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Title: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: Thor on September 29, 2011, 01:09:30 AM
Happy birthday, ya old hornblowing dogface!!  :-)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: franksolich on September 29, 2011, 01:13:10 AM
Happy birthday, sir, and at least twice as many more!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: Evil_Conservative on September 29, 2011, 01:53:25 AM
Happy birthday!!  :)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: IassaFTots on September 29, 2011, 06:45:38 AM
Happy Birthday!  I hope you have a fabulous day, buddy!   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: Gina on September 29, 2011, 08:29:22 AM
Happy Birthday, Dawling! 

here is something for ya  http://reggaealbumcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/dead-frazer.jpg
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: CG6468 on September 29, 2011, 08:31:49 AM
My abacus was smoking hot from trying to calculate yer age, Euph!!!  :-)

Have a great celebration of your birthday!  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: Gina on September 29, 2011, 08:42:07 AM
My abacus was smoking hot from trying to calculate yer age, Euph!!!  :-)

Have a great celebration of your birthday!  :cheersmate:

I don't give two toots how old he is  :hyper:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: CG6468 on September 29, 2011, 08:53:38 AM
I don't give two toots how old he is  :hyper:

Would ya give three?  :lmao:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: Chris_ on September 29, 2011, 08:54:35 AM
My abacus was smoking hot from trying to calculate yer age, Euph!!!  :-)

Have a great celebration of your birthday!  :cheersmate:
I had to use one of these:
(http://i653.photobucket.com/albums/uu253/balagurivid/mainframe.gif)

Happy Birthday :-)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: Eupher on September 29, 2011, 11:43:52 AM
Uh....I guess I gotta check my birthday that I inputted into my profile.

My birfday ain't until 10/11.......

 :bolt:

But thanks for the well-wishes anyway!  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: Gina on September 29, 2011, 11:51:52 AM
Uh....I guess I gotta check my birthday that I inputted into my profile.

My birfday ain't until 10/11.......

 :bolt:

But thanks for the well-wishes anyway!  :cheersmate:

IMPOSTER!  
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: Eupher on September 29, 2011, 11:53:42 AM
IMPOSTER!  

I checked my profile. It's correct as is.

Which begs the question - why did Thor jump the gun on this birfday greeting? I would've been completely okay with waiting a couple weeks!  :rotf:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: Ballygrl on September 29, 2011, 08:08:57 PM
Happy Birthday Eupher!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: DefiantSix on September 29, 2011, 10:03:48 PM
I checked my profile. It's correct as is.

Which begs the question - why did Thor jump the gun on this birfday greeting? I would've been completely okay with waiting a couple weeks!  :rotf:

Maybe he thinks you're so damned old, you may not make it another week and a half? :confused:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: Chris_ on September 29, 2011, 10:10:39 PM
Maybe he thinks you're so damned old, you may not make it another week and a half? :confused:
:rofl: :tongue:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: chitownchica on September 29, 2011, 11:01:32 PM
Happy Birthday! I hope it has been a good day.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: Eupher on September 30, 2011, 08:25:43 AM
Maybe he thinks you're so damned old, you may not make it another week and a half? :confused:

 :rotf:

I aggravated an old injury to my right heel (as bullshit as that sounds, it kept me awake last night), so it could be any day now......

h5 for creativity.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: CG6468 on September 30, 2011, 08:30:06 AM
HAPPY UNBIRTHDAY, EUPHER, AND MANY MORE TO COME!!!!  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: Thor on September 30, 2011, 01:49:50 PM
Ohh, sorry. It just MIGHT have had something to do w/ your sister's post on Facebook!! :thatsright:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: Eupher on September 30, 2011, 02:00:32 PM
Ohh, sorry. It just MIGHT have had something to do w/ your sister's post on Facebook!! :thatsright:

 :rotf:

Yeah, she admitted she started some shit. Hey, I just think it's funny as hell.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: bijou on September 30, 2011, 02:01:15 PM
Happy Belated Birthday. (Sorry)

(http://www.yourlogohere.co.uk/images/Hoodie-DangerEuph-74ea53ee.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: Eupher on September 30, 2011, 02:03:32 PM
Happy Belated Birthday. (Sorry)

(http://www.yourlogohere.co.uk/images/Hoodie-DangerEuph-74ea53ee.jpg)

If you like, you can withdraw your wishes, as appreciated as they are, because my birthday isn't for another 11 days...... :-)

Somebody jumped the gun on this. I don't know why...... :whistling:  :lmao:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: Thor on September 30, 2011, 02:14:12 PM
If you like, you can withdraw your wishes, as appreciated as they are, because my birthday isn't for another 11 days...... :-)

Somebody jumped the gun on this. I don't know why...... :whistling:  :lmao:

 :tongue:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: bijou on September 30, 2011, 02:46:31 PM
If you like, you can withdraw your wishes, as appreciated as they are, because my birthday isn't for another 11 days...... :-)

Somebody jumped the gun on this. I don't know why...... :whistling:  :lmao:
Heh. Just take this as a preview.  :-)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: whiffleball on September 30, 2011, 03:11:42 PM
Hope you had a happy birfday!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: Gina on October 03, 2011, 07:56:30 AM
Eupher, you are only going to get this thread dedication once....you better take it  :lmao:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: Eupher on October 03, 2011, 08:07:55 AM
Eupher, you are only going to get this thread dedication once....you better take it  :lmao:

Oh, I'm pretty sure it ain't going in the crapper. I'm just wondering how quickly this thread will be relegated to teh Lost Pages of Conservative Cave.   :lmao:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: IassaFTots on October 06, 2011, 03:31:49 PM
I feel compelled to keep it alive till your actual birthday now.    :-)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: Eupher on October 06, 2011, 03:40:05 PM
I feel compelled to keep it alive till your actual birthday now.    :-)

Damn........ :thatsright:   








 :lmao: 
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: TVDOC on October 06, 2011, 03:49:45 PM
Hope you have a great birthday Euph......

doc
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: franksolich on October 06, 2011, 04:11:00 PM
Hope you have a great birthday Euph......

I'm repeating myself from a few days ago, but anyway, my sentiments too, on the right date.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: Wineslob on October 06, 2011, 04:21:55 PM
 O-)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 06, 2011, 04:37:33 PM
I checked my profile. It's correct as is.

Which begs the question - why did Thor jump the gun on this birfday greeting? I would've been completely okay with waiting a couple weeks!  :rotf:

He's probably just rubbing it in.  Or he's gone dyslexic on us.  Whatever, happy birthday!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: Eupher on October 06, 2011, 05:58:16 PM
Mystery solved. My sister, on FB, announced a Happy Birthday for me under the auspices of wanting to know what I'd like for a gift. (It'd take a couple weeks to get from Phoenix to me.)

The general interpretation was it was "time".

So, it's my sister's fault for all the confusion. And I was thinking I lost a couple weeks in there somewhere!  :rotf:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: thundley4 on October 06, 2011, 06:22:02 PM
And I was thinking I lost a couple weeks in there somewhere!  :rotf:

That happens at your age.  :-)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: Eupher on October 06, 2011, 07:15:08 PM
That happens at your age.  :-)

 :panic:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: Thor on October 08, 2011, 03:51:59 PM
I brought you back to parity just because I can....  :tongue:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: Eupher on October 08, 2011, 11:17:55 PM
I brought you back to parity just because I can....  :tongue:

Better administer another bitchslap, 'cause I ain't in parity no more.  :-)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: bijou on October 09, 2011, 03:11:17 AM
Finally!  Happy Birthday Euph.

(http://dahliascakes.com/sitebuilder/images/Tuba_Cake-388x405.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: Eupher on October 09, 2011, 11:47:42 AM
Finally!  Happy Birthday Euph.

(http://dahliascakes.com/sitebuilder/images/Tuba_Cake-388x405.jpg)

Thank you! That's the most musical birthday cake I've ever had!  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: Eupher on October 11, 2011, 09:04:45 AM
Today's the day. Finally.  :p

Good to get this over with and let this thread die a horrible, anguishing death.  :rotf:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: IassaFTots on October 11, 2011, 09:45:57 AM
Today's the day. Finally.  :p

Good to get this over with and let this thread die a horrible, anguishing death.  :rotf:

Almost Parity.   :-)

Happy Day!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: Odin's Hand on October 11, 2011, 09:49:16 AM
Happy birthday, bud.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: Gina on October 11, 2011, 11:05:43 AM
Today's the day. Finally.  :p

Good to get this over with and let this thread die a horrible, anguishing death.  :rotf:

 :cheersmate:  So how many years behind vesta are you?  4? :p
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: Thor on October 11, 2011, 11:30:02 AM
Happy Birthday, Eupher!! No, we're not gonna let this thread die!!  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: Eupher on October 11, 2011, 11:56:29 AM
Happy Birthday, Eupher!! No, we're not gonna let this thread die!!  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Aw, shit.  :shrug:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: Eupher on October 11, 2011, 11:57:10 AM
:cheersmate:  So how many years behind vesta are you?  4? :p

Far enough behind her to realize that in her case, there's no hope.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: seahorse513 on October 11, 2011, 12:20:50 PM
Felicitations on your natal day dearest Eupher!!! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: Eupher on October 11, 2011, 12:24:56 PM
Felicitations on your natal day dearest Eupher!!! :cheersmate:

That's a helluva word -- "felicitations".

I like it. And thank you!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: Wineslob on October 11, 2011, 01:43:03 PM
Today's the day. Finally.  :p

Good to get this over with and let this thread die a horrible, anguishing death.  :rotf:


Not-gonna-happen.



HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Here is a brunette with big boobies for you:












































(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k179/Apogeespeaker/bigbirthaday.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: Eupher on October 11, 2011, 01:47:47 PM

Not-gonna-happen.



HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Here is a brunette with big boobies for you:

(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k179/Apogeespeaker/bigbirthaday.jpg)


 :spork: :pineapple:  :puke:

Lovely. The cake looks like it might've been entered into a dildo contest.....




AND WON!   :rotf:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Eupher!!
Post by: SherryBaby on October 11, 2011, 01:49:20 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvq_YN69qDI[/youtube]