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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Chris_ on September 26, 2011, 11:38:52 AM
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Spat involving porn and golf club ends in bogey for Vero Beach man
A 23-year-old man on Sept. 19 told deputies his "female roommate" whacked him with a golf club, which the roommate apparently identified as a six iron.
"He said that they got into an argument over porn," the report states. "She told him to get away from her and he did not. She then grabbed a golf club and started beating him with it."
The 24-year-old woman appeared to be teed off and said she was leaving and not coming back.
TCPalm News (http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2011/09/spat-involving-porn-and-golf-club-ends-in-bogey-for-vero-beach-man.html)
Someone wound up in the rough. :-)
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TCPalm News (http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2011/09/spat-involving-porn-and-golf-club-ends-in-bogey-for-vero-beach-man.html)
Someone wound up in the rough. :-)
Must be a wife of golfer, we still do not know what kind of club Tiger Woods wife used to smash in the windows on his car.
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Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the word "3-wood". :-)
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She putt it where the sun don't shine.
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Hope she yelled fore before smacking those balls
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I wonder if he was trying for a "hole in one"?
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I wonder if he was trying for a "hole in one"?
You've got a fairway to go before you beat Euph's pun. :-)
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You've got a fairway to go before you beat Euph's pun. :-)
Get a grip!
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Get a grip!
That's a very feisty stance you're taking for a pun thread.
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I'm surprised she wasn't playing with his putter when this incident occurred.
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Get a grip!
You shanked that quip. That could tee off anybody.
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I guess he won't be getting anything to eat at the 19th hole.
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I'm surprised she wasn't playing with his putter when this incident occurred.
I'm not, I heard she had iron self control.
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I'm not, I heard she had iron self control.
She must be driving a wedge between them, though. It's best just to chip away at the problem.
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I've come to expect bad puns here, they're par for course.
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I've come to expect bad puns here, they're par for course.
Aw, on this thread, you're not much more than a bogey man.
You really should soar like an eagle instead of puttin' around with birdies. :-)
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Aw, on this thread, you're not much more than a bogey man.
You really should soar like an eagle instead of puttin' around with birdies. :-)
Oof! You deserve to have those puns hung round your neck like an albatross as an example to others.
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Oof! You deserve to have those puns hung round your neck like an albatross as an example to others.
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