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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on September 06, 2011, 04:52:19 PM
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Seems Alan Grayson is just as classy as he always is. :whatever:
Roland99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Sep-06-11 05:14 PM
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"I told Newt he looks fat" (Alan Grayson)
Edited on Tue Sep-06-11 05:14 PM by Roland99
from email:
Newt, Lay Off the Fries....
One of the few “perks†of former Members of the House – pretty much the only one, actually -- is that we can go to the Floor of the House whenever the House is in session. Return to the scene of the crime, so to speak.
That’s always fun. I remember when Newt Gingrich did it a year ago.
By way of background, Newt Gingrich went on Fox News and called me “fundamentally dishonorable.†Twice. In case you didn’t hear him the first time.
Remember, it was Newt Gingrich who went to the hospital to demand a divorce from his cancer-stricken wife, so that Gingrich could marry the woman with whom he’d been having an affair. And it was Gingrich who condemned President Clinton for having an affair, at the same time that Gingrich was having another affair.
Newt may be “married,†but it’s not the way that you and I think of married. He has disavowed his vows. You almost need a scorecard to keep up with all the times he scores.
When Gingrich was asked to explain this behavior on TV last month, he could have said – should have said -- “because I’m fundamentally dishonorable.†But no, Gingrich said that it was because he loved America so much. Well, certain females in America, anyway.
So Gingrich came to the Floor of the House a year ago. I went nowhere near him. I just don’t like the smell of sulfur. But another member, whom I like very much, told me that she wanted to introduce me. I said, “no, that’s OK, thanks anyway. I really don’t know what to say to him.†But she insisted.
She introduced me to Newt.
I said to him, “you look like you’ve gained a lot of weight.â€
Newt stared at me.
I said, “I remember you being much slimmer back in the 1990’s. When you were relevant.â€
Newt scowled at me, and walked away. Good comeback, Newt. By the way, Newt Gingrich scowls just the way you would expect Newt Gingrich to scowl.
I would like to think that that light little love-tap on Newt Gingrich’s ego may have pushed him just a tiny bit toward running for President. Which is great. Because Newt is really going to be hammered. If it’s an eight-person field, Newt will finish ninth.
It’s the Giuliani Effect. The more you know Newt, the more you hate him.
In 1980, John Connally spent $11 million running for President, and won one delegate to the Republican Convention – Ada Mills, of Clarksville, Arkansas. I think that Newt is going top Connally.
But that’s enough about Newt. This note is actually about you. Yes, you.
Don’t look behind you; I’m talking to you.
Next week, I’m going to Washington, DC, and I will visit the Floor of the House. And since I will be seeing the high and mighty, I would like to know whether there is anything that you want me to tell them. If so, click here.
Courage,
Alan Grayson
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Yep Alan you really pwned Newt, next thing you will resort to "yo mama" jokes. :whatever:
He basically walks up to Newt calls him fat and says he irrelevant (like Alan isn't) then Newt doesn't waste any more time with him, he rushes to the DUmp (via another DUmmy) and brags about it.
Missy Vixen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Sep-06-11 05:20 PM
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4. That's all he's got?
I like Alan Grayson, but if that's all he had to say to Gingrich, I wonder about him.
Maybe I need to send him an e-mail and let him know that he probably wouldn't want any campaign funds from our household. After all, we're fat.
:eyes:
:-)
The poor lefties have nothing to say, so they have to resort to calling names and being jerks to people in public.
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Alan Grayson is sooooooooooooooo trim and handsome. ::)
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fa/Alan_Grayson_high_res.jpg&imgrefurl=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Alan_Grayson_high_res.jpg&h=4288&w=2848&sz=5072&tbnid=OKZdz4pXLCDCHM:&tbnh=186&tbnw=123&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dphotos%2Bof%2Balan%2Bgrayson%2Bcongressman%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=photos+of+alan+grayson+congressman&docid=K4r__4ECVokC_M&hl=en&sa=X&ei=hJdmTtu3CdKDsAL374TJCg&ved=0CBsQ9QEwAA&dur=49
For the record, I'm fat. So what? So are two-thirds of Americans. Way to show those compassionate liberal values there, dickbrain. :bird:
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I'll bet that thread wouldn't fly well in the "Fat Acceptance Group" over there. The DUmmies are very sensitive when it comes to matters of weight. Except of course if you're making fun of Rush or any other prominent conservative, then it is fair game.
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Who the f*ck is alan grayson?
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Who the f*ck is alan grayson?
He's a blowhard idiot that the DUmp monkeys worship. He was a congressman for 2 whole years before the voters woke up and threw his ass out.
