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Title: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: Freeper on September 29, 2011, 06:59:47 PM
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nmbluesky (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Sep-29-11 07:22 PM
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Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
   
http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-pn-first-lady-t...
An Associated Press photographer on Thursday snapped some choice photos of Michelle Obama in the checkout line of a Target store just outside Washington for what her office says was a "routine errand," the likes of which she does often.

The first lady appears to have been trying to pick up some items incognito. She is seen sporting a Nike cap and large, dark sunglasses.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2025747

Aren't the DUmmies boycotting Target for something or other?

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Firebrand Gary Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Sep-29-11 07:24 PM
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1. We love MO.
   
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Sep-29-11 07:25 PM
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2. I love her...
   
So down to earth.

She's about as down to earth as the Kennedys.  :mental:

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Gin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Sep-29-11 07:36 PM
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7. she's good for the economy....Target will see an increase in sales
   
imagine being behind her...and I wonder if the guy behind her is SS.

 :whatever:

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itsrobert Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Sep-29-11 07:40 PM
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9. Didn't Target donate to Anti-Gay Groups?
   
Or is that my imagination?
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slay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Sep-29-11 07:56 PM
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11. Yes, yes they did
   
but some people tend to not care as long as their idols shop there. :eyes:

I knew they had some beef with Target.  :-)
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: Ballygrl on September 29, 2011, 07:01:54 PM
Aren't the DUmmies boycotting Target for something or other?

I was just going to post that :lmao: I think they're boycotting Target for something having to do with gay employees and their partners?
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: Ballygrl on September 29, 2011, 07:04:49 PM
I knew they had some beef with Target.  :-)

Oh! that's what it was, Target donated money to people DU doesn't like.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: sybilll on September 29, 2011, 07:05:28 PM
Greta tweeted a link to this, and the best retort I saw was:  "Do they sell $42,000 bracelets there?"  I  :rotf:
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: BEG on September 29, 2011, 07:06:07 PM
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Gin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Sep-29-11 07:36 PM
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7. she's good for the economy....Target will see an increase in sales
   
imagine being behind her...and I wonder if the guy behind her is her ASS.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: Freeper on September 29, 2011, 07:06:19 PM
Oh! that's what it was, Target donated money to people DU doesn't like.

That's a pretty long list.  :-)
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 29, 2011, 07:06:40 PM
Damn.

If only Taverner had been able to hold on to his job at Target for a few more months he could have been there and offered her a blowjob.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: Chris_ on September 29, 2011, 07:10:38 PM
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Gin Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Thu Sep-29-11 07:36 PM
Response to Reply #5

7. she's good for the economy.
Only if you happen to own an expensive restaurant in DC that sells steak and lobster.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: BEG on September 29, 2011, 07:11:44 PM
I wonder how many carbon credits she had to buy to go on that little trip?
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: Freeper on September 29, 2011, 07:13:17 PM
Damn.

If only Taverner had been able to hold on to his job at Target for a few more months he could have been there and offered her a blowjob.

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 29, 2011, 07:15:41 PM
She shopped incognito, after the Secret Service emptied the store and the parking lot, and put all the employees, and a couple dozen photographers,  through security screening.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: DixieBelle on September 29, 2011, 07:17:26 PM
I LOL'd at the comment about the Missoni line.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: FreeBorn on September 29, 2011, 08:54:22 PM
FAKE

 :nelson:

Spot on, GOBUCKS. "Spontaneous" me lilly white Irish arse. Are you freaking kidding me???!!! Out rubbing elbows with the little people are we? Nothing, absolutely NOTHING happpens spontaneously inside the hyper security bubble that the White House exists in.
A picture leaves out a thousand words. This is nothing less than a carefully choreographed photo op that has likely been planned well ahead of time. "Going to the market to fetch a few things", oh puhleeeeeeeze!

Queen Moochelle has people for that who have people for that. Nice try though. She even wore her "I'm fixin' ta wash the windows when I get home ensemble" too.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: Chris_ on September 29, 2011, 08:59:28 PM
The closest Target to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is 3100 14th Street Northwest, a whole two and a half miles from the White House.  The reviews (http://maps.google.com/maps?client=safari&rls=en&q=Target%20washington%2C%20DC&oe=UTF-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&sa=N&tab=wl) of the store are pretty funny.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: DLR Pyro on September 29, 2011, 09:25:27 PM
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nmbluesky (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Sep-29-11 07:22 PM
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Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Sure she did DUmmy.  She probably told her Secret Service detail she was going down to the rose garden to pull some weeds and tend to the veggies she is growing then hopped in her personal SUV and toodled on down the road to Target.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: thundley4 on September 29, 2011, 09:38:32 PM
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An Associated Press photographer on Thursday snapped some choice photos of Michelle Obama in the checkout line of a Target store just outside Washington for what her office says was a "routine errand," the likes of which she does often.

Sure she does this all the time but just decided to invite an AP reporter along?  Really, I'm surprised that it wasn't one of the White House photographers.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: Celtic Rose on September 29, 2011, 09:49:40 PM
Oh my goodness!  And I was just shopping at Target today as well!  What do you know, the Obama's really are just like me!

 :bs: :bs: :bs:
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: Chris_ on September 29, 2011, 09:54:02 PM
Oh my goodness!  And I was just shopping at Target today as well!  What do you know, the Obama's really are just like me!

 :bs: :bs: :bs:
"Target sales will go up."  *bzzzt!*  "Target sales will go up." *bzzt!*  </robotic voice>

Srsly, this is how DUmmies think economies work. :rofl:
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: shadeaux on September 29, 2011, 11:07:37 PM
This is Michelle

" Hey you low class people, I'm just like you !!  Look at me shopping at Target. "

In the car

" Uh, Secret Service guy, throw this crap out when we get out on the highway.  Like I'd really shop at Target.   Stupid Americans. "

The woman is as fake as her 3 dollar bill husband.

Only a DUmmy would think this stunt was for real.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 29, 2011, 11:16:07 PM
Only a DUmmy would think this stunt was for real.
Remember, DUmmies believe bouncy tales.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: shadeaux on September 29, 2011, 11:17:17 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: BattleHymn on September 29, 2011, 11:24:25 PM
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imagine being behind her...and I wonder if the guy behind her is SS.

Without a doubt, the poor sap behind her is owed beer and travel money.  The beer would help to dull the mental image of Moochelle's posterior, and he'd need the travel money to hire transport to get around her rear end girth.     
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: lars1701c on September 30, 2011, 07:22:49 AM
This made me  :rotf:

 Retrograde (1000+ posts) Fri Sep-30-11 02:30 AM Response to Reply #45 53. Only place I know of where you can get clothespins

At least around here. I don't go there much, but I have bought basic housewares there. However, MO has two young girls who are probably growing like weeds, so I can see how she may need bargain clothes, and school supplies, for them.

No way the first wookiee would ever clothe her kids in target ware, besides she doesn't need discount clothes.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: Gina on September 30, 2011, 07:32:03 AM
She shopped incognito, after the Secret Service emptied the store and the parking lot, and put all the employees, and a couple dozen photographers,  through security screening.

Yeh, no shit.  I thought the liberals/dems were smarter than this.   :mental:
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: Karin on September 30, 2011, 07:39:35 AM
Idiot...

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tabasco  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-29-11 09:27 PM
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27. At least she didn't harm any trees.

Followed by a picture of GWB hauling out some dead tree branches on his ranch.  

Could it be any more non-sequitor?

And yeah, Lars, that was pretty funny.  "Need discount clothes for the girls."  Mole?  

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Liberal_Stalwart71  (1000+ posts)     Thu Sep-29-11 09:01 PM
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23. I have that exact same shirt. She bought it from Old Navy!!

I wouldn't wear that ugly-ass blouse to paint in. 
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: whiffleball on September 30, 2011, 07:51:21 AM
For the smartest folks on the plant they sure are incredibly gullible.

Yeah, sure, I totally believe she did this spontaneously and shops there every week.  She probably left there to find a locally owned shoe repair shop to get all the family's footwear resoled to save money and keep an American employed.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: Erasmus on September 30, 2011, 07:58:37 AM
Michelle is "down to earth"?

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 30, 2011, 08:07:02 AM
Just trying to make her $100 a pound steak eating fat ass look like one of the little people. You can fool some of the DUm......awh hell...you can fool all of the DUmmies all of the time.

Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: whiffleball on September 30, 2011, 08:23:14 AM
Michelle is "down to earth"?

 :lmao:
Dirt is, but at least it's useful.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: DixieBelle on September 30, 2011, 08:32:15 AM
another media outlet reported that she visited a Target in Alexandria VA. Why didn't she shop at the one in the District?
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: DLR Pyro on September 30, 2011, 09:24:07 AM
another media outlet reported that she visited a Target in Alexandria VA. Why didn't she shop at the one in the District?
too many colored folk at that one...
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: jukin on September 30, 2011, 10:05:48 AM
Lord they really are stupid and gullible.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: shadeaux on September 30, 2011, 10:46:00 AM
too many colored folk at that one...

My exact thought. 
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: DLR Pyro on October 02, 2011, 03:32:45 PM
yeah, sure, an unplanned trip to Target my ass... (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2011/10/figures-white-house-tipped-off-ap-reporter-ahead-of-michelle-obamas-target-photo-op/)
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: Janice on October 02, 2011, 03:53:07 PM
(http://i1220.photobucket.com/albums/dd445/JansGraphix/shopping.jpg)

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Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: DixieBelle on October 02, 2011, 04:05:02 PM
:rofl: love it
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: Janice on October 02, 2011, 05:19:10 PM
(http://i1220.photobucket.com/albums/dd445/JansGraphix/obamawave-3avy.gif)

Heres an avy for ya Freeper if ya want it. I just cropped and reduced the original image then added some text (ConservaticeCave.com) to the bottom of it. :)
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: Gina on October 03, 2011, 06:47:42 AM
I am so glad it's been found out that the WH called the AP to let them know that Michelle was going to go shopping at Target.   :lmao:
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 03, 2011, 08:15:35 AM
(http://i1220.photobucket.com/albums/dd445/JansGraphix/shopping.jpg)

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Damn that's good..... :lmao:

...and the wife came home from WAL-MART mad as an old wet setting hen. She followed a woman through the line in the grocery section that had 3 little girls dressed to the nines. The women was finely dressed, had rings on every finger, a pile of gold around her neck, 2 buggies full of high dollar meats and junk food....
and paid for it all with the swipe of a foodstamp card.

Now if we could just catch Mooch-shelle using a foodstamp card...... :lmao:
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: Janice on October 03, 2011, 09:41:30 PM
Michelle Obama is right on Target (http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/oct/3/michelle-obama-is-right-on-target/print/)

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First lady Michelle Obama has come to the rescue. >>>

It's not clear if Mrs. Obama took her own taxpayer-funded private jet to the store or perhaps three jets to accommodate her entourage, as she did for her European vacation. Sources are unclear how often she frequents the Target stores at her usual getaways to places such as Vail, Hawaii or Martha's Vineyard or whether she wears her $42,000 diamond bracelets while clipping coupons.

The same woman who couldn't find anything about America that made her proud until her husband was nominated to run for president is now the proud bargain shopper. >>>

Seriously, whom does the White House think it will win over or even placate with its newly released photos of the jet-set first lady donning a ball cap and pushing her own shopping cart around the discount store? How dumb must it think Americans are? What's next? Schlepping the kids around in a minivan? >>>

Even White House insiders have had enough of the first lady's "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" routine. Anonymous administration informants claim she spent $10 million of taxpayer money with her luxurious jet-setting ways in the past year alone - $50,000-a-week rental homes, "martinis with top-shelf vodka" and "rich sparking wines." His and hers private jets to Martha's Vineyard to squeeze a few extra hours of vacation time. Commandeering Air Force One for a New York City date night. >>>

When the Babylonian first lady is bearing her own bargain bags, this White House is clearly announcing that its re-election campaign has officially begun. Obama operatives also show their transparent contempt for hardworking men and women who fund the first lady's luxuriant lifestyle and who depend on those discount stores, not for photo-ops but to actually make ends meet.

You can put $540 sneakers on a piece of low life and ... its still a 'low life'.
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: delilahmused on October 04, 2011, 01:39:32 AM
These people must be blind. How can you not notice a giant Wookie in the check out line?

Cindie
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: diesel driver on October 04, 2011, 03:24:22 AM
Just came back from the DUmp:

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slay   Thu Sep-29-11 07:56 PM
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11. Yes, yes they did
   
but some people tend to not care as long as their idols shop there. :eyes:

Seems to have been replaced with:

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Name removed (0 posts)    Thu Sep-29-11 07:56 PM
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Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

You can't say anything bad about the First Wookie. 
Not gonna allow it, wouldn't be prudent. 
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: Gina on October 04, 2011, 06:46:48 AM
 :lol:  Damn.........that's some serious censorship
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: BEG on October 04, 2011, 08:26:40 AM
Anyone notice that the sleeves on her Old Navy shirt aren't rolled up the same?  The one on her right  (left in the picture) is rolled up one more than the other one. 
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: Gina on October 04, 2011, 01:08:37 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2044736/Jason-Wu-Target-Michelle-Obamas-favourite-designer-announces-collaboration.html
Title: Re: Michelle Obama shopping at Target without notice!!!!
Post by: Doubleplusungood on October 04, 2011, 01:49:19 PM
"Target sales will go up."  *bzzzt!*  "Target sales will go up." *bzzt!*  </robotic voice>

Srsly, this is how DUmmies think economies work. :rofl:

They just gotta worship cults of personality. So shallow.