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Title: LBJ Orders Pants (This is a TRUE Transcript)
Post by: Rebel on September 14, 2011, 07:25:56 PM

http://whitehousetapes.net/clips/1964_0809_lbj_haggar/


Bunghole? The hell?  :lmao:

Title: Re: LBJ Orders Pants (This is a TRUE Transcript)
Post by: franksolich on September 14, 2011, 07:32:25 PM

I read that.

It sounds exactly like the LBJ I know (from history books).

He's right about the occasional too-tightness of crotches.

Title: Re: LBJ Orders Pants (This is a TRUE Transcript)
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on September 16, 2011, 06:47:03 AM

Quote from: franksolich on September 14, 2011, 07:32:25 PM

I read that.

It sounds exactly like the LBJ I know (from history books).

He's right about the occasional too-tightness of crotches.

From what i understand he also used to conduct mettings while on the toilet when he was President. There was also a story about him having the White House bathrooms remodeled to include extra shower heads aimed strategically at his butthole! Weird guy!

Title: Re: LBJ Orders Pants (This is a TRUE Transcript)
Post by: franksolich on September 16, 2011, 06:54:51 AM

Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on September 16, 2011, 06:47:03 AM

From what i understand he also used to conduct mettings while on the toilet when he was President. There was also a story about him having the White House bathrooms remodeled to include extra shower heads aimed strategically at his butthole! Weird guy!

LBJ was legendary for that.

He used to sit on the commode with the bathroom door wide open, his aides standing in the doorway as he gave instructions.

LBJ was, if nothing else, blatant.