I know you know who the idiot is and were mocking him
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Missy Vixen says, "Maybe I need to send him an e-mail and let him know that he probably wouldn't want any campaign funds from our household. After all, we're fat."
Of course you're fat Missy Vixen, you've never worked and you eat for free. Now if you were to go to work and you bought your food with the money you earned and maintained your fat self...well, that's another story.
...and I love "and". You can make a sentence run forever on "and".
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Alan Grayson told a bouncy lolol.
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Alan Grayson told a bouncy lolol.
Yep he sure did. :-)
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Return to the scene of the crime
Funny you should put it that way, Alan, considering what you did the two years before even liberal Orlando tired of your blowhard ass and kicked you to the curb.
Criminal, indeed.
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And one day, at congress - I like, saw Newt, and then one day, at congress, I said Ur so fat. Lolololol U eat to much freedom fries. And then one day, at congress, I made Newt scowl, and I was like ROTFLMFAO !!11!! and then, one day, at congress, I shoved Pelosi's gavel up my ass, because that's what we did when I was in congress.
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Well, that's the second Congressional bouncy. The first one was when Grayson took the oath of office.
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So this guy:
(http://disruptthenarrative.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/alan-grayson_1493786c.jpg?w=460&h=288)
called this guy:
(http://img.timeinc.net/time/quotes/2007/11/1127_newt_gingrich.jpg)
fat. :rofl:
Alan, you're a 53 year old fat ass. Newt is 68 and thinner than your, ****tard.
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I always thought that Grayson either ate a sofa, or his intestines are where they really hid Jimmy Hoffa. Skip a doughnut now and then Alan, FFS. Alan, seriously, you calling Newt fat is like Lindsay Lohan calling Britney Spears crazy.
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Okay, the usual and standard question here.
The disgraced former congressman is a member of Skins's island, and has posted before.
So how come he's using a lackey to post his stuff, rather than doing it himself?
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(http://disruptthenarrative.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/alan-grayson_1493786c.jpg?w=460&h=288)
I'm trying to figure who Grayson reminds me of. Someone 60s TV retread or possibly something from the Twilight Zone, but that face looks too familiar to belong to some dumbass ex-Congressman from Floriduh.
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Okay, the usual and standard question here.
The disgraced former congressman is a member of Skins's island, and has posted before.
So how come he's using a lackey to post his stuff, rather than doing it himself?
He's like Silky Pony's dead wife. He only visits the monkey island before an election.
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Miskie, too f'in funny. :rofl:
The sulphur remark he stole straight from Yugo Chavez.
There is one guest viewing this thread. Hi Alan, you fat, irrelevant douchebag! You actually ran to the DUmp and posted that? We've screencapped it for any future elections you may attempt to run in.
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He's like Silky Pony's dead wife. He only visits the monkey island before an election.
For funding.
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He's like Silky Pony's dead wife. He only visits the monkey island before an election.
What's he running for? Is he going to challenge the TOTUS in 2012?
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What's he running for? Is he going to challenge the TOTUS in 2012?
Ralphie, you'll find many members of the DUmp (the "Reality-Based Community," after all) who would actually support such a stupid move.
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Ralphie, you'll find many members of the DUmp (the "Reality-Based Community," after all) who would actually support such a stupid move.
Oh, I noticed that. Hell, some of them want Bernie Sanders to run. Grayson/Sanders 2012!!!!!!! :lmao:
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Ralphie, you'll find many members of the DUmp (the "Reality-Based Community," after all) who would actually support such a stupid move.
Umm, you'd have many conservatives who would support this kook Grayson too, and I'm 1 of them :lmao: I'd even send money to him if he challenged Obama. Can you imagine that campaign? :lmao:
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Newt's porky, but a year of diet and exercise could work some positive change in that. There is nothing Grayson could do that would make him any less stupid a year from now.
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Newt's porky, but a year of diet and exercise could work some positive change in that. There is nothing Grayson could do that would make him any less stupid a year from now.
H5! :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:
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The poor lefties have nothing to say, so they have to resort to calling names and being jerks to people in public.
Now, now, that's what DUmbasses call "fighting back", though I'm not sure what constitutes victory in such a "fight".
When they call, "Black jack, no trade backs!", I guess.
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Aren't they the ones trying to make being fat a disability so they'll get special treatment. Doesn't that make Grayson a weight sexist/racist/fattest or whatever word they're going to use.
Cindie
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Aren't they the ones trying to make being fat a disability so they'll get special treatment. Doesn't that make Grayson a weight sexist/racist/fattest or whatever word they're going to use.
Cindie
These are the same clowns that claim to care about homosexuals but will denigrate and smear people that don't agree with them with names like 'teabagger' and other slurs.
They're morons.
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They're morons.
Any hypocrites.