out of existence
Post by: franksolich on April 30, 2008, 06:56:58 PM
Would the 300 people on that plane to Orlando not create more CO2 by driving 300 cars there then flying one plane?

The mountain man primitive's a primitive, remember.

The mountain man primitive's parochial, small-worlded, in his perception.

Urgent matters of life and death and universal concern affect the mountain man primitive not at all; just so the mountain man primitive gets HIS free medical care and low diesel prices for HIS pick-up truck.

Beyond that, the mountain man is vision-impaired.
Title: Re: mountain man primitive wants taxed out of existence
Post by: Chris_ on April 30, 2008, 07:08:24 PM
Would the 300 people on that plane to Orlando not create more CO2 by driving 300 cars there then flying one plane?

The mountain man primitive's a primitive, remember.

The mountain man primitive's parochial, small-worlded, in his perception.

Urgent matters of life and death and universal concern affect the mountain man primitive not at all; just so the mountain man primitive gets HIS free medical care and low diesel prices for HIS pick-up truck.

Beyond that, the mountain man is vision-impaired.

In other words, "I got mine, screw you." Typical communist.
Title: Re: mountain man primitive wants taxed out of existence
Post by: franksolich on April 30, 2008, 07:15:27 PM
In other words, "I got mine, screw you." Typical communist.

Oh, very much so.

That's the mountain man primitive to a tee.
Title: Re: mountain man primitive wants taxed out of existence
Post by: Carl on April 30, 2008, 07:22:37 PM
Good Lord they are dumber then dirt.

Not only would his proposal throw untold numbers of people out of work it would also kill a goose that laid a golden egg.
His presumption that it would be a zero sum ending is utter foolishness as their beloved tax revenues would be lost from sales taxes paid by vacationers into local and state economies above the loss of income tax from those who no longer are employed by the defunct airlines,hotels,vacation destinations..etc.

How can anyone be that short sighted and simply idiotic.
Title: Re: mountain man primitive wants taxed out of existence
Post by: Miss Mia on April 30, 2008, 07:29:00 PM
Not to mention...I wonder what the Leona Helmsey of DU would think of this idea? When she wasn't tapping out show tunes on her keyboard and conning baseball team owners to get her friends into Johns Hopkins wasn't she waitressing in the friendly skies?

I dunno.

The Leona Helmsley of DUmmieland, the flyarm primitive, does jet a lot between her Streisandian pad in New Jersey, and her luxury place down there in Florida, not to mention all those shopping trips taken to Paris.

However, I'm finding myself less and less critical of Leona, given that yes, she was once an airline stewardess, and that's not easy work.  Leona was once a working girl, which isn't something one can say about most primitives.  Leona knows what working for a living is.

But that was back when airplanes had propellers, back when they used Constellations or something for trans-Atlantic flights.

Frank, which one is Leona Helmsley?
Title: Re: mountain man primitive wants taxed out of existence
Post by: franksolich on April 30, 2008, 07:49:42 PM


Frank, which one is Leona Helmsley?

The "flyarm" primitive.

She doesn't post much on Skins's island any more.

She's married to the head radio announcer for the Baltimore Orioles.

Title: Re: mountain man primitive wants taxed out of existence
Post by: Miss Mia on April 30, 2008, 08:34:37 PM


Frank, which one is Leona Helmsley?

The "flyarm" primitive.

She doesn't post much on Skins's island any more.

She's married to the head radio announcer for the Baltimore Orioles.



Thanks.  :) 


At least a few on that thread say that's a stupid idea, which it is.
Title: Re: mountain man primitive wants taxed out of existence
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 01, 2008, 04:36:28 AM
Good Lord they are dumber then dirt.

Not only would his proposal throw untold numbers of people out of work it would also kill a goose that laid a golden egg.
His presumption that it would be a zero sum ending is utter foolishness as their beloved tax revenues would be lost from sales taxes paid by vacationers into local and state economies above the loss of income tax from those who no longer are employed by the defunct airlines,hotels,vacation destinations..etc.

How can anyone be that short sighted and simply idiotic.


Neighbor, neighbor, neighbor . . . They are members of Democrat Underground, which by its very nature attracts only the most short-sighted and simply idiotic members of society. 

I'll withold the BS; as you brought up a point that needs to be reinforced every other post, it would seem.