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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: zeitgeist on September 23, 2011, 01:07:34 PM
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My name be Eboneesha Hernandez, a African-Hispanic-American Girl who
jus got a award for bein the bess speler in class. I gots a 67% on the
spelin text and 30 points for being black, 5 points for not bringin
drugs to class, 5 points for not bringin guns to class, and 5 points for
not gettin pregnut during the cemester. It be hard to beat a score of
120%.
White dude sit nex to me is McGee from Jaxon Mizipy. He got a 94% on
the text but no extra points on acount of he have the same skin color as
the opressirs of 150 years ago. Granny ax me to thank all dimocrafts and
liberuls for suportin afermative axion. You be showin da way to true
eqwallity. I be gittin in medical skool nex an mabe I be yo doctor when
Barrac take over da healfcare in dis contry .
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The scary part of this? Snopes has it as "True."
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The scary part of this? Snopes has it as "True."
Why is it scary? This is normal for people from government schools, and many Blacks have their own version of our language.
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Why is it scary? This is normal for people from government schools, and many Blacks have their own version of our language.
Are some of you just now figuring that out?