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Title: Attack Watch
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 13, 2011, 07:08:43 PM
Attack Watch
http://www.attackwatch.com/

Paid for by Obama for America.

 :mental:  :bs:
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: RightCoast on September 13, 2011, 07:13:08 PM
gotta be fake








right?
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: thundley4 on September 13, 2011, 07:46:58 PM
gotta be fake








right?

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PAID FOR BY OBAMA FOR AMERICA
Copyright © 2011 by Obama for America
Privacy Policy Terms of Service
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: RightCoast on September 13, 2011, 08:00:10 PM


Saw that can still be fake













right?
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: thundley4 on September 13, 2011, 08:06:50 PM
Saw that can still be fake













right?

I don't think so.  Most sites would some disclaimer about it being satire or something if it was.  Then again, this administration has not been shy about shutting down internet sites, so if this is still there, it must be real.
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: RightCoast on September 13, 2011, 08:21:16 PM
I just shutter to think about the sh*t they will pull in 2012.
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: thundley4 on September 13, 2011, 08:25:24 PM
I just shutter to think about the sh*t they will pull in 2012.

I must say that the gop debates are giving them plenty of ammo for whoever the candidate turns out to be.
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 13, 2011, 08:26:39 PM
Its on Drudge. Its real.

Look on the bright side. All the talking points are right there to read. we can anticipate every liberal argument now, and respond.

Unless everything is scripted for them a lib simply cannot last in a debate. We can rebut the lies in the site and the lib simply will be unable to respond.

I gave a cursory glance at it, and it aims to address 100% of criticism, Thou shalt not disagree with the One.
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 13, 2011, 08:28:33 PM
I must say that the gop debates are giving them plenty of ammo for whoever the candidate turns out to be.
It won't help one bit. O has lost the trust of America. a site like this will not regain it. It will just make DUmmie family members more annoying.
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 13, 2011, 11:06:46 PM
gotta be fake








right?

Looks like it, but nope it's not.
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on September 14, 2011, 12:39:19 PM
Weasel Zippers has been having some fun with it.
http://weaselzippers.us/2011/09/13/obama-camp-launches-website-to-monitor-attacks-and-smears-on-president/ (http://weaselzippers.us/2011/09/13/obama-camp-launches-website-to-monitor-attacks-and-smears-on-president/)

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You can even “report an attack” on Dear Leader.

They also want people to alert them to attacks on Obama using the hashtag #attackwatch. Here’s two examples:

(http://weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Screen-shot-2011-09-13-at-9.18.17-PM.png)

(http://weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Screen-shot-2011-09-13-at-9.13.05-PM.png)
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: marv on September 14, 2011, 01:22:11 PM
It's a fake. Check out the page source.

...but who cares...
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on September 14, 2011, 01:30:53 PM
It's a fake. Check out the page source.

...but who cares...

http://www.barackobama.com/get-involved (http://www.barackobama.com/get-involved)
Real. About 2 pages down.
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@AttackWatch
September 14, 2011

Introducing Attack Watch: your source for the latest information about attacks and the truth behind them. OFA.BO/AttackWatch
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: Karin on September 14, 2011, 01:55:27 PM
It's real, all right.  Ballygrl has it in her "DU you know?" thread at the Dumpster (page 4).  Some on the right are having a bit of fun with it on twitter. 
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: Rebel on September 14, 2011, 01:56:09 PM
It's a fake. Check out the page source.


Wrong.


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We’ve launched a new campaign resource today: AttackWatch.com.

If you’re worried about the increasing negativity of the attacks on President Obama and his record, now's your chance to fight back with the facts. Visit AttackWatch.com to learn the truth about frequent smears, track new attacks as they happen, and report false allegations you’ve seen or heard.

We’ve heard it all since 2008, from lies about the Affordable Care Act to false rumors that the Obama administration hasn’t been an ally to Israel. These aren’t just unfounded allegations about the President—they’re attempts to derail the momentum of this movement and undermine everything we’ve accomplished together in the last three years.

Check out AttackWatch.com to help stop these attacks before they start.

To get the latest updates, follow @AttackWatch on Twitter—and don’t forget to share AttackWatch.com with your friends and family.

http://www.barackobama.com/get-involved
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 14, 2011, 02:34:54 PM
—and don’t forget to share AttackWatch.com with your friends and family.

Either that or you can share a bunk in one of the FEMA camps with them.
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: thundley4 on September 14, 2011, 02:37:09 PM
Watching them watch you. (http://www.attackwatchwatch.com/AttackWatchWatch.com/Home.html)  Attack watch watch dot com. h/t chicksontheright.
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: Evil_Conservative on September 14, 2011, 02:43:16 PM
I love reading the tweets at the hash tag #attackwatch.  So many conservatives are hilarious.  :)
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 14, 2011, 02:47:24 PM
You know, I mentioned the FEMA camps above. Remember those? When Bush was president, FEMA, according to the DUmmies, was supposedly building them all over the country. Barry got elected and they haven't been mention on the DUmp since then.

What happened to them? Were they torn down? Filled with homeless people? Did they give BoBo a garage to park her BUICK under? What?
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: Chris_ on September 14, 2011, 03:11:20 PM
:rofl:
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Hey AttackWatch, I saw 6 ATM's in an alley, killing a Job. It looked like a hate crime!
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If only the Obama administration could create an atmosphere where jobs materialized as quickly as AttackWatchjokes!
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I found a website with lies about Barack Obama It's WhiteHouse.gov
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: thundley4 on September 14, 2011, 03:21:31 PM
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WendyGAv WendyGav
#attackwatch Gibson Guitars are 100% American made..have DOJ raid them..oops u did that already

iowahawkblog David Burge
Pssst #AttackWatch – your operation has been secretly infiltrated by 2 Tea Party collaborators. Find and destroy the saboteurs!

andilinks Andi Silver
People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that’s not allowed is it? #Attackwatch @AttackWatch

JonahNRO Jonah Goldberg
Paging #attackwatch: unfair facts! RT @conncarroll: Morning Examiner: Obama loses big in NV and NY bit.ly/nZJARF

benshapiro benshapiro
#AttackWatch takes victimology to a new level. Stop whining. Govern, you useless, self-aggrandizing bully.

jimmiebjr Jimmie
Dear #AttackWatch. I noticed you used Media Matters and Think Progress as trusted sources. May I also recommend Dr. Seuss and peyote?

keder Kevin
.@attackwatch RT @guypbenson: @keder Don’t forget that CBO projected OCare would cost 800,000 jobs! #AttackWatch

ExJon Jon G.
#AttackWatch There’s a new Twitter account making President Obama look like a creepy, authoritarian nutjob: @AttackWatch

secupp S.E. Cupp
Watch out, monthly jobless report. @AttackWatch is onto you. #attackwatch

diggrbiii R
Dear #attackwatch, there’s a rumor going around that Obama might be in over his head.
  moonbattery
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: Evil_Conservative on September 14, 2011, 03:27:30 PM
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I_Hate_Hippies Alex P Keaton
@AttackWatch I tried to find some red/black themed posters for you, but only ones I found are in German and have a funny symbol #attackwatch

Oh snap.
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 14, 2011, 03:30:35 PM
Obama can not tell a lie......he reads them off the teleprompter.

Now report me.... :lmao:...I aspire to make his shit list.
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: Rebel on September 14, 2011, 03:38:01 PM
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iowahawkblog David Burge
I'm grateful to live in a country where the totalitarians are so hilariously inept. #AttackWatch
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 14, 2011, 03:53:57 PM
Followed the hashtag, there is some hilarious shit you could read for hours over there.

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on September 14, 2011, 03:56:57 PM
Will we be able to read this site in the original German?
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 14, 2011, 05:15:39 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XYKRokgX00&feature=youtu.be[/youtube]
Attack Waaaaaaaaaaaaach!
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: Rebel on September 14, 2011, 06:16:25 PM
Attack Watch, new Obama campaign site to ‘fight smears,’ becomes laughing stock of conservatives (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/blogpost/post/attack-watch-new-obama-campaign-site-to-fight-smears-becomes-laughing-stock-of-the-internet/2011/09/14/gIQAspHDSK_blog.html)


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: Mike220 on September 14, 2011, 07:24:17 PM
Hey, it's a serious question. They're really starting to build up. Will this be covered under Obamacare?

(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-se3SelfTIoI/TnFFfj7F3pI/AAAAAAAAAQo/2VNp3bQDUlg/s800/Twitter.jpg)
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: Duke Nukum on September 14, 2011, 07:34:18 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XYKRokgX00&feature=youtu.be[/youtube]
Attack Waaaaaaaaaaaaach!
I posted this on my FB page earlier today and then I reported on myself. Then I posted it here but didn't report on myself since here I am a fictional character.
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: redwhit on September 14, 2011, 10:07:23 PM
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andilinks Andi Silver
People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that’s not allowed is it? #Attackwatch @AttackWatch

I'm in tears  :rofl: :lmao: :rofl:
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: Splashdown on September 15, 2011, 09:15:27 AM
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iowahawkblog David Burge
What's hairy, smelly, lives in the woods, and reports you to the government? Attacksquatch! #AttackWatch

Hilarious!
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: Janice on September 15, 2011, 09:41:38 AM
So now I guess he has AttackWatch.com, FightTheSmears.com and Flag.gov

What a dangerous joke this clown has become.

Barack Stalin 0'douchebag
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: Karin on September 15, 2011, 10:06:31 AM
Leave it to Iowahawk!   :rofl:  Pure comedy gold.  Thanks, Obama!  This has united the country more than I've seen in years. 
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: Karin on September 15, 2011, 10:11:28 AM
From Rebel's Washington Post link:

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Obama 2012’s press office just returned an earlier request for comment. According to deputy press secretary Katie Hogan, 100,000 people signed up for the site in the first 24 hours.

“This site is a tool providing our supporters with the facts they need to fight back against lies and distortions about the President’s record,” Hogan said.

  apparently with a straight face and a sniff.   :rotf:
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 15, 2011, 10:26:35 AM
Look on the bright side of the Obama administration....We now know where a sizeable chunk of the overly educated communist idiots work and reside.
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on September 15, 2011, 11:26:14 AM
I'll have A Tack Scotch straight up, and leave the bottle.
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 15, 2011, 05:58:31 PM
I used a throw away email and joined up.

You can report an attack with an email address. You can even upload photos! That makes the All Obama, All the Time thread quite handy!

My first report was pretty lame. "This kid at school. His name is Jimmy. And he called Obama a doody-head! You can arrest him, cause nobody likes him anymore. He's from NY9."
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: Eupher on October 19, 2011, 12:30:11 PM
I'll have A Tack Scotch straight up, and leave the bottle.

Is that a blend, or a single malt?
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: Karin on October 19, 2011, 01:22:32 PM
Bitchslapped for being 34 days late to the conversation.   :-)
Title: Re: Attack Watch
Post by: Eupher on October 19, 2011, 03:30:15 PM
Bitchslapped for being 34 days late to the conversation.   :-)

Hey, I do my best. Better late than never!  :rofl: