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Title: Dear Lurkers, Which evil am I suppose to be again?
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 13, 2011, 01:47:59 PM

I keep hearing in some thread that I'm a fascist Nazi who wants to centralize control of all the corporations in conjunction with government control to micromanage the poor into economic death camps.

Then in other threads I'm a anarchist who would leave us all without roads, police, fire services, etc in the high-tech equivalent of Somalia.

Frankly, I can't keep up. Please tell me which evil I'm supposed to be.


Kisses,

teh bunneh

Title: Re: Dear Lurkers, Which evil am I suppose to be again?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 13, 2011, 02:27:37 PM

How do you know it (the evil) won't change tomorrow? :???:

Title: Re: Dear Lurkers, Which evil am I suppose to be again?
Post by: Erasmus on September 13, 2011, 02:29:58 PM

You're all of the above because you don't advocate stealing from people to give to worthless deadbeats, you racist.

Title: Re: Dear Lurkers, Which evil am I suppose to be again?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 13, 2011, 02:40:52 PM

Meh, the DUmmies are just constantly full of strawman arguments.  Excuse me, strawman/woman/gay/lesbian/bisexual/transgender/questioning/intersex.

Title: Re: Dear Lurkers, Which evil am I suppose to be again?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 13, 2011, 02:44:53 PM

I try to multitask evil.  I'm not as good at it as my wife, though.

Title: Re: Dear Lurkers, Which evil am I suppose to be again?
Post by: NHSparky on September 13, 2011, 03:22:21 PM

You forgot the following:

--Puppy kicker
--Kitten roaster
--JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Title: Re: Dear Lurkers, Which evil am I suppose to be again?
Post by: dandi on September 13, 2011, 05:07:51 PM

Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on September 13, 2011, 02:44:53 PM

I try to multitask evil.  I'm not as good at it as my wife, though.

It pays to be diversified. My company specializes in Pre-Adolescent Slave Labor, but next year we're branching out into Kicking Old People Out Into The Streets.

Find a need and fill it. That's my business philosophy.

Title: Re: Dear Lurkers, Which evil am I suppose to be again?
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on September 13, 2011, 06:26:53 PM

Quote from: dandi on September 13, 2011, 05:07:51 PM

It pays to be diversified. My company specializes in Pre-Adolescent Slave Labor, but next year we're branching out into Kicking Old People Out Into The Streets.

Find a need and fill it. That's my business philosophy.

That's funny, because I'm in the Deny Healthcare to Cancer Patients business.

Title: Re: Dear Lurkers, Which evil am I suppose to be again?
Post by: IassaFTots on September 13, 2011, 08:33:44 PM

Cthulu.  Why vote for the lesser evil?  Right?

Title: Re: Dear Lurkers, Which evil am I suppose to be again?
Post by: Doubleplusungood on September 14, 2011, 10:17:18 AM

Quote from: dandi on September 13, 2011, 05:07:51 PM

It pays to be diversified. My company specializes in Pre-Adolescent Slave Labor, but next year we're branching out into Kicking Old People Out Into The Streets.

Find a need and fill it. That's my business philosophy.

I've been looking to contract out some evil. I need some grandmothers thrown down some stairs. Oh, and I definitely don't want kids eating lunches at school.

Title: Re: Dear Lurkers, Which evil am I suppose to be again?
Post by: Erasmus on September 14, 2011, 10:18:53 AM

Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on September 13, 2011, 02:44:53 PM

I try to multitask evil.  I'm not as good at it as my wife, though.

Same here.  My wife is gifted.

Title: Re: Dear Lurkers, Which evil am I suppose to be again?
Post by: Wineslob on September 14, 2011, 01:45:27 PM

I'm so evil, they can't imagine it.

Title: Re: Dear Lurkers, Which evil am I suppose to be again?
Post by: Splashdown on September 14, 2011, 01:47:41 PM

Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on September 13, 2011, 01:47:59 PM

I keep hearing in some thread that I'm a fascist Nazi who wants to centralize control of all the corporations in conjunction with government control to micromanage the poor into economic death camps.

Then in other threads I'm a anarchist who would leave us all without roads, police, fire services, etc in the high-tech equivalent of Somalia.

Frankly, I can't keep up. Please tell me which evil I'm supposed to be.


Kisses,

teh bunneh

That depends. Did you support the "evil genius" George W. Bush or the "dumb as a post" George W. Bush?