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Title: Skinner had another kid
Post by: thundley4 on September 20, 2011, 11:49:46 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1971023

Not one DUmmie complains about over population or asks why the mrs. didn't have an abortion.  Bunch of hypocrites .
Title: Re: Skinner had another kid
Post by: Doubleplusungood on September 21, 2011, 04:16:39 AM
This is a very important DUmmy question for Skinner:

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Title: Re: Skinner had another kid
Post by: Gina on September 21, 2011, 05:14:32 AM
Even though the parent's are idiots, that baby IS CUTE!  I love me some baby!   Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh my ovaries are pinging!   :drool:
Title: Re: Skinner had another kid
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 21, 2011, 05:31:00 AM
Even though the parent's are idiots, that baby IS CUTE!  I love me some baby!   Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh my ovaries are pinging!   :drool:

Must . . . resist . . . urge . . . to . . . volunteercomment! :naughty:
Title: Re: Skinner had another kid
Post by: miskie on September 21, 2011, 05:33:40 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1971023

Not one DUmmie complains about over population or asks why the mrs. didn't have an abortion.  Bunch of hypocrites .

Well, one does come close, and does so as politely as possible (for a primitive)..

Quote from: HopeHoops
HopeHoops  (1000+ posts)        Tue Sep-20-11 12:17 PM
 Response to Original message
6. Dude, congrats, but it IS time to talk about the BIG V.
   It's just 15 minutes of being a baby on a table and then two weeks of getting stitches caught on EVERYTHING (including your wife's hair).

On the PLUS side, you have to provide a semen sample two weeks later and your wife can assist with the effort.

Then it is bareback forever heaven!!!!!

This line struck me as a bit odd - "two weeks of getting stitches caught on EVERYTHING (including your wife's hair)." -- Really ? What does this primitive do ? Slap people around with his schlong like a gay version of The Three Stooges ? Enjoys frequent 'Aural' sex ? Is married to Sasquatch ? Carries a lump of other people's hair in his pants ?
Title: Re: Skinner had another kid
Post by: franksolich on September 21, 2011, 07:31:49 AM
Well, well, well.

Congratulations to my fellow alum Skins!
Title: Re: Skinner had another kid
Post by: micmac on September 21, 2011, 07:42:06 AM
Well, it's probably not really Skin's baby. 
Title: Re: Skinner had another kid
Post by: Karin on September 21, 2011, 07:47:37 AM
Yeah, that post by HopeHoops was very, very odd.  I don't even want to touch it.  Leaving aside the strangeness that I'm not going to ponder; it is extremely rude to make such personal comments to anybody, let alone one who just had a new baby.  Miss Manners would need smelling salts. 

Many congratulations to Skinner, and hope mother and baby are doing well. 
Title: Re: Skinner had another kid
Post by: Ballygrl on September 21, 2011, 08:02:28 AM
Congrats to Skinner and his family, what an adorable baby.
Title: Re: Skinner had another kid
Post by: MoshMasterD on September 21, 2011, 08:21:35 AM
I hope this kid rebels.
Title: Re: Skinner had another kid
Post by: Celtic Rose on September 21, 2011, 08:36:05 AM
Congratulations to Skinner and his wife.  He is a cutie. 
Title: Re: Skinner had another kid
Post by: VivisMom on September 21, 2011, 08:43:27 AM
Quote
HopeHoops  (1000+ posts)        Tue Sep-20-11 12:17 PM
 Response to Original message
6. Dude, congrats, but it IS time to talk about the BIG V.
   It's just 15 minutes of being a baby on a table and then two weeks of getting stitches caught on EVERYTHING (including your wife's hair).

On the PLUS side, you have to provide a semen sample two weeks later and your wife can assist with the effort.

Then it is bareback forever heaven!!!!!

I'm surprised it took someone that long to say something. Usually when a couple has more than two kids, you get all of the nasty comments about 'so you're done, right?' Um, no. Some of us want larger families.

It's even worse when you have two kids of the same gender...I get a ton of comments about 'one last try for that boy for your husband!' because you know, my two girls aren't good enough. Or maybe I want a boy and my husband doesn't care?
Title: Re: Skinner had another kid
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 21, 2011, 08:56:31 AM
Congrats to $kimmer and his family.

May your child be healthy and happy, and grow up to be a conservative.
Title: Re: Skinner had another kid
Post by: seahorse513 on September 21, 2011, 09:04:42 AM
Congrats to Skinner and his family!!
Title: Re: Skinner had another kid
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on September 21, 2011, 09:55:04 AM
Congrats to the family.
Title: Re: Skinner had another kid
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 21, 2011, 10:36:58 AM
I hope this kid rebels.

Yeah.  Future "Young Republican."

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Skinner had another kid
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 21, 2011, 10:56:39 AM
Yeah.  Future "Young Republican."

Who will marry one of Palin's granddaughters.
Title: Re: Skinner had another kid
Post by: whiffleball on September 21, 2011, 11:39:05 AM
That's nice.  Fund raiser for Pampers up next?
Title: Re: Skinner had another kid
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 21, 2011, 12:08:47 PM
Baby sewer rats are cute when they're little.
Title: Re: Skinner had another kid
Post by: formerlurker on September 21, 2011, 12:35:40 PM
He is a cutie pie.   7 lbs 9 oz 5 weeks early?  his poor wife.

Title: Re: Skinner had another kid
Post by: Gina on September 21, 2011, 12:46:50 PM
He is a cutie pie.   7 lbs 9 oz 5 weeks early?  his poor wife.



I know!!!  mine were 4lbs (31wks), 5lbs(35wks), and 6lbs(37wks) and all cut out of my belly.  Dear Lord that would have been a big baby to come out of her hooha!!
Title: Re: Skinner had another kid
Post by: Karin on September 21, 2011, 01:07:16 PM
Says he has three boys.  One of them is bound to be a little Alex P. Keaton, make his dad apoplectic.  And ask some pointed questions.  "What's all this national debt I've got to pay for, dad?  Why did it skyrocket in 2009?   And keep skyrocketing?" 
Title: Re: Skinner had another kid
Post by: Gina on September 21, 2011, 01:08:14 PM
Says he has three boys.  One of them is bound to be a little Alex P. Keaton, make his dad apoplectic.  And ask some pointed questions.  "What's all this national debt I've got to pay for, dad?  Why did it skyrocket in 2009?   And keep skyrocketing?" 

"Why?  well son, I had my head up my ass and hope in my pocket"  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Skinner had another kid
Post by: RWKindaGuy on September 21, 2011, 01:51:24 PM
Congrats to $kimmer and his family.

May your child be healthy and happy, and grow up to be a conservative.

Ditto
Title: Re: Skinner had another kid
Post by: cmypay on September 21, 2011, 02:26:33 PM
I know!!!  mine were 4lbs (31wks), 5lbs(35wks), and 6lbs(37wks) and all cut out of my belly.  Dear Lord that would have been a big baby to come out of her hooha!!

My third baby was born at 36 weeks and was 7lbs 14oz. I thought the dr had just miscalculated the due date except that he exhibited many preemie traits, other than his weight. Thankfully, born via c-section. He weighed in at 12lbs 4oz on his due date. Then I was pretty thankful he was early.
Title: Re: Skinner had another kid
Post by: Gina on September 21, 2011, 02:36:22 PM
My third baby was born at 36 weeks and was 7lbs 14oz. I thought the dr had just miscalculated the due date except that he exhibited many preemie traits, other than his weight. Thankfully, born via c-section. He weighed in at 12lbs 4oz on his due date. Then I was pretty thankful he was early.

wow!  serious poundage at that gestation!
Title: Re: Skinner had another kid
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 21, 2011, 04:53:41 PM
Congrats to $kimmer and his family.

May your child be healthy and happy, and grow up to be a conservative.

H5, because you posted exactly what I was thinking.
Title: Re: Skinner had another kid
Post by: Duke Nukum on September 21, 2011, 05:22:28 PM
I could say, "you're so selfish, Skins!" but who knows? Maybe one of his offspring will come up with the cure for liberalism.
Title: Re: Skinner had another kid
Post by: delilahmused on September 21, 2011, 06:33:38 PM
Oh Skinner congrats to you and your wife! And Lucas and Jack too! Hope they all grow up happy and healthy!

Cindie
Title: Re: Skinner had another kid
Post by: AprilRazz on September 21, 2011, 06:55:35 PM
Quote
HopeHoops  (1000+ posts)        Tue Sep-20-11 12:17 PM
 Response to Original message
6. Dude, congrats, but it IS time to talk about the BIG V.
   It's just 15 minutes of being a baby on a table and then two weeks of getting stitches caught on EVERYTHING (including your wife's hair).

On the PLUS side, you have to provide a semen sample two weeks later and your wife can assist with the effort.

Then it is bareback forever heaven!!!!!
What big V are you talking about DUmmy? Vaginoplasty?

Congrats to the skinner family on your beautiful baby boy.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Skinner had another kid
Post by: franksolich on September 23, 2011, 07:54:25 AM
I was over at Skins's island very early this morning.

The primitives have been ripping Lord Marblehead EarlG to shreds, causing him all sorts of problems, walking all over him, treating him shabbily.

Lord Marblehead's of course my fellow alum Skins's stand-in when Skins can't be around.

Probably Skins should cut his paternity leave short, and get back to Skins's island to whip the primitives back into shape.

Title: Re: Skinner had another kid
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on September 23, 2011, 08:36:47 AM
Skins has a penis? :o :-)