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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on September 24, 2011, 02:16:26 PM

Title: green commode primitive gets a check
Post by: franksolich on September 24, 2011, 02:16:26 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1988741

Oh my.

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WCGreen  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-22-11 10:44 PM
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So we just got an $1,800 check from American Cool Air....

Have no idea why we got it...

It's a legitimate wholesaler of cooling products for places like Chicken Farms.

Should we cash it?

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petronius  (1000+ posts)      Thu Sep-22-11 10:45 PM
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1. Is it addressed to you specifically? Do you own a chicken farm?
 
But no, if it's a mistake you shouldn't cash it...

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Warpy  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-22-11 10:46 PM
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2. If it's not yours, don't cash it.

Chances are they'll catch the error soon enough, but I'd probably write "VOID" on the check and send it right back to them with a not telling them they issued it to you by mistake.

Trust me, it's easier in the long run.

Something tells me the seductress defrocked warped primitive would know this stuff, and why it's easier in the long run.

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WCGreen  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-22-11 11:59 PM
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13. It's made out to us, sent to us.....

Miffed...

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NYC_SKP   (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-22-11 10:53 PM
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3. My guess: It is a discount "check", basically a coupon disguised as a check.

Read the fine print front and back.

I'll bet it's only good toward an installation of a full central air and heating system.

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WCGreen  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-22-11 11:14 PM
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8. It's hand signed...

I can see the signature...

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Shagbark Hickory (1000+ posts)      Sat Sep-24-11 01:49 PM
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18. Printing is pretty good these days. Can make a fake signature look real.

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Selatius (1000+ posts)      Thu Sep-22-11 10:56 PM
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5. If it's not cash, don't deal with it. Strings are usually attached.

And even if it's cash, strings can still be attached. It could be some drug dealer's money, and you don't wanna mess around with money that belongs to people with guns.

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NNN0LHI  (1000+ posts)      Thu Sep-22-11 11:04 PM
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6. Is there any fine print on the back of the check near where you would sign?

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WCGreen  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-22-11 11:14 PM
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7. It came Fed Ex...

Nothing at all...

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Whisp  (1000+ posts)      Thu Sep-22-11 11:19 PM
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9. call them

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MadHound  (1000+ posts)      Thu Sep-22-11 11:20 PM
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10. I would check with the company first

If you cash it, and it's a mistake, you could still be liable.

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WCGreen  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-22-11 11:58 PM
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12. We are calling the company tomorrow...

We purchased a new AC unit this summer and it cost close to 3 grand but this is a commercial out fit...

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Marblehead  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-22-11 11:50 PM
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11. cash it and move to Paraguay..

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Noor524 (1 posts)      Sat Sep-24-11 12:17 PM
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14. Me too!

We got one too this morning via Fedex for $2500! The signature is digitally signed and the sender was M Moore in Atlanta, GA.

Very suspicious....

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LadyInAZ (113 posts)      Sat Sep-24-11 01:35 PM
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15. most likely a scam

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Bozita (1000+ posts)        Sat Sep-24-11 01:43 PM
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16. To avoid the feds, scammers usually do not use the USPS

Treat anything from UPS or Fedex with extreme caution.

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Shagbark Hickory (1000+ posts)      Sat Sep-24-11 01:47 PM
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17. If it's bogus and you deposit it, it just cost you $40 or whatever your bank charges for bounced checks.
Title: Re: green commode primitive gets a check
Post by: formerlurker on September 24, 2011, 02:24:04 PM
Yeah people get checks completely out of the blue every single day.   Moron.
Title: Re: green commode primitive gets a check
Post by: BattleHymn on September 24, 2011, 02:49:52 PM
Is "green commode primitive" a new term for the WCGreen primitive?  I don't remember seeing it before.  Dang, that is funny.  :-)
Title: Re: green commode primitive gets a check
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 24, 2011, 02:53:53 PM
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WCGreen  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-22-11 11:58 PM
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this is a commercial out fit...
Someone has been reading the secret diaries of nadin.
Title: Re: green commode primitive gets a check
Post by: franksolich on September 24, 2011, 03:03:10 PM
Is "green commode primitive" a new term for the WCGreen primitive?  I don't remember seeing it before.  Dang, that is funny.  :-)

I've used it for years, but you, sir, are the first one who noticed it.

<<does a lot of things that don't get noticed.
Title: Re: green commode primitive gets a check
Post by: BattleHymn on September 24, 2011, 03:15:16 PM
I've used it for years, but you, sir, are the first one who noticed it.

<<does a lot of things that don't get noticed.

Rush Limbaugh has a media tweak of the day, where he changes something minor in a story or some such thing, to watch the media run with the story tomorrow, with his tweak still intact in the story. 

