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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: ScubaGuy on September 15, 2011, 04:45:21 PM
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She's so crazy even the DUmmies don't respond.
Another crazy UP rant. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1946705)
undergroundpanther Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Sep-15-11 05:06 PM
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American exceptionalism for Who ?
Edited on Thu Sep-15-11 05:22 PM by undergroundpanther
People who say America is the best, number one, never ask for WHOM this country is great.
So I hate it when I answer the offensively stupid, with NO,America is not the greatest country, in fact it sucks here,the corporations run wild and ruin resources held in commons. The Political system is corrupted ,and we live under a kakistocracy mixed with corporate fascism here,the people have suffered insane levels of abuse,and I'd rather live in a country that isn't so corrupt.a country that has a good transportation structure,puts rules on corporations,and has the humane kind of culture that gives a shit about their people,and values everyone even if they're different.A more Egalitarian culture.
And the ignorant asshole says why don't you leave,and go there than?
I tell them the truth. Truth is I am constantly scared disability and the social safety net is being shredded by republicans ,my options swindle,I WANT OUT, but I CAN'T leave this hellhole. Don't have enough money to afford 300 bucks to get a passport,can't afford the plane trip there,and how long and how much would it cost to be a citizen there? Can I ever gather enough on 700 bucks a month?I tell the person yammering about how great this country is listing the barriers to getting out of the country as a person on disability.
The reply I get is pure smugness.Or they tell me to go move to Iraq .
I say,Iraq is no good because our country's pillaging,torturing and destroying the middle east hate this country years of American bullying has made it so I cant move there,they hate Americans and rightly so... I'd rather go to Egypt.So countries are worse than here some are better. I want to move where it's better.
So after such a arrogant response, I want to punch the living shit out of them.But I can't do it,I do not have a get out of jail free card.
American Exceptionalism means to me that anything is legal under the stupid profit imperative.Zero Sum bullshit. American Exceptional-ism means one class is exceptional compared to the others so these rich and sociopath get exempted from paying tax in any significant amounts ,no requirement to care for others even their own family members welfare,or about anything else they are always exempted from consequences of their actions,and they get trillion dollar give-aways,a get out of jail free card that never expires.And are NEVER obligated to any contract they can get away with breaking instead of jail they get golden parachutes..
The unexceptional Americans (Most of US)are the minorities,sick,poor,disabled or anyone else who make minimum wage or less .WE pay for our mistakes and we pay for the corporations **** ups. WE,the non-chosen by the republican god,un-blessed by the republican fundie god, We of lower of status,lacking political powers,not wealthy,or 'saved' are in a different class.We to suffer and pay for the consequences the"exceptional ones"deeds,destructive antics,whims,stupid ideas like (trickle down economics and 'free trade')and,morally bankrupted shallow greed glorifying "philosophies"(like Leo Strauss Ayn Rand or prosperity gospel)that these upper class assholes fancy to impose on us. We pay for their corporate crimes,their enviromental disasters,we take their minimum tested drugs,eat their genetic twisted,pesticide loaded slave picked food,We live struggling with paychecks that barely last until we get paid again,just to pay the rich MOAR!!
go or recent
We pay bills for cables,satellites, power lines etc.Things put here that the lower waged taxpayers paid for via corporate welfa but corporations claim they own And WE pay to keep the wall street casino open.. for those few who people connected powers from networking in various excluding sub cliques like the country clubs,right wing rabble,white racists,corporate,military,political,industrial,mega-church classes. We get to pay taxes to support the rich people's lavis h lifestyles.We get no trillion dollar give-aways, no tax breaks,no golden parachutes,no health care,and no get out of jail card that never expires.
America is stratified by classes and everyone denies it. Most of us live in corporate run fascist state that is democratic in name only. It is abusive to us,inhuman,and impossible to live via politics and law.Twisting laws appointing cronies.Due to the greed of a few that have it all,but can never get enough of more, we toil and suffer,as they never have a want or need that is not satisfied.American government is not just or impartial anymore.It is socialism for the class that thinks it is exceptional and exempted because they think they deserve it .For our class it's ruthless inhumane capitalism,and struggle everyday.For the disabled sick,used up,traumatized veterans,homeless people,mentally
ill,unable to cope at work,and the old, its consume,pay and die and die as fast as you can, and shut up and take it,no justice or help for you! ,DIE,Die Useless Eaters,DIE!!!!
Cause the elites are high functioning psychopaths and they get off on your suffering.They love torture,because they abuse power and think we are so demoralized we will take the abuse,when we collectively crack and ADMIT the enemy is NOT us,The elite assholes are prepared they have horrible devices for crowd control,like microwave pain units..flashing lights and sound to torture the protesters with..And the elites watch safely away dicks hard watching us get tortured on the street.
And I need to be free of abuse,that means this social and government behavior is intolerable for me.I never asked to be born here,and I want out.
:mental:
Subway kitty bitching about what she paid for?
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undergroundpanther Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Sep-15-11 05:06 PM
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American exceptionalism for Who ?
Edited on Thu Sep-15-11 05:22 PM by undergroundpanther
People who say America is the best, number one, never ask for WHOM this country is great.
Well, let's take a look at things. Last I heard YOU didn't have a job, but...
YOU have internet access. YOU have food. YOU have a place to live. YOU have medical care (even though you apparently need to switch shrinks). YOU apparently have money. YOU have the freedom to bitch constantly.
It's sounding to me like the country is pretty frigging great for YOU.
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Well, let's take a look at things. Last I heard YOU didn't have a job, but...
YOU have internet access. YOU have food. YOU have a place to live. YOU have medical care (even though you apparently need to switch shrinks). YOU apparently have money. YOU have the freedom to bitch constantly.
It's sounding to me like the country is pretty frigging great for YOU.
This is typical of leftists, you can provide every need for them, plus some recreational needs and they only demand more. Meanwhile those of us who work, never seem to complain about this country.
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Footnotes?
She can't possibly expect some dumb Tea Bagger to read her rant.
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Footnotes?
She can't possibly expect some dumb Tea Bagger to read her rant.
How about some CliffsNotes? If they will do here it is:
I want people to bow down to me and recognize me as the king tom cat! Plus I want more free shit! And America sucks! And I hate the people that work for a living so I can lounge around a pretend to be a cat!
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I just scanned through everything except the first several sentences, but I'm pretty sure that I paraphrased it close to what she had.
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How about some CliffsNotes? If they will do here it is:
I want people to bow down to me and recognize me as the king tom cat! Plus I want more free shit! And America sucks!
Yes, Cliff notes. :rotf:
I'm not really sure why I would want footnotes from this subway cat.
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How about some CliffsNotes? If they will do here it is:
I want people to bow down to me and recognize me as the king tom cat! Plus I want more free shit! And America sucks! And I hate the people that work for a living so I can lounge around a pretend to be a cat!
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I just scanned through everything except the first several sentences, but I'm pretty sure that I paraphrased it close to what she had.
To be fair, that summary works for all his or her or it's rants. :-)
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To be fair, that summary works for all his or her or it's rants. :-)
I know. I lied. I didn't even scan through any of it. I just paraphrased from past experiences. :-)
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I know. I lied. I didn't even scan through any of it. I just paraphrased from past experiences. :-)
:cheersmate:
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What country would actually take you?
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While I read a little of her rant, I could hear Dorathy in the background singing....
"Somewhere over the rainbow........."
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What country would actually take you?
Good question.
Probably even Mars and Saturn would reject her.
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She got some bad catnip.
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What country would actually take you?
North Korea. I hear they want fat females that think they are a male panther. Let's start a collection for her plane ticket!!!
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The only response:
bengalherder (374 posts) Thu Sep-15-11 07:55 PM
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1. K&R n/t
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The only response:
Well, that recent six-month incarceration in that big building with small rooms with soft walls apparently wasn't enough to help the subway cat.
Probably she'd better go in for another six months, to see if it helps more.
I'm no physician, but I suspect a lobotomy, frontal and backal, is the only hope.
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I don't buy this. What sane and normal person who understands what "American Exceptionalism" means would engage this primitive in debate? Maybe it's having conversations with it's alternate personalities? Like Golem in Lord of the Rings.
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Well, let's take a look at things. Last I heard YOU didn't have a job, but...
YOU have internet access. YOU have food. YOU have a place to live. YOU have medical care (even though you apparently need to switch shrinks). YOU apparently have money. YOU have the freedom to bitch constantly.
It's sounding to me like the country is pretty frigging great for YOU.
When one considers what usually happens to male panthers trapped in the bodies of human females, UP has it very good.
If it were L. Ron Hubbard smart, it would would be planting clues and kitty treats for some future incarnation. Oh, hey, maybe that's what this is? Don't suppose this could be a coded message to some future self? When cats are able to access the Internets?
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I have crew that spends a significant amount of time up near Aberdeen, MD these days. I told them a couple of her stories and showed her myspace picture. A few of them are on the lookout for her, not to do any harm, far from it. They just don't believe that such an individual exists.
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kakistocracy
kakistocracy n. , pl. , -cies . Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens.
I thought dissing Obama was against the rules. Someone needs to alert one of the mods over there.
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Well, I dunno.
DIE,Die Useless Eaters,DIE!!!!
That always seemed a pretty reasonable expectation to me.
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I don't buy this. What sane and normal person who understands what "American Exceptionalism" means would engage this primitive in debate? Maybe it's having conversations with it's alternate personalities? Like Golem in Lord of the Rings.
I think Golem was sane, comparatively speaking. Better looking as well. :whistling:
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North Korea. I hear they want fat females that think they are a male panther. Let's start a collection for her plane ticket!!!
Even there, it would mark it's territory, and all the other animals would leave....
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Even there, it would mark it's territory, and all the other animals would leave....
Rev, most of those "other animals" have been eaten by starving NoKos.
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Rev, most of those "other animals" have been eaten by starving NoKos.
Big rant here, don't read unless you disagree.
For the love of Pete, this woman needs to get on #SS disability and head for some inproverished Nation and live among other disenfranchised Americans.
I heard for years that many Americans that retired from the Military moved their family's to parts of Spain that had groups of other American retires living in the area. This was way back in the 1970's.
Rumors of villas to rent for $3,000 a year all utilities included. Not so strange as when we lived in Panama Mom had a maid that worked for $15.00 a month. This was when I was a child and the time was mid 1950's
Lets see, this woman on $800.00 a month can move to Kenya, small town not a big city, or Asia, and be the only one in town with running water and a refrigerator or electricity. Why not some island in Indonesia.
Acquaintance of mine married a Christian man and when the baby was born they went to visit his parents. Interesting things she found, the village he was from had refregs running water, bathrooms, toilet paper, BUT, no stoves, everyone still cooked on the ground in a fire pit. They had a TV, phone and PC.
The nearest hospital was 30 miles away and most of the roads were dirt, few had autos. The trading center was near the hospital and so far away the villagers visited it only once every 4-6 weeks. A cousin lent them a car and as she told me ever 5 miles they were stopped by highly armed guards to question them. At one check point she about had a stroke as her husband after talking to the guards then broke into English calling them Queers and ****** Ass hole*s.
Once at the trading center she went looking for shorts and found that because she weighed 130 pounds there was nothing to fit her. Her husbands family and the villagers she said did nothing but stare at her for perhaps her size, her skin color, and the fact that she was an Amercan.
For a #SS disability check one can live grand there, one just has to give up all human rights, and Oby either the Government or the Rebels that take charge of the area.
One it seems has to travel outside our country to realise what a God send it was to born HERE. We ring our hands over the poverty here in America and have no idea of real poverty in the world. We do not see people dead in the street from starvation, we do not see children dieing from contagious diseases, There is food every where to feed the hungry.
We in fact have such a bounty of food and medication we dispence it to the world, unfortunately once dispensed we have no controll over how it is to be delivered to the needy or if it ever is and still give when the Governments more that confiscate it and sell it to others.
We are a One of a Kind Nation, the first on Earth to for some reason give aid to our Enemy's.
God bless America we have our faults, but when looked at in the wide scope of History, we tower above any other culture that has ever been known.
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Big rant here, don't read unless you disagree.
How would I know If I disagree or not without reading it?
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I just don't understand it...wasn't Obama supposed to have fixed all this already??
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I tell them the truth. Truth is I am constantly scared disability and the social safety net is being shredded by republicans ,my options swindle,I WANT OUT, but I CAN'T leave this hellhole. Don't have enough money to afford 300 bucks to get a passport,can't afford the plane trip there,and how long and how much would it cost to be a citizen there? Can I ever gather enough on 700 bucks a month?I tell the person yammering about how great this country is listing the barriers to getting out of the country as a person on disability.
