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Title: Italian Worshiper Tears Both Eyes Out at Mass
Post by: CG6468 on October 04, 2011, 11:59:42 AM: Quote
Italian Worshiper Tears Both Eyes Out at Mass
Tells doctors he heard voices
By Greg Wilson
Monday, Oct 3, 2011 | Updated 1:11 PM EDT

Italian Worshiper Tears Both Eyes Out at Mass

A man worshiping in church in Italy tore out both eyeballs as horrified parishioners watched.

An Italian man tore both of his eyes out in the middle of the priest's homily at a church near Pisa, according to reports.

Fellow parishioners watched in horror as Aldo Bianchini, 46, used his bare hands to pull out both eyeballs. Bianchini later told surgeons, who were unable to save his vision, he heard voices that told him to do it.

"He was in a great deal of agony and he was covered in blood," Dr. Gino Barbacci told the Daily Mail. "He said that he had used his bare hands to gouge out his eye balls after hearing voices telling him to do so - to do something like that requires super human strength."

At least it wasn't Ivan Tearertitsov.

Now he sees what you're sayin'...... (http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/weird/Italian-Worshiper-Tears-Both-Eyes-Out-as-Mass-130966548.html)
Title: Re: Italian Worshiper Tears Both Eyes Out at Mass
Post by: RightCoast on October 04, 2011, 04:59:17 PM: Quote
He was in a great deal of agony and he was covered in blood

mmm....ya think? :o
Title: Re: Italian Worshiper Tears Both Eyes Out at Mass
Post by: FreeBorn on October 04, 2011, 05:04:58 PM: If I lived around there I would be keeping an eye out for that guy. :o
Title: Re: Italian Worshiper Tears Both Eyes Out at Mass
Post by: md11hydmec on October 04, 2011, 05:44:27 PM: They were such an eyesore
Title: Re: Italian Worshiper Tears Both Eyes Out at Mass
Post by: Texacon on October 04, 2011, 06:05:16 PM: Looking back .... I'll bet he wished he hadn't done that.

KC
Title: Re: Italian Worshiper Tears Both Eyes Out at Mass
Post by: DefiantSix on October 04, 2011, 06:43:38 PM: Lemme guess: the voices were saying:
Quote
..."If thine eye offend thee, pluck it out".
--Mark 9:47
:thatsright:
Title: Re: Italian Worshiper Tears Both Eyes Out at Mass
Post by: Texacon on October 04, 2011, 06:46:05 PM: Quote from: DefiantSix on October 04, 2011, 06:43:38 PM
Lemme guess: the voices were saying: :thatsright:

And he doubled down.

KC
Title: Re: Italian Worshiper Tears Both Eyes Out at Mass
Post by: Duke Nukum on October 04, 2011, 07:03:16 PM: Quote from: DefiantSix on October 04, 2011, 06:43:38 PM
Lemme guess: the voices were saying: :thatsright:
Maybe he happened upon a photo of both of the Rosies in bikinis?
Title: Re: Italian Worshiper Tears Both Eyes Out at Mass
Post by: DefiantSix on October 04, 2011, 07:07:02 PM: Quote from: Duke Nukum on October 04, 2011, 07:03:16 PM
Maybe he happened upon a photo of both of the Rosies in bikinis?
:hammer:

(http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/celebrity-pictures-rosie-odonell-mindbleach.jpg)

Thanks for the mental image. Because misery loves company, I thought I'd share, bro...
Title: Re: Italian Worshiper Tears Both Eyes Out at Mass
Post by: FreeBorn on October 04, 2011, 07:41:21 PM: Feast your eyes!!!! :fuelfire:

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/22/article-0-0D4E9FBD000005DC-990_468x687.jpg)
Title: Re: Italian Worshiper Tears Both Eyes Out at Mass
Post by: Duke Nukum on October 04, 2011, 08:15:17 PM: Quote from: DefiantSix on October 04, 2011, 07:07:02 PM
:hammer:

(http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/celebrity-pictures-rosie-odonell-mindbleach.jpg)

Thanks for the mental image. Because misery loves company, I thought I'd share, bro...
The difference between a little speculation and a full on assault :hammer:
Title: Re: Italian Worshiper Tears Both Eyes Out at Mass
Post by: vesta111 on October 05, 2011, 11:24:55 AM: Quote from: FreeBorn on October 04, 2011, 07:41:21 PM
Feast your eyes!!!! :fuelfire:

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/22/article-0-0D4E9FBD000005DC-990_468x687.jpg)

Shame on you. She may to someone beautiful compaired to what they have at home.[15]
Title: Re: Italian Worshiper Tears Both Eyes Out at Mass
Post by: Wineslob on October 05, 2011, 01:50:09 PM: I just tore out my eyes.
Title: Re: Italian Worshiper Tears Both Eyes Out at Mass
Post by: Gina on October 05, 2011, 02:05:40 PM: Quote
to do something like that requires super human strength

to pluck out your eyes would take super human strength? Eye don't think so :lol:
Title: Re: Italian Worshiper Tears Both Eyes Out at Mass
Post by: thundley4 on October 05, 2011, 02:06:54 PM: Quote from: Gina on October 05, 2011, 02:05:40 PM
to pluck out your eyes would take super human strength? Eye don't think so :lol:

I don't see it either.
Title: Re: Italian Worshiper Tears Both Eyes Out at Mass
Post by: Eupher on October 05, 2011, 02:08:13 PM: Quote from: Wineslob on October 05, 2011, 01:50:09 PM
I just tore out my eyes.

Yeah, I just threw up a little. The tat on the left tit sorta did me in.
Title: Re: Italian Worshiper Tears Both Eyes Out at Mass
Post by: Gina on October 05, 2011, 02:10:01 PM: Quote from: vesta111 on October 05, 2011, 11:24:55 AM
Shame on you. She may to someone beautiful compaired to what they have at home.[15]

Bite me [2]
Title: Re: Italian Worshiper Tears Both Eyes Out at Mass
Post by: Wineslob on October 06, 2011, 04:07:46 PM: Quote from: vesta111 on October 05, 2011, 11:24:55 AM
Shame on you. She may to someone beautiful compaired to what they have at home.[15]

What, a Hungry, Hungry Hippo?

Euph....phuck you, you made me look. :panic:
Title: Re: Italian Worshiper Tears Both Eyes Out at Mass
Post by: CG6468 on October 06, 2011, 04:11:50 PM: She's one of the sisty uglers.
Title: Re: Italian Worshiper Tears Both Eyes Out at Mass
Post by: Eupher on October 06, 2011, 06:04:43 PM: Quote from: Wineslob on October 06, 2011, 04:07:46 PM

What, a Hungry, Hungry Hippo?

Euph....phuck you, you made me look. :panic:

:rotf: Well, when you absolutely, completely, totally don't believe what you're being told (and you wanna experience the upchuck experience yourself), have a look! :rotf: