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Title: If Ben & Jerry's made an OWS flavor, what would it be?
Post by: dandi on October 08, 2011, 01:11:26 AM

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If Ben & Jerry's made an OWS flavor, what would it be?
   
Inspired by this thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

I'd guess something like some flavor of imitation ice milk base with 1% extra rich chocolate chips. Or something.

C'mon you funny creative people, join in.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2078865

I'm thinking, "Sumthin' For Nuttin'", with:

Curdled Vanilla Ice Cream With A Variety Of Toasted Nuts, Chocolate-Covered Hashish Chunks, And A Sour Grapes Swirl

or

"Don't Glace Me Bro'!" with:

Patchouli-Infused Ice Cream With Electric-Red Cherries, Chocolate Nightsticks, Bruised Banana Pieces and A PEPPERmint Swirl.

or

"Ma 'n' Pa Kettled" with:

Dark Caramel Ice Cream Slightly Redolent Of Unwashed Ass With Chocolate Peace Signs, Dried Fruits And Orange Sherbet "Barrier" Layers

or

"The Whole World Is Retching" with:

Syrup Of Ipecac Ice Cream With Pot Brownie Pieces And Chocolate Taxpayer Coins With A Birkenstock Toejam Swirl

Title: Re: If Ben & Jerry's made an OWS flavor, what would it be?
Post by: delilahmused on October 08, 2011, 01:31:56 AM

"99% Organic Freddy or Freda Coolin' our Mother Freeloader"

Organic soy milk, organic hummus sweetened with organic agave nectar, organic carob, bruised & shriveled organic bananas, mixed with food carelessly dropped on the street at the not-on-Wall-Street Wall Street protest. It's a perfect way to stop global warming and show you care for mother earth.

Cindie  

Title: Re: If Ben & Jerry's made an OWS flavor, what would it be?
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on October 08, 2011, 02:00:35 AM

Chock Full of Nuts

Now with Cheetoe sprinkles.

Title: Re: If Ben & Jerry's made an OWS flavor, what would it be?
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 08, 2011, 04:12:28 AM

I don't know what the flavor would be, but it would smell like it hadn't bathed in 3 weeks.

Title: Re: If Ben & Jerry's made an OWS flavor, what would it be?
Post by: compaqxp on October 08, 2011, 04:23:09 AM

They'd make a good looking ice cream box but there would be no ice cream inside. (Because they couldn't agree on a flavour to use...much like the protesters demands)

Title: Re: If Ben & Jerry's made an OWS flavor, what would it be?
Post by: thundley4 on October 08, 2011, 04:38:57 AM

It would be granola flavored, fruits, nuts and flakes.

Title: Re: If Ben & Jerry's made an OWS flavor, what would it be?
Post by: franksolich on October 08, 2011, 07:20:39 AM

Actually, this sounds about right:

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I'd guess something like some flavor of imitation ice milk base with 1% extra rich chocolate chips.

All these rich white kids with a token poor black person.

Title: Re: If Ben & Jerry's made an OWS flavor, what would it be?
Post by: ChuckJ on October 08, 2011, 08:23:34 AM

Is bullshit a flavor?

Title: Re: If Ben & Jerry's made an OWS flavor, what would it be?
Post by: Freeper on October 08, 2011, 08:57:46 AM

Isn't Ben and Jerry's a profitable corporation? Shouldn't they be protesting them for not handing out $5 bills with every quart of ice cream?

Title: Re: If Ben & Jerry's made an OWS flavor, what would it be?
Post by: tanstaafl on October 08, 2011, 09:41:29 AM

Quote from: ChuckJ on October 08, 2011, 08:23:34 AM

Is bullshit a flavor?

I'm pretty sure it's not,

But, its aroma would blend in with the park's "ambiance".

Title: Re: If Ben & Jerry's made an OWS flavor, what would it be?
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 08, 2011, 09:52:05 AM

Ben & Jerry's new "Virtual Ice Cream"...clear, colorless, oderless, fat free, zero calories and it's less filling so you can eat all you want for free. It'll be a DUmmie hit.

Title: Re: If Ben & Jerry's made an OWS flavor, what would it be?
Post by: twofifty on October 08, 2011, 10:39:55 AM

“The RICH” … you know, so they can eat “The Rich”.

Champagne, Caviar and the tears of Baby Seals


“Communist ManiFEASTo”

Pizza (from moonbats across the country), Cake (from MOOchelle), Tobacco, and Rolling Papers (by request), Laxatives (added by local restaurants because you use their facilities and don‘t buy jack)

Title: Re: If Ben & Jerry's made an OWS flavor, what would it be?
Post by: BEG on October 08, 2011, 10:57:21 AM

Schwetty Balls