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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: thundley4 on September 20, 2011, 11:49:46 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1971023
Not one DUmmie complains about over population or asks why the mrs. didn't have an abortion. Bunch of hypocrites .
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This is a very important DUmmy question for Skinner:
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Even though the parent's are idiots, that baby IS CUTE! I love me some baby! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh my ovaries are pinging! :drool:
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Even though the parent's are idiots, that baby IS CUTE! I love me some baby! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh my ovaries are pinging! :drool:
Must . . . resist . . . urge . . . to . . . volunteercomment! :naughty:
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1971023
Not one DUmmie complains about over population or asks why the mrs. didn't have an abortion. Bunch of hypocrites .
Well, one does come close, and does so as politely as possible (for a primitive)..
HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Tue Sep-20-11 12:17 PM
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6. Dude, congrats, but it IS time to talk about the BIG V.
It's just 15 minutes of being a baby on a table and then two weeks of getting stitches caught on EVERYTHING (including your wife's hair).
On the PLUS side, you have to provide a semen sample two weeks later and your wife can assist with the effort.
Then it is bareback forever heaven!!!!!
This line struck me as a bit odd - "two weeks of getting stitches caught on EVERYTHING (including your wife's hair)." -- Really ? What does this primitive do ? Slap people around with his schlong like a gay version of The Three Stooges ? Enjoys frequent 'Aural' sex ? Is married to Sasquatch ? Carries a lump of other people's hair in his pants ?
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Well, well, well.
Congratulations to my fellow alum Skins!
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Well, it's probably not really Skin's baby.
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Yeah, that post by HopeHoops was very, very odd. I don't even want to touch it. Leaving aside the strangeness that I'm not going to ponder; it is extremely rude to make such personal comments to anybody, let alone one who just had a new baby. Miss Manners would need smelling salts.
Many congratulations to Skinner, and hope mother and baby are doing well.
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Congrats to Skinner and his family, what an adorable baby.
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I hope this kid rebels.
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Congratulations to Skinner and his wife. He is a cutie.
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Tue Sep-20-11 12:17 PM
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6. Dude, congrats, but it IS time to talk about the BIG V.
It's just 15 minutes of being a baby on a table and then two weeks of getting stitches caught on EVERYTHING (including your wife's hair).
On the PLUS side, you have to provide a semen sample two weeks later and your wife can assist with the effort.
Then it is bareback forever heaven!!!!!
I'm surprised it took someone that long to say something. Usually when a couple has more than two kids, you get all of the nasty comments about 'so you're done, right?' Um, no. Some of us want larger families.
It's even worse when you have two kids of the same gender...I get a ton of comments about 'one last try for that boy for your husband!' because you know, my two girls aren't good enough. Or maybe I want a boy and my husband doesn't care?
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Congrats to $kimmer and his family.
May your child be healthy and happy, and grow up to be a conservative.
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Congrats to Skinner and his family!!
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Congrats to the family.
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I hope this kid rebels.
Yeah. Future "Young Republican."
:cheersmate:
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Yeah. Future "Young Republican."
Who will marry one of Palin's granddaughters.
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That's nice. Fund raiser for Pampers up next?
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Baby sewer rats are cute when they're little.
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He is a cutie pie. 7 lbs 9 oz 5 weeks early? his poor wife.
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He is a cutie pie. 7 lbs 9 oz 5 weeks early? his poor wife.
I know!!! mine were 4lbs (31wks), 5lbs(35wks), and 6lbs(37wks) and all cut out of my belly. Dear Lord that would have been a big baby to come out of her hooha!!
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Says he has three boys. One of them is bound to be a little Alex P. Keaton, make his dad apoplectic. And ask some pointed questions. "What's all this national debt I've got to pay for, dad? Why did it skyrocket in 2009? And keep skyrocketing?"
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Says he has three boys. One of them is bound to be a little Alex P. Keaton, make his dad apoplectic. And ask some pointed questions. "What's all this national debt I've got to pay for, dad? Why did it skyrocket in 2009? And keep skyrocketing?"
"Why? well son, I had my head up my ass and hope in my pocket" :cheersmate:
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Congrats to $kimmer and his family.
May your child be healthy and happy, and grow up to be a conservative.
Ditto
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I know!!! mine were 4lbs (31wks), 5lbs(35wks), and 6lbs(37wks) and all cut out of my belly. Dear Lord that would have been a big baby to come out of her hooha!!
My third baby was born at 36 weeks and was 7lbs 14oz. I thought the dr had just miscalculated the due date except that he exhibited many preemie traits, other than his weight. Thankfully, born via c-section. He weighed in at 12lbs 4oz on his due date. Then I was pretty thankful he was early.
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My third baby was born at 36 weeks and was 7lbs 14oz. I thought the dr had just miscalculated the due date except that he exhibited many preemie traits, other than his weight. Thankfully, born via c-section. He weighed in at 12lbs 4oz on his due date. Then I was pretty thankful he was early.
wow! serious poundage at that gestation!
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Congrats to $kimmer and his family.
May your child be healthy and happy, and grow up to be a conservative.
H5, because you posted exactly what I was thinking.
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I could say, "you're so selfish, Skins!" but who knows? Maybe one of his offspring will come up with the cure for liberalism.
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Oh Skinner congrats to you and your wife! And Lucas and Jack too! Hope they all grow up happy and healthy!
Cindie
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Tue Sep-20-11 12:17 PM
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6. Dude, congrats, but it IS time to talk about the BIG V.
It's just 15 minutes of being a baby on a table and then two weeks of getting stitches caught on EVERYTHING (including your wife's hair).
On the PLUS side, you have to provide a semen sample two weeks later and your wife can assist with the effort.
Then it is bareback forever heaven!!!!!
What big V are you talking about DUmmy? Vaginoplasty?
Congrats to the skinner family on your beautiful baby boy. :cheersmate:
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I was over at Skins's island very early this morning.
The primitives have been ripping Lord Marblehead EarlG to shreds, causing him all sorts of problems, walking all over him, treating him shabbily.
Lord Marblehead's of course my fellow alum Skins's stand-in when Skins can't be around.
Probably Skins should cut his paternity leave short, and get back to Skins's island to whip the primitives back into shape.
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Skins has a penis? :o :-)