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Title: Denver Men Arrested for Taking Friend's Corpse Bar-hopping
Post by: thundley4 on September 27, 2011, 11:06:35 PM
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It was almost your typical boy's night out: drinking, a jaunt to the strip club and an ATM run for cash -- except that two Colorado men chose to do it with their dead friend's corpse.

Prosecutors have charged Robert Jeffrey Young, 43, and Mark Rubinson, 25, with abusing a corpse, identity theft and criminal impersonation.  It is unclear how Jeffrey Jarrett died, but the men are not charged in his death. The cause of death is pending toxicology tests, CBS News reported.
The two men reportedly found Jarrett unresponsive at his house late on Aug. 27, before loading him into Rubinson's car and taking him to a local bar and grill, where they drank on his tab.

Investigators allege the men stopped at a restaurant, returned Jarrett's body to his home, used Jarrett's ATM card and withdrew $400 at the strip club Shotgun Willie's before reporting Jarrett's death.
Weekend at Bernies. (http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/215268/20110916/denver-colorado-bar-boys-night-out-corpse.htm)

Title: Re: Denver Men Arrested for Taking Friend's Corpse Bar-hopping
Post by: Eupher on September 28, 2011, 12:21:52 PM
Hey, it could've been worse. Those guys could've practice necrophilia with the corpse.  :p
Title: Re: Denver Men Arrested for Taking Friend's Corpse Bar-hopping
Post by: vesta111 on September 28, 2011, 12:53:17 PM
Quote from: Eupher on September 28, 2011, 12:21:52 PM
Hey, it could've been worse. Those guys could've practice necrophilia with the corpse.  :p

What was the name of the movie with Chevy Chase made about taking the family to Wally World ?

Nasty old Aunt died and they placed her body in a rocking chair on the roof of their car under a tarp and just kept driving.
Title: Re: Denver Men Arrested for Taking Friend's Corpse Bar-hopping
Post by: thundley4 on September 28, 2011, 01:00:27 PM
Quote from: vesta111 on September 28, 2011, 12:53:17 PM
What was the name of the movie with Chevy Chase made about taking the family to Wally World ?

Nasty old Aunt died and they placed her body in a rocking chair on the roof of their car under a tarp and just kept driving.

Hmm, I don't know, but they were going on a family Vacation I think.
Title: Re: Denver Men Arrested for Taking Friend's Corpse Bar-hopping
Post by: vesta111 on September 28, 2011, 01:33:22 PM
Quote from: thundley4 on September 28, 2011, 01:00:27 PM
Hmm, I don't know, but they were going on a family Vacation I think.

Thank You Thundley, I will have to rent that one again.
Title: Re: Denver Men Arrested for Taking Friend's Corpse Bar-hopping
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 29, 2011, 04:18:04 PM
I think he just needed a good stiff drink.
Title: Re: Denver Men Arrested for Taking Friend's Corpse Bar-hopping
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 29, 2011, 04:23:10 PM
Anyone bother to ask the corpse if he had a good time? :-)
Title: Re: Denver Men Arrested for Taking Friend's Corpse Bar-hopping
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 29, 2011, 05:13:42 PM
Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 29, 2011, 04:23:10 PM
Anyone bother to ask the corpse if he had a good time? :-)

He was mum.
Title: Re: Denver Men Arrested for Taking Friend's Corpse Bar-hopping
Post by: thundley4 on September 29, 2011, 05:46:03 PM
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on September 29, 2011, 05:13:42 PM
He was mum(mified).


FIFY
Title: Re: Denver Men Arrested for Taking Friend's Corpse Bar-hopping
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 29, 2011, 06:29:44 PM
Quote from: thundley4 on September 29, 2011, 05:46:03 PM
FIFY

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