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Title: Bugs ... are our Friends
Post by: Rick on September 16, 2011, 07:10:46 PM
Met this sweet thing this morning. She nibbled my ear, ruffled my hair, but, it just is not going to work.

I am 60 years her senior and happily married.


(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f299/RangerRick2/IMG00216.jpg)

(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f299/RangerRick2/IMG00217.jpg)


UPDATE: Praying Mantes eat their mates.
Lol got to admire her ambitions.

Title: Re: Bugs ... are our Friends
Post by: Chris_ on September 16, 2011, 07:11:49 PM
Interesting.

The only thing I saw this week was another long-leg spider.
Title: Re: Bugs ... are our Friends
Post by: Boudicca on September 16, 2011, 07:19:24 PM
Interesting.

The only thing I saw this week was another long-leg spider.

How many legs did this spider have? :jerkit:

Now, granted the smilie I used is referred to as the jerkit, but...I merely intended to employ an icon denoting speculative interest in the question.  Is it MY fault CC is defective? :ohnoes:

 :tongue: :rotf:
AHEM  :-) :naughty: :-)
Title: Re: Bugs ... are our Friends
Post by: Chris_ on September 16, 2011, 07:22:28 PM
I dunno, it was crawling across someone's desk the other day. :yawn:

This stupid cat does a decent job of killing and eating whatever bugs show up here.
Title: Re: Bugs ... are our Friends
Post by: FreeBorn on September 16, 2011, 07:29:13 PM
Aw, now she's all disappointed Rick. You know she was so looking forward to eating your head right off your shoulders after the honeymoon!
Title: Re: Bugs ... are our Friends
Post by: Boudicca on September 16, 2011, 07:31:48 PM
Aw, now she's all disappointed Rick. You know she was so looking forward to eating your head right off your shoulders after the honeymoon!

How do you know this was a Democratic female?
Title: Re: Bugs ... are our Friends
Post by: Chris_ on September 16, 2011, 07:32:50 PM
How do you know this was a Democratic female?
She expected the victim to do all the work? :p
Title: Re: Bugs ... are our Friends
Post by: Boudicca on September 16, 2011, 07:39:34 PM
She expected the victim to do all the work? :p

That, and afterwards she intends to suck the lifeblood from his tired veins. :whistling:
Title: Re: Bugs ... are our Friends
Post by: Rick on September 16, 2011, 10:11:37 PM
Boy, you guys are harsh. She is sweet, but we are just going to be friends.
Title: Re: Bugs ... are our Friends
Post by: longview on September 16, 2011, 10:39:56 PM
I dunno, it was crawling across someone's desk the other day. :yawn:

This stupid cat does a decent job of killing and eating whatever bugs show up here.

Lucky duck.  One of my kids left a cat when she went off to college.  The only way I know it's spotted a bug is because she stops, stares, and then runs like heck away from it. 

The only thing she's good for is making me vacuum and mop more than I otherwise would.
Title: Re: Bugs ... are our Friends
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 17, 2011, 04:46:44 PM
I'm willing to accept bugs as friends as long as they stay outside my house. If I catch them inside, I turn all homicidal and kill them.

I guess that latter part might keep me from making bug friends.

and on second thought...outside I really don't want them touching me or I turn homicidal and kill them.

I've killed bugs for my gal friends too.

and crickets. hate the chirping little ********! If the sing in my house, I hunt them down, and I turn homicidal and kill them.

OK, I guess this who diversity thing isn't working out. No Bug friends for me.
Title: Re: Bugs ... are our Friends
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 17, 2011, 10:03:57 PM
OK, so I killed this thread.

But the bottom line is: I'm a serial bug killer.
Title: Re: Bugs ... are our Friends
Post by: BEG on September 17, 2011, 10:10:11 PM
Look what my husband found in our new house last week.

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/5888bd33.png)
Title: Re: Bugs ... are our Friends
Post by: thundley4 on September 17, 2011, 10:13:13 PM
Look what my husband found in our new house last week.

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/5888bd33.png)

That's got pretty colors.
Title: Re: Bugs ... are our Friends
Post by: BEG on September 17, 2011, 10:18:42 PM
That's got pretty colors.

Once I screamed like people do in the movies (like in old cartoons when a woman would see a mouse) when our miniature schnauzer brought in a freshly killed rat and dropped it on the dining room floor. I called my husband and made him come home from work to get rid of it. I would do it again if I found that scorpion in my house.