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Title: Nadin will be gone today
Post by: shadeaux on September 27, 2011, 05:05:48 PM
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nadinbrzezinski  (1000+ posts)        Tue Sep-27-11 11:42 AM

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On my way out...temporarily...support the USPS workers

 Rallies all across the us today. I'd be there but family calls.
 

This is code for I stayed up all night on the DUmp for days giving my expert advice and making up them words so now I have to sleep.   :-)

With all that Nadin smart, she needs help with bread

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nadinbrzezinski  (1000+ posts)        Tue Sep-27-11 01:54 AM

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Ok to get your minds off the serious things for a second

 Today I had to buy some bread... these days I can't eat it, and I bake my husband's... I had to ASK an employee where the hell they hid it? I did not remember where they kept it.
 


Where do she find the time to bake ?  She's incredible !   :whatever:

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nadinbrzezinski  (1000+ posts)        Tue Sep-27-11 02:43 AM

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7. That is the point

 I have been baking mine for so long that I know where they keep the ingredients, but not the bread.

Hubby will not bake, or cook for that matter and I won't be around for a while, So I had to FIND the dang bread aisle.

By the way, since I am allergic to the stuff, I have to be damn careful in the kitchen.


 
Hubby sounds lazy and domineering for such a smart hip Lib chick like Nadin.  Or maybe there is no hubby. Tell him to make and bake his own. If he married you, he can't be that DUmb.

 Right ?  :rotf:
Title: Re: Nadin will be gone today
Post by: franksolich on September 27, 2011, 05:11:14 PM
Oh my.

Now I'm sure nadin reads "the secret diaries of nadin."

I refer people to my very last comment on that particular thread.

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Well, nadin seems to have petered out, and with that, the inspiration for "the secret diaries of nadin."

But if she starts haranguing the primitives on Skins's island again, time to re-open the diary for new entries.

I'm hoping her silence--she's been around Skins's island here and there, now and then, but not much--means she's finally doing something important with her life, giving hubby home-cooked warm meals, keeping the place clean, washing his clothes, making him happy in the sack.

You know, each individual is born with a Destiny, and the talents to fulfill that Destiny.

We of course all know nadin's Destiny and talents don't lie in history and prophecy; she's an abysmal flop at those sorts of things.  She's more than a flop in those things; she's a laughingstock.

nadin's destiny is, obviously, to be an affectionate and loving hausfrau, to serve her husband, and one sincerely hopes nadin's accepted that.
Title: Re: Nadin will be gone today
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 27, 2011, 05:14:41 PM
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I won't be around for a while
Wilderness. Forty days and forty nights.

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these days I can't eat it
Fasting.

I'm spotting a trend here!
It's a script!
Title: Re: Nadin will be gone today
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 27, 2011, 05:15:45 PM
Look up Nadin...read the signs..."BREAD, CAKES, PIES, BAKED GOODS".

I guess it would be easier for her if she could google it.
Title: Re: Nadin will be gone today
Post by: shadeaux on September 27, 2011, 05:20:32 PM
 :rotf:

Ya'll are too funny.

Frank, you're scaring me.    :lmao:
Title: Re: Nadin will be gone today
Post by: Freeper on September 27, 2011, 05:32:35 PM
The smartest people on the planet can't figure out where the bread is in the grocery store on their own?
We rarely ever buy bread, but if I need it I can find it.
Title: Re: Nadin will be gone today
Post by: Duke Nukum on September 27, 2011, 05:32:50 PM
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nadinbrzezinski  (1000+ posts)        Tue Sep-27-11 11:42 AM

Original message

On my way out...temporarily...support the USPS workers

 Rallies all across the us today. I'd be there but family calls.

Poser! you're not really down for the struggle.
Title: Re: Nadin will be gone today
Post by: Duke Nukum on September 27, 2011, 05:33:41 PM
The smartest people on the planet can't figure out where the bread is in the grocery store on their own?
We rarely ever buy bread, but if I need it I can find it.
I have an iPhone app that detects bread for me so I never actually need to know where it is.
Title: Re: Nadin will be gone today
Post by: FlippyDoo on September 27, 2011, 05:54:53 PM
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nadinbrzezinski  (1000+ posts)        Tue Sep-27-11 02:43 AM

Response to Reply #6

7. That is the point

 I have been baking mine for so long that I know where they keep the ingredients, but not the bread.

Hubby will not bake, or cook for that matter and I won't be around for a while, So I had to FIND the dang bread aisle.

By the way, since I am allergic to the stuff, I have to be damn careful in the kitchen.

What if a disaster strikes will nadin is gone?
Title: Re: Nadin will be gone today
Post by: formerlurker on September 27, 2011, 06:01:50 PM
Wilderness. Forty days and forty nights.
Fasting.

I'm spotting a trend here!
It's a script!

 :rofl:  H5

I think she is taking a page from the Pam playbook -- watch for the testing/hospital stay/sickness to come next.
Title: Re: Nadin will be gone today
Post by: Evil_Conservative on September 27, 2011, 06:03:32 PM
Really?

I just saw my USPS guy.  He seemed like he was in a good mood.  I forgot to ask him if he was going to rally with Nadin.
Title: Re: Nadin will be gone today
Post by: Skul on September 27, 2011, 06:10:05 PM
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nadinbrzezinski  (1000+ posts)        Tue Sep-27-11 01:54 AM

Original message

Ok to get your minds off the serious things for a second

 Today I had to buy some bread... these days I can't eat it, and I bake my husband's... I had to ASK an employee where the hell they hid it? I did not remember where they kept it.
What a pack of lies.
Just fishing for compliments about her "green" nature.
I doubt she could boil water without burning it.
Title: Re: Nadin will be gone today
Post by: BEG on September 27, 2011, 07:25:52 PM
Liar, she knows where the bread is...right next to the powdered donuts.
Title: Re: Nadin will be gone today
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 27, 2011, 07:27:15 PM
She was looking for the Gravenstein bread.
Title: Re: Nadin will be gone today
Post by: Chris_ on September 27, 2011, 07:28:13 PM
Liar, she knows where the bread is...right next to the powdered donuts.
And the beer.
Title: Re: Nadin will be gone today
Post by: shadeaux on September 27, 2011, 08:34:08 PM
and the box wine   :rotf:
Title: Re: Nadin will be gone today
Post by: NHSparky on September 28, 2011, 02:08:22 PM
And the feminine hygiene products.

No wonder nadin doesn't know where the bread is located--looks like she's NEVER on that side of the store.
Title: Re: Nadin will be gone today
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 28, 2011, 02:25:15 PM
And the feminine hygiene products.

No wonder nadin doesn't know where the bread is located--looks like she's NEVER on that side of the store.
I think she was on that side buying canned milk while she and Sean Connery knowingly rolled their eyes at one another.

That was about three apocalypses ago