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Title: Now that is a woman!
Post by: Gina on September 23, 2011, 06:47:44 AM
(http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/photos-of-the-day-sept-24/muscles.jpg)


 :panic:
Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: rich_t on September 23, 2011, 06:51:27 AM
yuck!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: Gina on September 23, 2011, 06:56:48 AM
her dates


(http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/extreme-bodybuilding/extreme-bodybuilding-4.jpg)

(http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/extreme-bodybuilding/extreme-bodybuilding-5.jpg)

(http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/extreme-bodybuilding/extreme_bodybuilder.jpg)
Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: Gina on September 23, 2011, 06:57:21 AM
^^^^ I think he just has two balls and no penis  :lmao:
Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: SherryBaby on September 23, 2011, 08:51:14 AM
OMG!!!  I can't unsee it!!   :runaway:

Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: Gina on September 23, 2011, 09:03:31 AM
OMG!!!  I can't unsee it!!   :runaway:



HERE

(http://newsbird.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/mo-bathing-suit.jpg)
Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: Texacon on September 23, 2011, 09:15:25 AM
All the body builders ^^^^ there have to be on some type of government assistance program.  There is no other explanation for having the kind of time it would take to disfigure yourself like that.

KC
Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: Eupher on September 23, 2011, 10:02:32 AM
The shit looks photoshopped to me.
Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: Celtic Rose on September 23, 2011, 10:12:11 AM
Okay, maybe I won't complain anymore about my legs being too muscular, they look awesome compared to that  :rotf:
Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: Wineslob on September 23, 2011, 10:18:08 AM
Okay, maybe I won't complain anymore about my legs being too muscular, they look awesome compared to that  :rotf:





 :picsneeded:











Hey, I had to do something to save this train wreck.
Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: vesta111 on September 23, 2011, 10:40:27 AM
The shit looks photoshopped to me.

Not photo shopped just years of body modification without surgery for the most part.

Everyone in some way or another modifies their body from breast in plants, liposuction, face lifts and chin in plants.

Ancient practice Tattoes, bones in the nose and plates in the bottom lip, cannot forget the Thai woman that stretch their necks with metal rings.

Walk into a gym and watch all the people that get off altering their body with weight lifting and the men and woman trying to loose weight. All is body modifying, make them more flexable, more stronger, we all do it.

The Photos we saw are people flexing for the camera, when at ease and clothed they look just like normal people.

Check out old Arnie Who ever, ex husband to  a Kennedy, in a suit he is just a big man, but the former Governor of Cal. half naked  has stuff that is impossible for most men to achieve.


Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: Eupher on September 23, 2011, 10:44:03 AM
Not photo shopped just years of body modification without surgery for the most part.

Everyone in some way or another modifies their body from breast in plants, liposuction, face lifts and chin in plants.

Ancient practice Tattoes, bones in the nose and plates in the bottom lip, cannot forget the Thai woman that stretch their necks with metal rings.

Walk into a gym and watch all the people that get off altering their body with weight lifting and the men and woman trying to loose weight. All is body modifying, make them more flexable, more stronger, we all do it.

The Photos we saw are people flexing for the camera, when at ease and clothed they look just like normal people.

Check out old Arnie Who ever, ex husband to  a Kennedy, in a suit he is just a big man, but the former Governor of Cal. half naked  has stuff that is impossible for most men to achieve.




Damn, vesta, I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have you to tell me the obvious. "Years of body modification without surgery for the most part"?  :rotf:  :lmao:

Yeah. Righty-O.
Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: Gina on September 23, 2011, 10:48:04 AM
ok vesta

(http://cr4.globalspec.com/PostImages/200808/ArnoldSchwarzenegger_1_B2460F8F-0C2D-3468-6E83426F8DBDFCE7.jpg)

Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: Celtic Rose on September 23, 2011, 10:51:53 AM
Not photo shopped just years of body modification without surgery for the most part.

Everyone in some way or another modifies their body from breast in plants, liposuction, face lifts and chin in plants.

Ancient practice Tattoes, bones in the nose and plates in the bottom lip, cannot forget the Thai woman that stretch their necks with metal rings.

Walk into a gym and watch all the people that get off altering their body with weight lifting and the men and woman trying to loose weight. All is body modifying, make them more flexable, more stronger, we all do it.

The Photos we saw are people flexing for the camera, when at ease and clothed they look just like normal people.

Check out old Arnie Who ever, ex husband to  a Kennedy, in a suit he is just a big man, but the former Governor of Cal. half naked  has stuff that is impossible for most men to achieve.




I'll bet you anything that her breasts are 100% fake,  and she has likely downed so many steroids that her voice sounds like Barry White.
Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: vesta111 on September 23, 2011, 11:17:10 AM
ok vesta

(http://cr4.globalspec.com/PostImages/200808/ArnoldSchwarzenegger_1_B2460F8F-0C2D-3468-6E83426F8DBDFCE7.jpg)



WTF happend to him, this cannot be our Arnie, please tell me this is not him in real time. :bawl: :bawl:

Oh Gina this reminds me of a woman that came into a nursing home I worked at that had breast implants when they first came on the market.    This poor woman was now into old timers disease and had no idea where she was, all bent over in the wheel chair.

We got her to her room and changing her clothing could not help but to notice her wasted body with these glorious boobs that stuck straight our like missile tubes  in the desert.  Darn the only part of her body that had no wrinkles and did not sag.

This lady had, had quite a life, much more interesting then most of us have. She had forgotten most of it but died in dignity and grace.

Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: Texacon on September 23, 2011, 11:28:46 AM
WTF happend to him, this cannot be our Arnie, please tell me this is not him in real time. :bawl: :bawl:

Oh Gina this reminds me of a woman that came into a nursing home I worked at that had breast implants when they first came on the market.    This poor woman was now into old timers disease and had no idea where she was, all bent over in the wheel chair.

We got her to her room and changing her clothing could not help but to notice her wasted body with these glorious boobs that stuck straight our like missile tubes  in the desert.  Darn the only part of her body that had no wrinkles and did not sag.

This lady had, had quite a life, much more interesting then most of us have. She had forgotten most of it but died in dignity and grace.



 :lmao:

^5 Vesta.

KC
Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: mark1 on September 23, 2011, 02:40:17 PM
(http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/photos-of-the-day-sept-24/muscles.jpg)

It is not physically possible for a woman to look like this without copious amounts of anabolic steroids (in addition to hard work in the gym). She simply doesn't have the testosterone naturally to accomplish this.

(http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/extreme-bodybuilding/extreme_bodybuilder.jpg)

(http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/extreme-bodybuilding/extreme-bodybuilding-5.jpg)

(http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/extreme-bodybuilding/extreme-bodybuilding-4.jpg)

Ive seen these pics on other forums, and am pretty sure that they are photo-chopped.

(http://cr4.globalspec.com/PostImages/200808/ArnoldSchwarzenegger_1_B2460F8F-0C2D-3468-6E83426F8DBDFCE7.jpg)
 
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WTF happend to him, this cannot be our Arnie, please tell me this is not him in real time.
 

Age, heart surgery, and a sedentary lifestyle are what happened to him. Fitness in not guaranteed for life, you have to keep earning it.
Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: Gina on September 23, 2011, 02:54:05 PM
^^  hell if I know but that is some good photoshopping then
Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: CG6468 on September 23, 2011, 03:10:06 PM
U  G  L  Y
Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: jtyangel on September 23, 2011, 03:32:22 PM

  
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Age, heart surgery, and a sedentary lifestyle are what happened to him. Fitness in not guaranteed for life, you have to keep earning it.


Hi5!

Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: Evil_Conservative on September 24, 2011, 03:14:13 AM
This whole thread is gross.  I like people who are fit, but the people pictured have muscles on their muscles.  A flat stomach with some abs looks good.  Keep it at that.
Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: longview on September 24, 2011, 08:18:05 AM
I have  brother that is into body building.  In his forties and still works out 5 or 6 days a week.  But age has taken it's toll.

He and some friends were having a party on a beach in Florida.  Some college girls wandered in to see, well, to see what college girls look for.  One of them said to brother, "Wow.  I bet you were in really good shape when you were younger." 

Oh, the burn!   :rotf:
Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: Eupher on September 24, 2011, 02:55:45 PM
I had a good friend tell me once that at a certain age, men become invisible to girls -- and by "girls" I mean those empty-headed chicks who haven't a clue about anything except how many texts they send each month.

For me, I think that age hit at about 38.  :rotf:
Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: debk on September 26, 2011, 08:35:08 AM
I had a good friend tell me once that at a certain age, men become invisible to girls -- and by "girls" I mean those empty-headed chicks who haven't a clue about anything except how many texts they send each month.

For me, I think that age hit at about 38.  :rotf:



Awwww, Euph.....I think you are a cutie-pie!!


But then again.....I'm much older than you.


























 :rofl:
Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: Eupher on September 26, 2011, 08:46:38 AM


Awwww, Euph.....I think you are a cutie-pie!!


But then again.....I'm much older than you.

 :rofl:

The gap tightens after 35, and men "catch up" with women in the maturity department (finally -- jeezus, it's about freakin' TIME!  :rotf: ), so apart from some generational issues (meaning 15+ years between them), there ain't a helluva lot of difference in 5 years.

Mrs E will be 60 in December and I'll be 55 in a few days and we don't have any issues in that department.

So put your Cougar hat on and have some fun! (But don't let M know I said it's okay....)  :lmao:
Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: Gina on September 26, 2011, 08:53:37 AM
I have ALWAYS dated older men.  Hubby is 8 yrs 4 days older  :panic:
Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: Rebel on September 26, 2011, 09:05:10 AM
(http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/extreme-bodybuilding/extreme_bodybuilder.jpg)

That's Lance Armstrong. ....photoshopped.
Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: Gina on September 26, 2011, 09:08:30 AM
That doesn't look like his face
Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: Eupher on September 26, 2011, 10:43:32 AM
That doesn't look like his face

Aw, go ahead and admit it, Gina.  :rotf:

He had testicular cancer, so you were checkin' out his balls!  :lmao: No time to look at his "face"!
Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: FreeBorn on September 26, 2011, 11:01:19 AM
(http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/photos-of-the-day-sept-24/muscles.jpg)

She might be a freak but a woman like that could have some practical uses and worth keeping around...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_mgEQf3Uvc[/youtube]
Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: Randy on September 28, 2011, 04:52:48 PM
F  U  G  L  Y

Fixt
Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: Wineslob on September 29, 2011, 10:32:46 AM
I have ALWAYS dated older men.  Hubby is 8 yrs 4 days older  :panic:

My wife is just like you.  I enjoy every minute of it.      :-)
Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: Gina on September 29, 2011, 10:34:38 AM
My wife is just like you.  I enjoy every minute of it.      :-)

YOU are a lucky man! 
Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 29, 2011, 11:41:43 AM
...but does she do "beagle exercises"? :-)
Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: Gina on September 29, 2011, 11:51:14 AM
...but does she do "beagle exercises"? :-)

I do the bird dog pose but I learned that in physical therapy recently  :naughty:
Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: Wineslob on September 29, 2011, 04:34:27 PM
YOU are a lucky man! 

Yuppers, she, like you, is just over 8 years my juinor. Like I tell her, she'll always be my MILF.  I may be dumb, but I ain't stoopid.    :lmao:
Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: debk on September 29, 2011, 04:37:09 PM
Yuppers, she, like you, is just over 8 years my juinor. Like I tell her, she'll always be my MILF.  I may be dumb, but I ain't stoopid.    :lmao:


Intelligent men are sooooo sexy!!!!  :-*
Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: Ronin on September 30, 2011, 04:02:58 AM
(http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/photos-of-the-day-sept-24/muscles.jpg)


 :panic:

I'm gonna have nightmares tonight....
Title: Re: Now that is a woman!
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 30, 2011, 06:08:33 AM
My wife is 15 years younger than me. She will always be a sweet young thang to me...well...occasionally she's just a young thang... :-)