Ever heard of the word "savings"? Go start a savings account, put a few bucks in it every month, and please, for the love of God, DO move out of this country.
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Typical moocher.
That piece of trash has never been anything but a leech.
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Her whole premise is wrong.
American Exceptionalism refers to the country as a whole. It does not mean every single person is enjoying life.
Although I suspect that she is enjoying America more than she realizes, since it is very difficult for a transgender transmammal psychotic to live in any other country besides America as easily as she does.
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Why is it on disability?
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undergroundpanther Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Sep-15-11 05:06 PM
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American exceptionalism for Who ?
I think we can be fairly safe in identifying at least one of the who not group, kid.
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undergroundpanther
I tell them the truth. Truth is I am constantly scared disability and the social safety net is being shredded by republicans ,my options swindle,I WANT OUT, but I CAN'T leave this hellhole.
Never say never.
(http://healthlob.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/suicide1.jpg)
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I think we can be fairly safe in identifying at least one of the who not group, kid.
Maybe the gutter primitive was trying to claim exceptionalism for these two guys:
(http://media.thewho.com/non_secure/images/20081025/ham087/ham087_125.jpg)
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Why is it on disability?
Probably for "depression."
Actually, she's just lazy.
By the way, the subway cat is 45-46 years old now.
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How would I know If I disagree or not without reading it?
+1
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Probably for "depression."
Actually, she's just lazy.
By the way, the subway cat is 45-46 years old now.
And it still looks like that. Wow... If she had any neices or nephews that looked up to her, that would be truly sad.
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undergroundpanther Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Sep-15-11 05:06 PM
Original message
American exceptionalism for Who ?
Edited on Thu Sep-15-11 05:22 PM by undergroundpanther
People who say America is the best, number one, never ask for WHOM this country is great.
...blah, blah, blah...
And I need to be free of abuse,that means this social and government behavior is intolerable for me.I never asked to be born here,and I want out.
Sorry, UGP. TL/DR.
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Probably for "depression."
Actually, she's just lazy.
By the way, the subway cat is 45-46 years old now.
I think there is a hefty dose of paranoid schizophrenia there as well.
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I think there is a hefty dose of paranoid schizophrenia there as well.
Which can easily be cured by the subway cat taking a job, and working for a living.
The subway cat is eminently suitable for doing something that's done in Lincoln (but not in Omaha; I dunno why), where an open city truck drives around with a bunch of people in its bed, all of them attired in those bright orange "vests," and drops them off here-and-there to pick up litter from the sidewalks and streets, and to dump the public trash-cans.
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Which can easily be cured by the subway cat taking a job, and working for a living.
The subway cat is eminently suitable for doing something that's done in Lincoln (but not in Omaha; I dunno why), where an open city truck drives around with a bunch of people in its bed, all of them attired in those bright orange "vests," and drops them off here-and-there to pick up litter from the sidewalks and streets, and to dump the public trash-cans.
Or better, don't carnivals still have side shows, where you can pay a quarter, or whatever, to walk slowly through a tent where a woman with a full beard sits reading a newspaper, or a guy as enormous as the Las Vegas Leviathan sits in at a table eating spaghetti? The "panther lady" could be a top draw.
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^ Are you kidding me, BUCKS?! I could get a gumball for a perfectly good quarter. It would provide me with recreation watching it slide down the chute, and it would also give me something to do for about a half hour. Paying that kind of money to see/hear/smell UGP is NOT my idea of recreation. :whatever:
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^ Are you kidding me, BUCKS?! I could get a gumball for a perfectly good quarter. It would provide me with recreation watching it slide down the chute, and it would also give me something to do for about a half hour. Paying that kind of money to see/hear/smell UGP is NOT my idea of recreation. :whatever:
Oh now, I think GOBUCKS has a great idea.
You may not want to, sir, but I suspect there's plenty who'd pay a buck, or even five or ten bucks, to see the subway cat in all her glory.
One could even make a porn movie out of it, the subway cat hopping around in the sack with the Las Vegas Lardass.
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^ Are you kidding me, BUCKS?! I could get a gumball for a perfectly good quarter. It would provide me with recreation watching it slide down the chute, and it would also give me something to do for about a half hour. Paying that kind of money to see/hear/smell UGP is NOT my idea of recreation. :whatever:
Many years ago, I was at a state fair (not the world's greatest state fair, which is in Columbus, Ohio) where there was a semi-trailer with a huge painted sign on the side advertising "Geronimo - The World's Largest Bull". There were doors built into each end of the trailer, with portable steps. A long, long line of people waited, paying fifty cents each to slowly walk through and gaze upon Geronimo. He may or may not have been the world's largest, but he was one hell of a big bull.
A similar trailer, with an artist's impression of UGP painted its side, rather than Geronimo, could generate more revenue than UGP ever dreamed of pocketing. It would probably be enough for her to finalize her Chaz-like transition with a first-class cat dick.
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Oh now, I think GOBUCKS has a great idea.
You may not want to, sir, but I suspect there's plenty who'd pay a buck, or even five or ten bucks, to see the subway cat in all her glory.
One could even make a porn movie out of it, the subway cat hopping around in the sack with the Las Vegas Lardass.
:lmao: Gag me with a ladle, Frank. How in the wide world did your mind leap from side attraction to complete abomination??
I've seen a picture of it. I certainly could go a lifetime or two without ever seeing the abhorrent travesty you have just described. :rotf: Yuck!
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And the ignorant asshole says why don't you leave,and go there than?
"Ignorant asshole" translated from libtard to English is "logical thinking person cutting through all my bullshit drama, and giving me the reality of the situation".
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:lmao: Gag me with a ladle, Frank. How in the wide world did your mind leap from side attraction to complete abomination??
I've seen a picture of it. I certainly could go a lifetime or two without ever seeing the abhorrent travesty you have just described. :rotf: Yuck!
Oh now. The situation demands creativity.
I've already suggested perfectly decent jobs for which both the subway cat and the Las Vegas Lardass are eminently qualified; the subway cat being a picker-up of litter from the sidewalks and streets of Baltimore, and the Las Vegas Lardass being a bellboy in one of that city's hotels.
Such work would not only put something into their wallets--and thus take them off the dole--but it would do wonders for their "self-improvement," the subway cat's mind and the Las Vegas Lardass's weight.
However, neither one of them seem to care for my helpful suggestions.
So one has to do some more thinking.
Freak sells.
Well, actually, only some freak sells.
I really doubt anyone would walk six inches out of their way to see this Earless Wonder, even if I let them, but I'm sure the market could support the subway cat and the Las Vegas Lardass, at a buck or five bucks or ten bucks a peek.
And they're naturals for it, because unlike the freak franksolich, they being primitives, they have no sense of decorum, no sense of self-worth, no inhibitions, no sense of shame. They'd love being sideshow freaks, showing off their stuff, strutting across the stage in various stages of undress.
And then after hours, they could be porn stars, to augment the income. Now, porn isn't my idea of a respectable job, but my Greater Interest is just in getting them off the taxpayers' backs, getting them supporting themselves, and if they have to do porn to do it, well, okay.
Now, I have no idea what two massive behemoths would look like, trying to hop around in the sack--even at my broadest vision and wildest imagination, all I can possibly conjure up is the notion that "penetration" isn't too likely. Outside of that, I have no idea, and don't want to get an idea.
But there are people who get their jollies out of such things--Fat Che, the skumbag primitive, and other primitives come to mind--and they'd probably pay mucho buckos to see movies where two whales try to copulate.
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One could even make a porn movie out of it, the subway cat hopping around in the sack with the Las Vegas Lardass.
Reminds me of that great Jason Alexander comment, to the effect of 'There's everything on the internet. You want flaming goat sex? There's flaming goat sex.'
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Now, I have no idea what two massive behemoths would look like, trying to hop around in the sack--even at my broadest vision and wildest imagination, all I can possibly conjure up is the notion that "penetration" isn't too likely. Outside of that, I have no idea, and don't want to get an idea.
But there are people who get their jollies out of such things--Fat Che, the skumbag primitive, and other primitives come to mind--and they'd probably pay mucho buckos to see movies where two whales try to copulate.
Remember Rule 34. If such a video were produced, it would simply add to a genre that's already available.
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And then after hours, they could be porn stars, to augment the income. Now, porn isn't my idea of a respectable job, but my Greater Interest is just in getting them off the taxpayers' backs, getting them supporting themselves, and if they have to do porn to do it, well, okay.
Now, I have no idea what two massive behemoths would look like, trying to hop around in the sack--even at my broadest vision and wildest imagination, all I can possibly conjure up is the notion that "penetration" isn't too likely. Outside of that, I have no idea, and don't want to get an idea.
What?
The?
****?!?
:puke:
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What country would actually take you?
Don't you mean galaxy?
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_cpV00c4IE[/youtube]
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Reminds me of that great Jason Alexander comment, to the effect of 'There's everything on the internet. You want flaming goat sex? There's flaming goat sex.'
Actually did a search for that for some reason. Only thing I found relevant was a kind of alcoholic drink called a "flaming goat." Didn't look into it much, but it's got a lot of different kinds of booze in it. Odd name for a drink... :mental:
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Actually did a search for that for some reason. Only thing I found relevant was a kind of alcoholic drink called a "flaming goat." Didn't look into it much, but it's got a lot of different kinds of booze in it. Odd name for a drink... :mental:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBazaWO03Fo[/youtube]
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What?
The?
****?!?
:puke:
I know. You and I wouldn't care for it, but there's some really strange people who would.
And anything to get the subway cat and the Las Vegas Lardass off the dole.
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North Korea. I hear they want fat females that think they are a male panther. Let's start a collection for her plane ticket!!!
I also thought North Korea -- but for a different reason..
...Because they consider a nice fat kitty a delicacy that aids arthritis sufferers up there....
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I know. You and I wouldn't care for it, but there's some really strange people who would.
And anything to get the subway cat and the Las Vegas Lardass off the dole.
Heck, steveleser would hit them both, from what I've read about him here. :naughty:
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Heck, steveleser would hit them both, from what I've read about him here. :naughty:
Well, you know, madam, I'm really desperate to find jobs for the gigantic primitive and the subway cat, so as to get them off the dole.
It appears alas however that neither of them have much education or training in anything.
The Las Vegas Lardass used to be a card-dealer in a casino, but he can't go back to that, given that he's now blacklisted. I dunno why; maybe he was skimming off the casino or something.
And that's the only sort of work he'd ever done in his whole life.
The subway cat's never worked, period.
Both are in their mid-40s now.
I've also suggested the Las Vegas Lardass could work as an usher in a theatre--you know, one of those red-suited guys with a flashlight--but apparently theatres don't have ushers any more.
And there's the possibility of the gigantic primitive being a walking advertisement, strolling up and down the sidewalks of Las Vegas (which incidentally would help his weight loss) with one board strapped in front of him, and another board in back of him, but apparently such isn't done any more.
Other than picking up litter, I can't think of other jobs I've suggested to the subway cat, but probably I have suggested one or two; I dunno.
Really, I have a distaste for porn, especially the perverted or grotesque, but one's at a loss to figure out what other sorts of jobs they can do.
And both of them being primitives, enamoured of Marxist-Leninist socialism, surely both of them are aware of the socialist edict, "he who does not work shall not eat."
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Heck, steveleser would hit them both, from what I've read about him here.
Stevenumbers is straight as an arrow. He only wants females.
Any female. Anywhere in the world. Without exception. But so far, no takers.
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Stevenumbers is straight as an arrow. He only wants females.
Any female. Anywhere in the world. Without exception. But so far, no takers.
According to the private diaries of nadin, she has been without for almost a year. He might have a shot with her. Nah, probably not, lots of sex shops selling toys around nadin's area.
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Well, you know, madam, I'm really desperate to find jobs for the gigantic primitive and the subway cat, so as to get them off the dole.
It appears alas however that neither of them have much education or training in anything.
The Las Vegas Lardass used to be a card-dealer in a casino, but he can't go back to that, given that he's now blacklisted. I dunno why; maybe he was skimming off the casino or something.
And that's the only sort of work he'd ever done in his whole life.
The subway cat's never worked, period.
Both are in their mid-40s now.
I've also suggested the Las Vegas Lardass could work as an usher in a theatre--you know, one of those red-suited guys with a flashlight--but apparently theatres don't have ushers any more.
And there's the possibility of the gigantic primitive being a walking advertisement, strolling up and down the sidewalks of Las Vegas (which incidentally would help his weight loss) with one board strapped in front of him, and another board in back of him, but apparently such isn't done any more.
Other than picking up litter, I can't think of other jobs I've suggested to the subway cat, but probably I have suggested one or two; I dunno.
Really, I have a distaste for porn, especially the perverted or grotesque, but one's at a loss to figure out what other sorts of jobs they can do.
And both of them being primitives, enamoured of Marxist-Leninist socialism, surely both of them are aware of the socialist edict, "he who does not work shall not eat."
Darn You Frank now you have reminded me of something I had fortunately filed away to not be remembered.
New London Conn. had a dance club in the late 1960's that featured what was called GO-GO dancers wearing skimpy almost naked clothing.
With all the military in the area this place made much more money then the other clubs because of it's star dancer.
Mama Cream Cheese, a glorious 350 pound lady that could out dance any of the other girls. She became wealthy as everyone wanted to see what a woman of size could do.
Naturally the married men in the service heard the single guys talking about her and some sneak out to see the show. We wives also heard references to her and even we wanted to see what had our men so fascinated with her.
As you can guess I and a couple other wives went to check this out. We arrived early before the doorman checking ID'S was to start work, none of us were 21. It was a good 2 hour wait for the show to begin so most of us were getting well along to being drunk.
Show time, the room was filling up quite fast, Lights Camera, Action. Wow the dance floor was full, and the small stage now had some very attractive dancers walking down onto it. Music and they began to dance. After the first number they all left the stage to come out one at a time to dance, what fun for us girls we had never really seen anything in person quite like this.
Finally out came MISS Cream Cheese and the crowd roared, they loved her. She was a sight to behold wearing extra large bikini with roach clips of feathers in her hair. She danced and pranced about every bit of flesh on her body swinging one direction or another.------------And we girls were getting drunker by the minute.
Hell of a night, I do not remember how I got home but next morning after checking around to make sure I did not bring some stranger home, we girls got together again and planned another night out on the town.
Years later I saw the Chub indales the 300+ pound men doing a take off on the Chip endales, Yes there is somewhere a job anyone can do.
BTW----Shortly after seeing the chubby men dance I became for some reason interested in SUMO wrestling's, was there a subconscious connection there???
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Darn You Frank now you have reminded me of something I had fortunately filed away to not be remembered.
New London Conn. had a dance club in the late 1960's that featured what was called GO-GO dancers wearing skimpy almost naked clothing.
With all the military in the area this place made much more money then the other clubs because of it's star dancer.
Mama Cream Cheese, a glorious 350 pound lady that could out dance any of the other girls. She became wealthy as everyone wanted to see what a woman of size could do.
Naturally the married men in the service heard the single guys talking about her and some sneak out to see the show. We wives also heard references to her and even we wanted to see what had our men so fascinated with her.
As you can guess I and a couple other wives went to check this out. We arrived early before the doorman checking ID'S was to start work, none of us were 21. It was a good 2 hour wait for the show to begin so most of us were getting well along to being drunk.
Show time, the room was filling up quite fast, Lights Camera, Action. Wow the dance floor was full, and the small stage now had some very attractive dancers walking down onto it. Music and they began to dance. After the first number they all left the stage to come out one at a time to dance, what fun for us girls we had never really seen anything in person quite like this.
Finally out came MISS Cream Cheese and the crowd roared, they loved her. She was a sight to behold wearing extra large bikini with roach clips of feathers in her hair. She danced and pranced about every bit of flesh on her body swinging one direction or another.------------And we girls were getting drunker by the minute.
Hell of a night, I do not remember how I got home but next morning after checking around to make sure I did not bring some stranger home, we girls got together again and planned another night out on the town.
Years later I saw the Chub indales the 300+ pound men doing a take off on the Chip endales, Yes there is somewhere a job anyone can do.
BTW----Shortly after seeing the chubby men dance I became for some reason interested in SUMO wrestling's, was there a subconscious connection there???
:lmao:
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Stevenumbers is straight as an arrow. He only wants females.
Any female. Anywhere in the world. Without exception. But so far, no takers.
To quote Marge Simpson about Stevie Numbers: "He has had celibacy thrust upon him."
(That was actually a quote about Marge's sister, but it fits Stevie Numbers perfectly)
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^ Which sister? Or does it matter...
:lmao: