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Title: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
Post by: BattleHymn on September 29, 2011, 10:40:23 PM: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=9792661&mesg_id=9792661

Disappointed that no one has started a picture thread in many months, Calpig shamlessly decides to start her own picture thread, to plug her newest picture, purportedly snapped only last night:

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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts)    Wed Sep-28-11 02:16 PM
Original message
We need a picture thread! Come on, post your pic! Old, new, whatever!

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My girlfriend took this one of me last night at the open mic:

*******************GRAPHIC IMAGE REMOVED*************************

I found this particular exchange between Calpig and dawg rather disturbing. Which one is trying to pick up the other?

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dawg (1000+ posts)    Wed Sep-28-11 02:48 PM
Response to Original message
7. What a great picture!

You're very photogenic.

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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts)    Wed Sep-28-11 02:52 PM
Response to Reply #7
10. Thank you, my dear dawg!

Not bad for an old dame, lol!

Now, how about one of you?

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dawg (1000+ posts)    Wed Sep-28-11 03:12 PM
Response to Reply #10
13. I would, but I haz to stay anonymous.

Edited on Wed Sep-28-11 03:13 PM by dawg
I've probably whined too much on this board about my separation and would not want to embarrass myself or others.

Without a photo, I have plausible deniability.

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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts)    Wed Sep-28-11 03:14 PM
Response to Reply #13
15. I understand...

Even though I don't like it...*sniff*

:puke:
Title: Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
Post by: thundley4 on September 29, 2011, 10:56:10 PM: Why did she post a picture of Harry Reid in drag?
Title: Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
Post by: shadeaux on September 29, 2011, 11:01:02 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on September 29, 2011, 10:56:10 PM
Why did she post a picture of Harry Reid in drag?

:lmao:

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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-28-11 11:28 PM

Response to Reply #50

51. My dear Dystopian!

I'm so glad you're here, sweetie!

I'm lovin' your terrific pictures...

And your great outfit in the second picture!

And hey! I see a DU bumper sticker too...

Glad you like my impish look...it's really who I am...

Thanks for playing!

impish ?

Meaning :

Inclined to do slightly naughty things for fun; mischievous.

Lord have mercy. :o
Title: Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 29, 2011, 11:13:45 PM: Well, thank you, CalPig.

I just knew, after she called us all those nasty names a few days ago, she'd do something to atone.

It is disappointing, though, how DUmpmonkey picture threads always draw a whole herd of lumpenproletariat,
a depressing, homely bunch of faceless, anonymous unterprimitiven.

With the exception of a handful of attention whores like Pitt, the Omaha weeper, and the CalPig, the really deranged DUmmies are
too ashamed of themselves to show their faces. Or else they can't figure out how to operate a camera and post a photo.

At least we got a shot of DUmmy MFM, who looks like a retired circus bearded lady.
Title: Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
Post by: BattleHymn on September 29, 2011, 11:15:40 PM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 29, 2011, 11:13:45 PM

At least we got a shot of DUmmy MFM, who looks like a retired circus bearded lady.

:rotf:

I'm resisting a strong urge to post a picture of Lou Holtz with a mole.
Title: Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 29, 2011, 11:55:15 PM: Quote
CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-28-11 02:16 PM
Original message

My girlfriend took this one of me last night at the open mic:

Can you imagine how hilarious that "open mic" night must be.
These days, the CalPig only shares her orgasmic word salads with fellow moonbats at the open mic.

She'd get far, far more appreciation and exposure if she would resume posting them at the DUmp.
Blink, blink, blink, blink.
Title: Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
Post by: franksolich on September 30, 2011, 12:09:54 AM: Question.

Why are the primitives always white, middle-class, and shown in exotic places poor people can't get to?
Title: Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
Post by: franksolich on September 30, 2011, 12:11:41 AM: Quote from: BattleHymn on September 29, 2011, 11:15:40 PM
:rotf:

I'm resisting a strong urge to post a picture of Lou Holtz with a mole.

Since we have primitives lurking at this thread, I'm resisting the urge to post a certain picture of franksolich.

:tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
Title: Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 30, 2011, 12:27:24 AM: Quote from: franksolich on September 30, 2011, 12:09:54 AM
Question.

Why are the primitives always white, middle-class, and shown in exotic places poor people can't get to?
The tiny handful of DUmmies who can afford to travel never pass up a chance to brag about it to their loser DUmpmates.
Title: Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
Post by: BattleHymn on September 30, 2011, 12:49:02 AM: Quote from: franksolich on September 30, 2011, 12:11:41 AM
Since we have primitives lurking at this thread, I'm resisting the urge to post a certain picture of franksolich.

It isa picture thread, frank. :popcorn:
Title: Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 30, 2011, 01:07:54 AM: Quote from: BattleHymn on September 30, 2011, 12:49:02 AM
It isa picture thread, frank. :popcorn:
Oh my god, he did it again.
Title: Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
Post by: BattleHymn on September 30, 2011, 01:09:36 AM: My eyes. :panic:
Title: Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
Post by: Evil_Conservative on September 30, 2011, 04:35:24 AM: Quote from: thundley4 on September 29, 2011, 10:56:10 PM
Why did she post a picture of Harry Reid in drag?

I LOL'ed for real.
Title: Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
Post by: Rebel on September 30, 2011, 07:22:14 AM: Quote
dawg (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-28-11 02:48 PM
Response to Original message

7. What a great picture!

You're very photogenic.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
Post by: Rebel on September 30, 2011, 07:25:45 AM: Every pic thread at DU reminds me of the Star Wars bar scene. Damn, you can pick a "progressive" out in a group of 1000.
Title: Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
Post by: Karin on September 30, 2011, 07:32:28 AM: Ah, what a way to start the day. Here I go......

Why would LivetoHike post such a bad picture with her eyes closed and a goofy look on her face? If I post a pic of myself, it had better drop-dead gorgeous.

The first reply is titled "baldy." I thought he was referring to Calpig. She should do something with that hair.

dana-b and her "friend." At a Rage Against the Machine concert. That rabidly anti-capitalist group who demand $20 for a CD and $80+ for a ticket.
Title: Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
Post by: Ballygrl on September 30, 2011, 08:45:35 AM: Oh my!
Title: Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
Post by: franksolich on September 30, 2011, 09:19:38 AM: Quote from: Ballygrl on September 30, 2011, 08:45:35 AM
Oh my!

I could never figure out why the CalPig primitive considers herself especially photogenic.

It's true she looks rather harmless and ordinary and all that for someone her age, but really, she's got nothing in particular that makes her photo-worthy.

I wonder if she has a Stalin- or Mao-complex, the compulsion to paste her mug all over the place.

Too bad you missed the best photograph of all last night, but the primitives saw it, and are probably comparing notes about who's the best-looking in this thread.
Title: Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
Post by: Revolution on September 30, 2011, 09:39:19 AM: Well, I started out the day in good spirits knowing we killed Al-Awlaki. Now however, I'm kinda sick. I thought I'd never see another pick of the Piggy ever again.

Never sure goes by fast these days...
Title: Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
Post by: Erasmus on September 30, 2011, 09:41:18 AM: When did they learn how to mummify living people?
Title: Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
Post by: franksolich on September 30, 2011, 09:43:38 AM: Quote from: Revolution on September 30, 2011, 09:39:19 AM
Well, I started out the day in good spirits knowing we killed Al-Awlaki. Now however, I'm kinda sick. I thought I'd never see another pick of the Piggy ever again.

Never sure goes by fast these days...

Oh, I'm sure if we ever needed someone to pose for a generic picture for one-dollar bills or postage stamps, the CalPig primitive would be the first in line to apply, to have her mug used.
Title: Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
Post by: Erasmus on September 30, 2011, 09:47:50 AM: Quote from: franksolich on September 30, 2011, 09:43:38 AM
Oh, I'm sure if we ever needed someone to pose for a generic picture for one-dollar bills or postage stamps, the CalPig primitive would be the first in line to apply, to have her mug used.

Well, she does sort of look like a powdered wig-wearing man.
Title: Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
Post by: franksolich on September 30, 2011, 09:57:38 AM: Quote from: Erasmus on September 30, 2011, 09:47:50 AM
Well, she does sort of look like a powdered wig-wearing man.

I've seen, literally, thousands of mugs of the CalPig primitive.

There's nothing particularly offensive about her looks, but at the same time there's nothing especially remarkable about her looks.

When one looks at the face of an ancient aged person, one looks for things that hint the sort of life that person's lead, to see if one's suffered much and borne it well, to see if one's marked by gentleness and compassion, to see if one's learned to understand and love, to see if one's serenely contemplating the Life to come.

The CalPig primitive betrays none of these things; only the picture of a well-preserved woman who's known nothing but affluence, ease and comfort, all her life.

The CalPig primitive's not a woman who's had to bear sorrow in her life.
Title: Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
Post by: Erasmus on September 30, 2011, 10:10:01 AM: Are you sure CalPig is a woman? My first thought was:

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6VJxrA4Fr0M/TfY8CdM4TUI/AAAAAAAAAE8/cWQt9kAY3e0/s1600/billgates.jpg)
Title: Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
Post by: dutch508 on September 30, 2011, 10:11:47 AM: Quote from: Erasmus on September 30, 2011, 10:10:01 AM
Are you sure CalPig is a woman? My first thought was:

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6VJxrA4Fr0M/TfY8CdM4TUI/AAAAAAAAAE8/cWQt9kAY3e0/s1600/billgates.jpg)

There has been much discussion over CALPEG's original sex. It is still up in the air.

(IZ MANZ, BABIEZ!!!)
Title: Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
Post by: dutch508 on September 30, 2011, 10:14:11 AM: Quote from: franksolich on September 30, 2011, 09:57:38 AM
I've seen, literally, thousands of mugs of the CalPig primitive.

There's nothing particularly offensive about her looks, but at the same time there's nothing especially remarkable about her looks.

When one looks at the face of an ancient aged person, one looks for things that hint the sort of life that person's lead, to see if one's suffered much and borne it well, to see if one's marked by gentleness and compassion, to see if one's learned to understand and love, to see if one's serenely contemplating the Life to come.

The CalPig primitive betrays none of these things; only the picture of a well-preserved woman who's known nothing but affluence, ease and comfort, all her life.
The CalPig primitive's not a woman who's had to bear sorrow in her life.

Frank finally agrees with me...
Title: Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
Post by: franksolich on September 30, 2011, 10:20:53 AM: Quote from: dutch508 on September 30, 2011, 10:14:11 AM

Frank finally agrees with me...

Yeah, that Adam's apple--which is apparently why the CalPig primitive is big on turtleneck sweaters--makes one wonder.

I had been with Bondai on this for a while, that the CalPig primitive used to be a man, but was surgically changed into a "woman."

But then the CalPig primitive one time posted what was purported to be her picture of herself as a senior in high school--circa 1959 or 1960--showing she'd been born a femme, but with this thing on her neck.

And so now I'm up in the air again, speculating she's probably always been a woman.
Title: Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 30, 2011, 10:22:58 AM: Quote
When one looks at the face of an ancient aged person, one looks for things that hint the sort of life that person's lead, to see if one's suffered much and borne it well, to see if one's marked by gentleness and compassion, to see if one's learned to understand and love, to see if one's serenely contemplating the Life to come.

Mr. Goodkat: There was a time.

Nick Fisher: [waking-up, groggy. Looks at watch] Four thirty-five.

Mr Goodkat: I didn't ask what time it was. I said, there was a time.

Nick Fisher: There was a time?

Mr. Goodkat: M-hm. You see sweet brown sugar back there? She's pretty foxy, huh?

Nick Fisher: She's seventy.

Mr. Goodkat: If she's a day...but there was a time.
Title: Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
Post by: beefeater on September 30, 2011, 10:56:46 AM: Just so I understand, CalPig had a chopadickoffame so he would be more attractive to the alternate sex?

And they want me to accept their perverted, pathetic, chosen life styles as normal?

Sorry Pig, you're just screwed up in the head.
Title: Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
Post by: shadeaux on September 30, 2011, 11:10:55 AM: Peggy posts her picture for one person and only one person. :-)

He never comments on her posts. Never really acknowledges her yet, she still tries.

I find Peggy to be dumb as a rock.
Title: Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 30, 2011, 11:12:52 AM: Quote from: shadeaux on September 30, 2011, 11:10:55 AM
Peggy posts her picture for one person and only one person.
Chaz Bono.
Title: Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
Post by: franksolich on September 30, 2011, 12:30:48 PM: Quote from: shadeaux on September 30, 2011, 11:10:55 AM
Peggy posts her picture for one person and only one person. :-)

He never comments on her posts. Never really acknowledges her yet, she still tries.

I find Peggy to be dumb as a rock.

You know, madam, last year I submitted eleven of the CalPig primitive's poems to Watchtower magazine.

Don't laugh--Watchtower's the largest circulating magazine in the world, and I thought the CalPig primitive's poetry deserved the widest possible audience.

Alas, I never even got a rejection slip; nothing.

I figure the deal-killer was that I insisted the face of the CalPig primitive grace the front cover of the edition of Watchtower in which her works were printed.

When thinking back, Watchtower was probably willing to print the poetry, but didn't want to put her on the front cover, too.
Title: Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
Post by: Rebel on September 30, 2011, 12:41:06 PM: (http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/replicate/EXID48810/images/Marshall_Applewhite_-_resize_%28timeinc_net%29.jpg)
Title: Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
Post by: shadeaux on September 30, 2011, 01:47:01 PM: OMG :lmao:
Title: Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
Post by: Rufus2010 on September 30, 2011, 04:29:52 PM: Quote from: BattleHymn on September 29, 2011, 10:40:23 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=9792661&mesg_id=9792661

Disappointed that no one has started a picture thread in many months, Calpig shamlessly decides to start her own picture thread, to plug her newest picture, purportedly snapped only last night:

I found this particular exchange between Calpig and dawg rather disturbing. Which one is trying to pick up the other?

:puke:

(http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/cannot_be_unseen.jpg)