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Title: I'm so alone
Post by: Gina on October 06, 2011, 06:52:55 AM
Hubby going out of town for a week with oldest son to Rock Island for musky fishing.    :whatever:

Whatever will I do with myself and 2 under 2?

 :censored:

I think I will hold a yard sale and get rid of all his crap he refuses to part with and clean like a mutha  :)
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on October 06, 2011, 07:29:17 AM
Hubby going out of town for a week with oldest son to Rock Island for musky fishing.    :whatever:

Whatever will I do with myself and 2 under 2?

 :censored:

I think I will hold a yard sale and get rid of all his crap he refuses to part with and clean like a mutha  :)
Hmmm! I know what Stephen Lynch would do... :-) [youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKjQDtzEs0U&feature=related[/youtube]
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: CG6468 on October 06, 2011, 08:41:28 AM
Rock Island, Illinois, Gina?
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: Gina on October 06, 2011, 09:27:53 AM
Rock Island, Illinois, Gina?

no, tennessee
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: CG6468 on October 06, 2011, 09:31:07 AM
no, tennessee

Ahhh. I wuz wonderin'..............
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 06, 2011, 11:24:22 AM
Run out of batteries?

 :whistling:
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: Gina on October 06, 2011, 11:26:47 AM
Run out of batteries?

 :whistling:

Of course not, I buy bulk at Costco.  :whistling:
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: Wineslob on October 06, 2011, 12:42:48 PM
Need a back rub.....?
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: Gina on October 06, 2011, 01:26:08 PM
Need a back rub.....?
:shucks:
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 06, 2011, 02:31:24 PM
Need a back rub.....?

A front rub? . . .  :tongue:
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: Gina on October 06, 2011, 02:39:15 PM
A front rub? . . .  :tongue:

Makes me think of Memphis in May BBQ :)
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: BEG on October 06, 2011, 02:47:16 PM
See how these mens are?  The moment they think your husband is out of the way they are making the moves.
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: Gina on October 06, 2011, 02:48:50 PM
See how these mens are?  The moment they think your husband is out of the way they are making the moves.

eh, it's the only action they get   :tongue:
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: BEG on October 06, 2011, 02:49:41 PM
eh, it's the only action they get   :tongue:

Ha!  :-)
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 06, 2011, 02:55:07 PM
See how these mens are?  The moment they think your husband is out of the way they are making the moves.

Ummm . . . do you think that the offer is for Gina only? :tongue: :naughty: :whistling:

You fall under that, too . . .  :naughty: :tongue: :rotf: :lmao:

But, judging from a couple of weeks ago, chris_ might be trying to cut in . . . :tongue:
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: BEG on October 06, 2011, 02:58:11 PM
Ummm . . . do you think that the offer is for Gina only? :tongue: :naughty: :whistling:

You fall under that, too . . .  :naughty: :tongue: :rotf: :lmao:

But, judging from a couple of weeks ago, chris_ might be trying to cut in . . . :tongue:

I'm taking backup offers...
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 06, 2011, 03:01:00 PM
I'm taking backup offers...

But, like I said, watch out for chris_!

(Back rub, too, BEG . . . )
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: Gina on October 06, 2011, 03:03:55 PM
I'm taking backup offers...

Watch it! they will take that to mean something totally unrelated  :lmao:
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: Evil_Conservative on October 06, 2011, 03:05:52 PM
See how these mens are?  The moment they think your husband is out of the way they are making the moves.

I knew that was going on before I even finished reading the thread title.  Typical.  :rotf:
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: BEG on October 06, 2011, 03:06:16 PM
But, like I said, watch out for chris_!

(Back rub, too, BEG . . . )

Chris_ didn't sell his kidney to come see me so he is out of the picture.
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: Wineslob on October 06, 2011, 04:28:42 PM
I'm taking backup offers...




 :ohmy:
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: DixieBelle on October 06, 2011, 05:16:43 PM
Heck I would take the chance to clean and throw out his crap he won't get rid of. :-)
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 06, 2011, 06:21:33 PM
Heck I would take the chance to clean and throw out his crap he won't get rid of. :-)

And this is what will probably happen . . . Take notes, Jess. :tongue:
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: Evil_Conservative on October 07, 2011, 03:51:43 AM
And this is what will probably happen . . . Take notes, Jess. :tongue:

I'm confuzzled.  :(
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 07, 2011, 04:29:06 AM
I'm confuzzled.  :(

 :lmao: :rotf: :blowkiss:
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: Gina on October 07, 2011, 06:31:38 AM
Last night, I cleared out the nursery  :yahoo:  Not planning on anymore but if it happens it happens and I will buy new stuff. 

I think I am going to spend the night with the two little one's tonight at my mom and dad's.  I am going to buy some steak and other goodies and grill them a nice dinner since they never eat themselves or cook anything.  They are miserable retired.
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: vesta111 on October 07, 2011, 06:56:57 AM
Last night, I cleared out the nursery  :yahoo:  Not planning on anymore but if it happens it happens and I will buy new stuff. 

I think I am going to spend the night with the two little one's tonight at my mom and dad's.  I am going to buy some steak and other goodies and grill them a nice dinner since they never eat themselves or cook anything.  They are miserable retired.

Careful Gina, old folks cannot eat as the young stuff do.  Medication rules out food that is contraindicated for the drug.[21]
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 07, 2011, 07:34:30 AM
Careful Gina, old folks cannot eat as the young stuff do.  Medication rules out food that is contraindicated for the drug.[21]

Vesta, you've managed to do something that I thought impossible . . . and that is, thoroughly confound me in 25 words or less(!). ::)

Whiskey . . . Tango . . . Foxtrot . . . ?
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: Wineslob on October 07, 2011, 09:58:44 AM
I've never seen a seasoned citizen that didn't tear into a steak, dentures or not.
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: Karin on October 07, 2011, 10:22:00 AM
Or take a lighthearted thread and throw a turd onto it.  Vesta, I think Gina knows her own parents.   ::)  She is a responsible adult you know. 
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 07, 2011, 10:46:05 AM
She is a responsible adult you know. 

"Mostly."

 :lmao:
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: Gina on October 07, 2011, 11:08:14 AM
"Mostly."

 :lmao:

  :naughty:  <-----I love this guy
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: Airwolf on October 07, 2011, 11:38:32 AM
Well at least I can't be blamed for any of this sorrid attention seeking that's going on.....................................Yet.
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: BEG on October 07, 2011, 12:02:16 PM
Or take a lighthearted thread and throw a turd onto it.  Vesta, I think Gina knows her own parents.   ::)  She is a responsible adult you know. 

H5
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: IassaFTots on October 07, 2011, 12:42:16 PM
  :naughty:  <-----I love this guy


 :panic:   <-------this guy is getting jealous.
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: Gina on October 07, 2011, 01:01:15 PM
 :naughty:  +   :panic:  =   :pervert:
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: Karin on October 07, 2011, 01:46:42 PM
  :naughty:  <-----I love this guy

I know!  You use it all the time in those bawdy posts of yours!   :lmao:
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: Gina on October 07, 2011, 02:06:35 PM
I know!  You use it all the time in those bawdy posts of yours!   :lmao:

Yeh, I know.  I am disgusting.   :shucks:
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: debk on October 07, 2011, 03:04:48 PM
I'm thinkin' at the rate and direction this thread is going...it will be in the Short Bus by midnight, if not sooner.  :whistling:
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 07, 2011, 03:11:41 PM
:naughty:  +   :panic:  =   :pervert:

H5! . . . and  :asssmack:
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 07, 2011, 07:21:10 PM
Yeh, I know.  I am disgusting.   :shucks:

"...In an adorable kind of way."

 :lmao:
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: Chris_ on October 07, 2011, 07:22:45 PM
I'm thinkin' at the rate and direction this thread is going...it will be in the Short Bus by midnight, if not sooner.  :whistling:
Well, Gina's back so it's only a matter of time.
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: Gina on October 07, 2011, 07:24:56 PM
I am here.  So bored that I have had a glass of wine and laying on the floor waiting for sleep
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: Splashdown on October 07, 2011, 07:27:41 PM
I am here.  So bored that I have had a glass of wine and laying on the floor waiting for sleep

Then we can all assume you didn't accidentally put your parents in a steak-induced coma?
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: Gina on October 08, 2011, 04:57:47 PM
No, the asses didn't even partake of my dinner
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: IassaFTots on October 08, 2011, 07:05:07 PM
No, the asses didn't even partake of my dinner

Ungrateful!  I would! 
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: thundley4 on October 08, 2011, 07:13:00 PM
No, the asses didn't even partake of my dinner

See. Vesta told you it might interfere with their medications.  :tongue:
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 09, 2011, 08:03:39 AM
No, the asses didn't even partake of my dinner

So, obviously, you ate it all!  (Right?) :tongue: :whistling:
Title: Re: I'm so alone
Post by: Gina on October 10, 2011, 06:41:20 AM
My parent's  are odd.  They say they are hungry but never eat.  They drink though  ::)  So I guess they are getting their fruits.

I tried a half glass of watered down wine Friday and I fell asleep within 30minutes  :lmao:  Me = cheap date  :naughty: