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Title: Steve-O apologizes to the bush jumping Toyota guy - With shoutout goodness
Post by: dandi on October 08, 2011, 04:12:00 PM
As Coach might say, "Oh my."

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Omaha Steve  (1000+ posts)        Sat Oct-08-11 05:03 PM
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It's been 2 weeks, I apologized to the Toyota salesman
 
I went to the dealership salesroom today. I found the guy I was looking for. He barely remembered me. He said he heard a lot more profanity from others compared to my family friendly comments. I explained I'd been in sharp neck pain and was on narcotics. Plus dealing with mom when she can't comprehend she is a danger to herself living alone in her senior apartment. He understood and said people aren't used to a test ride pitch on the mall sidewalk.

We shook hands.

A few DUers were correct I lashed out at this guy over other things bothering me.

To my friends living in their parents basement that read me regularly, I've noticed some of the same verbiage here used by those in the basement chat room.

Omaha Steve

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2082175

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Original thread: http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,64656.0/highlight,toyota+salesman+omaha+steve.html

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Omaha Steve  (1000+ posts)        Sat Sep-24-11 09:34 AM
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While shopping at the mall a saleman asked "would we like to test drive a Toyota?"
 
When a simple "NO" wasn't enough, he got a blast from both of us his other prospects could all hear.  I hope he learned his lesson for the rest of the weekend sale.

Japan didn't extend it's clunker program to US cars.

Some models not made in North America.

Profit goes mostly to Japan.

Lingering questions about safety.

Union organizing drives have been treated unfairly according to the National Labor Relations Board. It was chilly and I had my AFSCME wind breaker on.

He turned and made a get away with a brisk walk.



 
Title: Re: Steve-O apologizes to the bush jumping Toyota guy - With shoutout goodness
Post by: Freeper on October 08, 2011, 04:50:11 PM
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To my friends living in their parents basement that read me regularly, I've noticed some of the same verbiage here used by those in the basement chat room.

Damn I don't think the other primitives will like being accused of being basement dwellers by a fellow moonbat.  :-)

Oh wait he made a slight edit,
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To my friends living in their parents basement that read me (and troll the DU) regularly, I've noticed some of the same verbiage here used by those in the basement chat room. }(

Attention all moles watch the verbiage that you use when you post, or Omaha Steve may alert on you.  :rotf:

Omaha Steve couldn't pick out a mole at DUmmyland if his life depended on it.

Title: Re: Steve-O apologizes to the bush jumping Toyota guy - With shoutout goodness
Post by: formerlurker on October 08, 2011, 04:50:18 PM
Well Steve, I don't live in my parents' basement however I will say that not only are you clearly unfit for public office, you really are out of your league in simply campaigning.

I don't believe your story for a moment, and do hope your opponent reads your posts and has someone fact check your trip to the fictional Toyota dealer.   The fantasy world you have created at  the DU is about to be introduced to reality.  

... and we have front row seats.  What fun.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Steve-O apologizes to the bush jumping Toyota guy - With shoutout goodness
Post by: Freeper on October 08, 2011, 04:53:06 PM
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Electric Monk Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sat Oct-08-11 05:51 PM
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2. The thread has been removed, but it was copied onto another site as well
   
which I discovered with a quick google.

http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=Omaha+Steve+Toyota

Cool he pointed his fellow moonbats to our site.
If you click the link it's a macro that googles it for you, it's kind of fun to watch.  :-)
Title: Re: Steve-O apologizes to the bush jumping Toyota guy - With shoutout goodness
Post by: formerlurker on October 08, 2011, 04:57:17 PM
Cool he pointed his fellow moonbats to our site.
If you click the link it's a macro that googles it for you, it's kind of fun to watch.  :-)

 :rofl:

I am not going to lie, that was hella cool.    Nadin is going to be filing a copyright suit against it. 

Title: Re: Steve-O apologizes to the bush jumping Toyota guy - With shoutout goodness
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 08, 2011, 05:00:53 PM
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Omaha Steve  (1000+ posts)       
Blah Blah Blah

IF I feel good enough Sunday, I will be at ground zero of Occupy Omaha at noon. 72nd & Dodge St. is the busiest intersection in the entire state.

Hey Steve. I'm gonna be there too.
(anyone got a link to a picture of Steve? I need to recognize him. We so need a photo together!)
Title: Re: Steve-O apologizes to the bush jumping Toyota guy - With shoutout goodness
Post by: Freeper on October 08, 2011, 05:04:00 PM
Hey Steve. I'm gonna be there too.
(anyone got a link to a picture of Steve? I need to recognize him. We so need a photo together!)

Here, http://arrogantass.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/fat_guy.jpg

 :-)
Title: Re: Steve-O apologizes to the bush jumping Toyota guy - With shoutout goodness
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 08, 2011, 05:07:35 PM
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To my friends living in their parents basement that read me regularly, I've noticed some of the same verbiage here used by those in the basement chat room.

I think maybe he's talking about one of the DUmmies replying to Beth with something about the stupidest person on all the internets.

A DUmb slipup.

But still, it's sad to see the Omaha Weeper grovel for Top DUmmy votes like this.

He has the same chance at Top DUmmy as he does that council seat. Zero.

After all, as the bumper sticker says, he's always supported socialism, and even the union drones in his ward are still Nebraskans.

He may be a top ten DUmbass, maybe an outside chance at top five. Anything else is dreaming. And weeping.

Your best bet, DUmbass, is to keep us posted on your consumption of narcotics, and your progress on jumping aboard the gravy train.

We'll take care of your council campaign.
Title: Re: Steve-O apologizes to the bush jumping Toyota guy - With shoutout goodness
Post by: JakeStyle on October 08, 2011, 05:13:07 PM
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I explained I'd been in sharp neck pain and was on narcotics. Plus dealing with mom when she can't comprehend she is a danger to herself living alone in her senior apartment.

What a whiny little bitch, Toyota guy should have pimp-slapped him.
Title: Re: Steve-O apologizes to the bush jumping Toyota guy - With shoutout goodness
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 08, 2011, 05:18:22 PM
Here, http://arrogantass.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/fat_guy.jpg

 :-)
Ha Ha. Got me. But its closer to the truth than you think. Here he put up his own picture in his own journal...
http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Omaha%20Steve

Hear that Steve? We're gonna get our picture together! Its just a pleasant 3 hour drive! And I'm gonna have a great sign too. I'm making it now. It says one thing, but when I face away from the crowd and a camera sees me, I can pull a string and it says something different. You won't know what it says until I publish that picture, and it goes viral on the net and your district...
You could be standing next to a sign that says something like, "Black America better vote Democrat...or else!"

Heck I might even get your autograph. You'll never see it coming. See ya there!
Title: Re: Steve-O apologizes to the bush jumping Toyota guy - With shoutout goodness
Post by: Freeper on October 08, 2011, 05:36:38 PM
Ha Ha. Got me. But its closer to the truth than you think. Here he put up his own picture in his own journal...
http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Omaha%20Steve

Hear that Steve? We're gonna get our picture together! Its just a pleasant 3 hour drive! And I'm gonna have a great sign too. I'm making it now. It says one thing, but when I face away from the crowd and a camera sees me, I can pull a string and it says something different. You won't know what it says until I publish that picture, and it goes viral on the net and your district...
You could be standing next to a sign that says something like, "Black America better vote Democrat...or else!"

Heck I might even get your autograph. You'll never see it coming. See ya there!

I forgot about that pic of him hugging Cindie Sheehan where it looks like she is planking on him.  :rotf:
Title: Re: Steve-O apologizes to the bush jumping Toyota guy - With shoutout goodness
Post by: franksolich on October 08, 2011, 05:55:20 PM
Well now, I think that's rather uncalled for, Omaha's Ed Norton disparaging decent and civilized people as "basement dwellers," when not only that's not true, but also it's undignified for a candidate for public office to demagogue like that.  Not to mention that Nebraskans don't refer to people they don't know in unflattering stereotypical terms.
Title: Re: Steve-O apologizes to the bush jumping Toyota guy - With shoutout goodness
Post by: Freeper on October 08, 2011, 06:07:52 PM
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Raine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sat Oct-08-11 06:18 PM
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8. That was great of you to apologize, I bet you made the fellow's whole day.
   
Not enough people apologize and just doing a simple thing like that can make people feel better all around. GOOD for you! :thumbsup:

Yeah he was so bothered by what Stevie did that he didn't even remember him. Poor guy must have blocked it from his memory.  :lmao:

I imagine the salesman has dealt with his share and then some of moonbats so I doubt Stevie made any impact on him.

Title: Re: Steve-O apologizes to the bush jumping Toyota guy - With shoutout goodness
Post by: NHSparky on October 08, 2011, 06:11:34 PM
Translation: He realizes that if he wanted to run for a position more important or prestigious than bathroom attendant at a gay porn theater he better try to hide that shit.

Uh, Steve--too late, man.
Title: Re: Steve-O apologizes to the bush jumping Toyota guy - With shoutout goodness
Post by: diesel driver on October 08, 2011, 06:44:49 PM
Hey Steve. I'm gonna be there too.
(anyone got a link to a picture of Steve? I need to recognize him. We so need a photo together!)

Just look for a guy that looks like a curly-headed, Amish, Cabbage Patch doll, and smells bad.
Title: Re: Steve-O apologizes to the bush jumping Toyota guy - With shoutout goodness
Post by: BattleHymn on October 08, 2011, 06:47:11 PM
Did Steve cry on his shoulder? 





[edit] Mr Mann beat me to the hug picture punch.  :-)

Title: Re: Steve-O apologizes to the bush jumping Toyota guy - With shoutout goodness
Post by: franksolich on October 08, 2011, 06:54:07 PM
You know, it's obvious that Omaha's Ed Norton would rather hang around Skins's island than be a Bellevue city councilman.

I warned my fellow Nebraskan when he first announced his candidacy--he could do one thing or the other thing, but not both things.

Well, it looks as if Omaha Steve voted in favor of hanging around Skins's island.
Title: Re: Steve-O apologizes to the bush jumping Toyota guy - With shoutout goodness
Post by: franksolich on October 08, 2011, 08:53:55 PM
Well, my fellow Nebraskan got what he wanted.

There's several primitives at the campfire telling him what a fine chap he is.
Title: Re: Steve-O apologizes to the bush jumping Toyota guy - With shoutout goodness
Post by: Evil_Conservative on October 09, 2011, 03:12:37 AM
Ha Ha. Got me. But its closer to the truth than you think. Here he put up his own picture in his own journal...
http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Omaha%20Steve

Hear that Steve? We're gonna get our picture together! Its just a pleasant 3 hour drive! And I'm gonna have a great sign too. I'm making it now. It says one thing, but when I face away from the crowd and a camera sees me, I can pull a string and it says something different. You won't know what it says until I publish that picture, and it goes viral on the net and your district...
You could be standing next to a sign that says something like, "Black America better vote Democrat...or else!"

Heck I might even get your autograph. You'll never see it coming. See ya there!

You will be my CC hero if you pull all of that off.
Title: Re: Steve-O apologizes to the bush jumping Toyota guy - With shoutout goodness
Post by: Delmar on October 09, 2011, 11:22:06 AM
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MADem   (1000+ posts)           Sun Oct-09-11 01:27 AM
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14. I asked the OP what was said, and was unhelpfully directed to
   
a conservative hate site with the "Let Me Google That For You" feature by someone other than the OP.

I wasn't able to figure out what happened from that disgusting site--it was just a bunch of nasty-ass, ignorant shits making fun of this forum in very childish fashion. Apparently the purpose of the site is to pick at what happens over here. Sort of a "They Have No Life" endeavor....I am annoyed that I gave them the click.
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tawadi   (423 posts)           Sun Oct-09-11 12:16 AM
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10. Conservative Cave?
   
Really? They live in a cave? I always suspected this.
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chrisa (1000+ posts)             Sun Oct-09-11 12:59 AM
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12. They're pretty creepy over there, aren't they?
   
You can't buy advertisement like that.  I expect we'll be seeing an uptick in guest viewers. 
Title: Re: Steve-O apologizes to the bush jumping Toyota guy - With shoutout goodness
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 09, 2011, 12:22:01 PM
Waaaait a sec.

This primitive:

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chrisa

and our admin:

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chris_

Hmmm . . .  :???: :tongue: :confused: :uhsure: :fuelfire: :naughty:
Title: Re: Steve-O apologizes to the bush jumping Toyota guy - With shoutout goodness
Post by: franksolich on October 09, 2011, 12:23:03 PM
You can't buy advertisement like that.  I expect we'll be seeing an uptick in guest viewers. 

Yeah, we always do.

However, since the tawadi primitive cited us by name, I suppose I'd better rat on her to my fellow alum.
Title: Re: Steve-O apologizes to the bush jumping Toyota guy - With shoutout goodness
Post by: franksolich on October 09, 2011, 12:41:59 PM


(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/10-10-11.jpg)

Title: Re: Steve-O apologizes to the bush jumping Toyota guy - With shoutout goodness
Post by: RightCoast on October 09, 2011, 12:50:41 PM
I will say lmgtfy.com was a great find, thanks DUmmies!
Title: Re: Steve-O apologizes to the bush jumping Toyota guy - With shoutout goodness
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on October 09, 2011, 12:54:40 PM
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I explained I'd been in sharp neck pain and was on narcotics. Plus dealing with mom when she can't comprehend she is a danger to herself living alone in her senior apartment.
Such an interesting world to live in where its never your fault.
Title: Re: Steve-O apologizes to the bush jumping Toyota guy - With shoutout goodness
Post by: Ballygrl on October 09, 2011, 01:10:24 PM
OMG frank at that e-mail! :lmao:

And OMG! at the toolbar! :lmao:
Title: Re: Steve-O apologizes to the bush jumping Toyota guy - With shoutout goodness
Post by: franksolich on October 09, 2011, 01:16:24 PM
And OMG! at the toolbar! :lmao:

Ooops.

Damn it.  I got careless again.

Oh well.  What's seen is seen, and can't be unseen.....
Title: Re: Steve-O apologizes to the bush jumping Toyota guy - With shoutout goodness
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 09, 2011, 01:23:55 PM
Ooops.

Damn it.  I got careless again.

Oh well.  What's seen is seen, and can't be unseen.....

I'm missing something here.  Bally, PM me--I can't see a thing on there. :thatsright:
Title: Re: Steve-O apologizes to the bush jumping Toyota guy - With shoutout goodness
Post by: franksolich on October 09, 2011, 01:25:20 PM
I'm missing something here.  Bally, PM me--I can't see a thing on there. :thatsright:

I haven't yet mastered the technique of closing files before I make a screen-capture, sir.

This happened last time too.

<<slow learner.
Title: Re: Steve-O apologizes to the bush jumping Toyota guy - With shoutout goodness
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 09, 2011, 01:30:51 PM
I haven't yet mastered the technique of closing files before I make a screen-capture, sir.

This happened last time too.

<<slow learner.

My eyes must be off. :thatsright:
Title: Re: Steve-O apologizes to the bush jumping Toyota guy - With shoutout goodness
Post by: Ballygrl on October 09, 2011, 02:14:00 PM
I'm missing something here.  Bally, PM me--I can't see a thing on there. :thatsright:

Look at the screencap, then look at the Start button, then look to the files listed to the right of the Start button LOL.
Title: Re: Steve-O apologizes to the bush jumping Toyota guy - With shoutout goodness
Post by: Evil_Conservative on October 09, 2011, 02:50:23 PM
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tawadi   (423 posts)           Sun Oct-09-11 12:16 AM
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10. Conservative Cave?
   
Really? They live in a cave? I always suspected this.

I live in a gated community.
Title: Re: Steve-O apologizes to the bush jumping Toyota guy - With shoutout goodness
Post by: Evil_Conservative on October 09, 2011, 02:52:11 PM
My eyes must be off. :thatsright:

Dirty pictures of nadin.
Title: Re: Steve-O apologizes to the bush jumping Toyota guy - With shoutout goodness
Post by: franksolich on October 09, 2011, 03:40:43 PM
Dirty pictures of nadin.

They're not exactly what one would call "sexy," alas.

nadin's got a hausfrau build; not overly heavy, but obviously structured by quite a few dumplings and appelstreudel.
Title: Re: Steve-O apologizes to the bush jumping Toyota guy - With shoutout goodness
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 09, 2011, 04:17:38 PM
Damn clever use of the ParGen.
Title: Re: Steve-O apologizes to the bush jumping Toyota guy - With shoutout goodness
Post by: franksolich on October 09, 2011, 04:19:42 PM
Damn clever use of the ParGen.

Yep, but I used the ParGen, the paranoia generator, only because I couldn't not use it.

There's been some sort of short-circuit in the "off" button for some time now, and I can't shut it off.

You, sir, were the inspiration for what appears to be the first successful perpetual motion machine in history.