You mentioned a couple weeks back that you have only a few times tweaked the words in a post you've modified something you've rowed back over from Skin's Island.  Have you ever considered maybe a change here and there every day, to tweak the primitives who visit our cozy cave?
Title: Re: green commode primitive gets a check
Post by: shadeaux on September 24, 2011, 03:18:50 PM
He paid way too much for his air unit.
Title: Re: green commode primitive gets a check
Post by: franksolich on September 24, 2011, 03:19:43 PM
You mentioned a couple weeks back that you have only a few times tweaked the words in a post you've modified something you've rowed back over from Skin's Island.  Have you ever considered maybe a change here and there every day, to tweak the primitives who visit our cozy cave?

It's only been three times that I've done that, in ten years.

The funniest one was when I changed "Fisher" to "Fister," at our old home.

But generally, it's hard to top a primitive when it comes to words.
Title: Re: green commode primitive gets a check
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 24, 2011, 04:26:28 PM
I used to get real checks from a company wanting to carry ads for my business.... in some off the wall magazine you never saw. The trick was that if you cashed the check that meant you had agreed to pay X-amount for the advertisements in the unknown magizine....trash canned all the checks.
Title: Re: green commode primitive gets a check
Post by: BattleHymn on September 24, 2011, 06:20:02 PM
I used to get real checks from a company wanting to carry ads for my business.... in some off the wall magazine you never saw. The trick was that if you cashed the check that meant you had agreed to pay X-amount for the advertisements in the unknown magizine....trash canned all the checks.

The DUmmies are used to getting checks in the mail for doing nothing.  They just happened to notice the payer this time was not US Treasury, paying out their Obama monies. 
Title: Re: green commode primitive gets a check
Post by: Freeper on September 24, 2011, 08:42:22 PM


<<does a lot of things that don't get noticed.

Are you new to CC? I don't believe I've seen you before.  :-) :tongue:
Title: Re: green commode primitive gets a check
Post by: franksolich on September 24, 2011, 08:44:10 PM
Are you new to CC? I don't believe I've seen you before.  :-) :tongue:

I try to keep a low profile.

The primitives stalk, you know.
Title: Re: green commode primitive gets a check
Post by: Freeper on September 24, 2011, 08:44:54 PM
I try to keep a low profile.

The primitives stalk, you know.

Don't feel bad I post lots of things that don't get noticed too.  :-)
Title: Re: green commode primitive gets a check
Post by: Evil_Conservative on September 25, 2011, 04:33:48 AM
DUmmies are so gullible and fall for anything.

Every six months or so, I receive these scam letters/checks in the mail.  The check is usually for $2,500-$4,500.  The letter says I won $100,000 or whatever dollars.  I am told to cash the check, wire $100 via Western Union to the company, and they will send my winnings. 

Those checks/letters get ripped up and thrown in my trash.  It's obviously a scam. 
Title: Re: green commode primitive gets a check
Post by: diesel driver on September 25, 2011, 08:00:31 AM
This is just too FUnnie!

Damned DUmmie (one of the mostest smartest people on the planet, just ask them) can't seem to comprehend that just because a check doesn't have "US Department of the Treasury" across the top doesn't mean it's a bad check.

Deposit the damned thing, wait 30 days.  If the money is still in your checking account, it's yours.

If you get charged for a service attached to the check, (that's why you read the "fine print") send the money back, call the company to raise hell and cancel whatthehellitwas you signed up for when you cashed the check.

Better yet, you send me your mailing address, I'll send you a check for $10,000.  All you have to do is cash the check, send me a money order for $2,500, and you can keep the rest.

DUH!   :loser:
Title: Re: green commode primitive gets a check
Post by: jukin on September 25, 2011, 11:10:13 AM
The DUche got an AC unit and not a heat pump?

OH MOTHER GIA!!!
Title: Re: green commode primitive gets a check
Post by: Texacon on September 25, 2011, 11:26:48 AM
He paid way too much for his air unit.


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WCGreen  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-22-11 11:58 PM
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12. We are calling the company tomorrow...

We purchased a new AC unit this summer and it cost close to 3 grand but this is a commercial out fit...


I was thinking the opposite shadeaux.  I put a new A/C in 3 years ago (entire unit inside and out) and it cost me close to $10k.  I wondered who his A/C people were.

Of course with the unit I have now ... when it is 110 outside I can put my thermostat on 68 and it will BE 68.  Before I replaced the unit if it was 110 out I MIGHT get it all the way down to 90 in the house and the A/C was running 24/7.

We're a lot more comfortable in the house in the summer and my electric bill has dropped about a $100/month.

KC