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Title: Babble on and on sista finally gets a decent fu ck and is amazed
Post by: beefeater on September 28, 2011, 10:18:55 PM
Finally a good roll in the hay (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2020852)

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babylonsister   (1000+ posts)             Wed Sep-28-11 07:16 PM
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You sort of know me, so how did THIS happen?
   
I'm dating a republican with some left leaning tendencies (yea, I'm working on that), who works for a defense company that makes guns. And I really like him.



I'm not asking for advice, but just saying, "it could happen". We all can get along if we're reasonable. So far, anyway. 

She finally gave up on the wimpy boys at the DUmp, and likes it!
Title: Re: Babble on and on sista finally gets a decent fu ck and is amazed
Post by: thundley4 on September 28, 2011, 10:22:19 PM
I give it only until the general election campaign starts in earnest.  That is if she is being truthful, (doubtful), and not just setting up a future bouncy tale of conversion.
Title: Re: Babble on and on sista finally gets a decent fu ck and is amazed
Post by: Duke Nukum on September 28, 2011, 10:23:04 PM
I think all of liberalism is a collective search for a man who will say "no!"
Title: Re: Babble on and on sista finally gets a decent fu ck and is amazed
Post by: Ballygrl on September 28, 2011, 11:41:13 PM
Just reading that thread, quite a few are married to or in relationships with Republicans, and they magically converted them to leftist ideology, if that were true how come only 20% of the population call themselves Liberals? with all these conversions you would think it would be higher.
Title: Re: Babble on and on sista finally gets a decent fu ck and is amazed
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on September 29, 2011, 09:24:15 AM
Just reading that thread, quite a few are married to or in relationships with Republicans, and they magically converted them to leftist ideology, if that were true how come only 20% of the population call themselves Liberals? with all these conversions you would think it would be higher.
Actually what more than likely happens is they just agree with her to shut her up and then vote conservative at the polls! :-)
Title: Re: Babble on and on sista finally gets a decent fu ck and is amazed
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 29, 2011, 09:43:23 AM
Actually what more than likely happens is they just agree with her to shut her up and then vote conservative at the polls! :-)

Men will say anything to get in a womans pants....however, I have never been so desperate that I would lie like that to get in a liberal womans pants. I would take matters into my own hands first.
Title: Re: Babble on and on sista finally gets a decent fu ck and is amazed
Post by: Erasmus on September 29, 2011, 09:47:11 AM
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I'm not asking for advice, but just saying, "it could happen". We all can get along if we're reasonable. So far, anyway.

Probably a RINO.  I dated plenty of liberal girls, but I never would marry one.  They're almost as unreliable, emotional, and flakey as liberal men.
Title: Re: Babble on and on sista finally gets a decent fu ck and is amazed
Post by: franksolich on September 29, 2011, 09:54:23 AM
Men will say anything to get in a womans pants....however, I have never been so desperate that I would lie like that to get in a liberal womans pants. I would take matters into my own hands first.

The babbling sister primitive, who's been around a while and is heiress-presumptive to the copy-and-paste queen, the rich bitch the kpete primitive, is originally from New York, but I might or might not be right about that, so don't quote me on it.

She married a guy down in Texas who loved her, doted on her, gave her everything she wanted.

Including, for Christmas 2008, an 0bama-in-the-box that played "Hail to the Chief" when one spun the handle.

The babbling sister primitive and all the other primitives thought it was the cutest thing possible, this 0bama-in-the-box.....but didn't detect it'd been made by a KKK operative, showing the Magic One in all the usual standard old-time exaggerated racial caricatures and stereotypes.

Because she spends so much time in front of the computer--and with a television on a shelf over the monitor, so as to keep abreast of things to copy-and-paste for Skins's island--and because the babbling sister primitive is, uh, rather large and cumbersome, her former husband had to put up some 4x4 posts in the basement, so as to support the floor underneath her.

I dunno what the babbling sister primitive looks like up front, but from behind, try to image someone sitting at a computer, her buttocks sticking out and pouring down the sides of the seat.
Title: Re: Babble on and on sista finally gets a decent fu ck and is amazed
Post by: franksolich on September 29, 2011, 09:59:01 AM
I forgot to mention--after the babbling sister primitive divorced her loving and caring husband (this was about three years ago), she moved to Georgia.  I dunno if she's still there, though.
Title: Re: Babble on and on sista finally gets a decent fu ck and is amazed
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 29, 2011, 10:03:11 AM
I forgot to mention--after the babbling sister primitive divorced her loving and caring husband (this was about three years ago), she moved to Georgia.  I dunno if she's still there, though.

So that's what happened to all the Georgia peaches.
Title: Re: Babble on and on sista finally gets a decent fu ck and is amazed
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 29, 2011, 11:19:39 AM
Men will say anything to get in a womans pants....however, I have never been so desperate that I would lie like that to get in a liberal womans pants. I would take matters into my own hands first.


     You'd need a weed whacker and a bottle of ammonia with a lib chick, anyway.
Title: Re: Babble on and on sista finally gets a decent fu ck and is amazed
Post by: shadeaux on September 29, 2011, 11:25:10 AM
A real Conservative man will change you, not the other way around.

A real Conservative man won't date a DUmmy chick.  He'll play with her but won't "date" her.  Sure as hell won't marry her.  Not if he's right in the head.   :-)

Conservative men are fun, manly men.  That's why Lib chicks find them attractive.  Once they push those liberal ideas though, that Conservative man runs, not walks, to his next woman.

Real Conservative men don't settle for less.  If they do, they are not Conservative.

I doubt babylonsister is dating a Conservative.  We've seen her posts.  :mental:
  

Title: Re: Babble on and on sista finally gets a decent fu ck and is amazed
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 29, 2011, 12:00:51 PM
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I have never been so desperate that I would lie like that to get in a liberal womans pants.
I dunno, man. I think you're putting yourself into a minority there.
Most of us accept that time-proven maxim: "The worst I ever had was pretty damn good."
Title: Re: Babble on and on sista finally gets a decent fu ck and is amazed
Post by: Ballygrl on September 29, 2011, 12:12:07 PM
Actually what more than likely happens is they just agree with her to shut her up and then vote conservative at the polls! :-)

I can see it now in the polls, this vote goes out to you bitch, here's what I think about regressivism, then proceeds to vote Republican.
Title: Re: Babble on and on sista finally gets a decent fu ck and is amazed
Post by: Charles Henrickson on September 29, 2011, 01:30:32 PM
babblinsister and Sarah Ibuprofen need to get together and compare notes.
Title: Re: Babble on and on sista finally gets a decent fu ck and is amazed
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 29, 2011, 02:35:19 PM
babblinsister and Sarah Ibuprofen need to get together and compare notes.

While I H5ed you for the bolded, I think that said primitive would cause pain, not relieve it.
Title: Re: Babble on and on sista finally gets a decent fu ck and is amazed
Post by: shadeaux on September 29, 2011, 02:46:46 PM
I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking that.

Great minds and all.   :-)