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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: Thor on April 28, 2008, 10:03:23 PM

Title: Marines Vs Sailors
Post by: Thor on April 28, 2008, 10:03:23 PM

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A Marine and a Sailor were sitting in a Starbucks discussing which is the
superior service. The Marine mentioned Iwo Jima; the sailor Midway. The
Marine recited Tun Tavern; the sailor, John Paul Jones. Finally in an
attempt to master the situation the Marine puffed out his chest and said
"we invented sex"  After a very short interval the sailor said "That may be
true, but it was the Sailors who introduced it to women."

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Title: Re: Marines Vs Sailors
Post by: jtyangel on April 29, 2008, 05:21:42 AM

This will not end good. :-)

Title: Re: Marines Vs Sailors
Post by: Rebel Yell on April 29, 2008, 08:16:55 AM

Quote from: Thor on April 28, 2008, 10:03:23 PM

:fuelfire:
 
A Marine and a Sailor were sitting in a Starbucks discussing which is the
superior service. The Marine mentioned Iwo Jima; the sailor Midway. The
Marine recited Tun Tavern; the sailor, John Paul Jones. Finally in an
attempt to master the situation the Marine puffed out his chest and said
"we invented sex"  After a very short interval the sailor said "That may be
true, but it was the Sailors who introduced it to women."

 :fuelfire:

As a former sailor, Aye Aye!!! and H5