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Title: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 06, 2011, 11:24:59 AM
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pintobean  (1000+ posts)      Tue Sep-06-11 04:18 PM
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Quinn to Lay off Thousands (IL)
 http://www.nbcchicago.com/blogs/ward-room/Quinn-to-Lay-...

A decision made by Gov. Pat Quinn may leave thousands of state workers without a job by the end of the week.

The cuts are coming in the face of a budget deficit that doesn't leave enough money to pay the workers, the governor says. Quinn also plans to close a prison, juvenile detention center and homes for the mentally ill.

If no cuts are made, several agencies will run out of money by spring, Quinn says. "We can't spend money we don't have," Quinn said Tuesday.

The state's largest government employee union, AFSCME, promises to sue if the layoffs are made, much like they did over blocked pay raises

more at link

The DUmbasses like to hoisting the strawman claiming conservatives won't pay for police, fire departments etc because we don't want to raise taxes on the wealthiest 49% to 158.37% of their gross income.

It seems IL has affected every liberal regulatory and tax policy and then some and yet they're still going to lose their police and firefighters.

No word yet on whether public aid to historically democrat constituencies will be cut.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1885429

Let's see how the DUmbasses wrangle with this reality.
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 06, 2011, 11:29:38 AM
Different thread, to wit:

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blm (1000+ posts)     Tue Sep-06-11 02:42 PM
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GOP claim: Scariest thing a citizen can hear is, "I'm from the fire dept. and here to help you."
 oops...I mean..."I'm an emergency worker and I'm here to help you."

oops...I mean..."I'm from the federal government and I'm here to help you."


Oh hell....GOP claims are full of shit, anyway, especially when GOP governors need firefighters, emergency workers and federal assistance in their own state.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1884795

For an annual budget of $3.7TN with $1.5TN of that being deficit spending and a $14TN national debt you'd think we'd have the awesomest ****ing fire/EMS departments in the world.
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 06, 2011, 11:30:36 AM
No word yet on whether public aid to historically democrat constituencies will be cut.

That's crazy talk, young man.  Stop it right now!

 :hammer:

 :-)
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 06, 2011, 11:35:27 AM
That's crazy talk, young man.  Stop it right now!

 :hammer:

 :-)

Yo mama!


No really, DU'er Yo_mama was the first respondent in the OP thread:


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Yo_Mama (1000+ posts)      Tue Sep-06-11 04:29 PM
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1. Well, states can't print money...
 Edited on Tue Sep-06-11 04:31 PM by Yo_Mama
And Illinois has had budget problems for a while now.
http://illinois.statehousenewsonline.com/6646/illinois-... /

Illinois did raise income taxes, but it is not enough. Obviously the weaker national economy doesn't help the fiscally troubled states like CA, IL & NJ.

Edit - if the claim that Illinois has 140 billion in unfunded retirement obligations is true, their pain has just begun. You can't make up that type of shortfall just from tax increases, so they will both have to raise taxes, cut spending and modify their obligations to retirees to make it work.

Weather forecast says there's a 100% chance of morning and afternoon shit-storms.
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: jukin on September 06, 2011, 11:36:55 AM
The answer, of course, is to raise taxes, increase regulations, and increase the Illinois government workforce.

Illinois Leads U.S. in Job Loss after Tax Hike: http://www.thefiscaltimes.com/Articles/2011/08/31/Illinois-Loses-Jobs-after-Tax-Hike.aspx#page1

See how well that works out for people that belieeeeeeeevvvvvveeee 1+1=POTATO.
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: Ballygrl on September 06, 2011, 11:37:42 AM
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Yo_Mama  (1000+ posts) Tue Sep-06-11 12:29 PM
Response to Original message
1. Well, states can't print money...
   
Edited on Tue Sep-06-11 12:31 PM by Yo_Mama
And Illinois has had budget problems for a while now.
http://illinois.statehousenewsonline.com/6646/illinois-... /

Illinois did raise income taxes, but it is not enough. Obviously the weaker national economy doesn't help the fiscally troubled states like CA, IL & NJ.

Edit - if the claim that Illinois has 140 billion in unfunded retirement obligations is true, their pain has just begun. You can't make up that type of shortfall just from tax increases, so they will both have to raise taxes, cut spending and modify their obligations to retirees to make it work.


You mean Illinois raised taxes and it didn't help? do ya think maybe businesses were driven out of the State?

BTW, NJ is doing pretty good.
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: thundley4 on September 06, 2011, 11:38:03 AM
This comes agter the Dims enacted the largest tax increases on income and businesses in the state's history.  :hammer:

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yo-mama
Edit - if the claim that Illinois has 140 billion in unfunded retirement obligations is true, their pain has just begun. You can't make up that type of shortfall just from tax increases, so they will both have to raise taxes, cut spending and modify their obligations to retirees to make it work.

It's true and in fact, most cities in Illinois face the same problem of unfunded pension liabilities.  Public unions and the Dims are killing this state and the country.
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 06, 2011, 11:46:38 AM
You can bet the cuts will never affect taxpayer-funded daycare for crack mommas.

Otherwise how could they get away from their broods to breed more little future democrats?
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 06, 2011, 11:48:53 AM
1+1=POTATO.

bitch-slap
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 06, 2011, 11:49:52 AM
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Illinois did raise income taxes, but it is not enough.

Moe:  "Hey, Knuckleheads, drill more holes in the bottom of the boat to let the water out!"

Larry and Curly:  "Soitinly!"

Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: Aristotelian on September 06, 2011, 11:52:57 AM
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Yo_Mama (1000+ posts)      Tue Sep-06-11 04:29 PM
Response to Original message
1. Well, states can't print money...

Such a pity too, afterall as a policy it worked so well in inter-war Germany...who cares about a dash of hyperinflation anyway?
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: Ballygrl on September 06, 2011, 11:53:16 AM
Moe:  "Hey, Knuckleheads, drill more holes in the bottom of the boat to let the water out!"

Larry and Curly:  "Soitinly!"

Oh! that's totally signature worthy.
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on September 06, 2011, 12:12:57 PM
There was a neighborhood on the East side of Milwaukee that was creating their own "money" that the merchants there could use to trade services with each and their customers. I do not know the details but I could imagine Illinois trying to do the same thing for use in state to pay debts and other obligations.


Found a link on the neighborhood:
http://www.jsonline.com/news/milwaukee/35474954.html (http://www.jsonline.com/news/milwaukee/35474954.html)
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: Karin on September 06, 2011, 12:26:42 PM
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Yo_Mama (1000+ posts)      Tue Sep-06-11 01:11 PM
Response to Reply #2
6. I know
 An effective corporate income tax rate of 9.5% doesn't leave a lot of room for hikes, and that increase in the personal income tax rate is probably hurting Illinois' economy. I'm not saying that it wasn't necessary, but obviously once you get to that point your further taxation options are limited.

I talked to some people I know in the area earlier in the year, and they said property taxes were going up too.

If the median household is paying out 1K to 2K more in taxes this year, it stands to reason that you can't do the same thing again next year to bring revenue up. It also hurts the economy and tends to bring down private job creation. The state may have the money and spend it, but the money the households don't have shows up as drops in revenue for stores, car dealerships and service businesses, to name a few.

 

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Yo_Mama (1000+ posts)      Tue Sep-06-11 12:56 PM
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5. You're right
 Revenues go up all by themselves when jobs are increased, but there is a limit as to how much you can increase taxes without killing jobs. The answer to Illinois' problems is to increase private jobs in relationship to public jobs - by definition, government jobs are a net drain on the economy.

 :o  Heretic!  Burn her!!!

Not too much commentary yet. 
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 06, 2011, 12:28:14 PM
There was a neighborhood on the East side of Milwaukee that was creating their own "money" that the merchants there could use to trade services with each and their customers. I do not know the details but I could imagine Illinois trying to do the same thing for use in state to pay debts and other obligations.


Found a link on the neighborhood:
http://www.jsonline.com/news/milwaukee/35474954.html (http://www.jsonline.com/news/milwaukee/35474954.html)
From what I've heard, scrip was pretty common during the Depression, and coal mines paid in scrip for decades.
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 06, 2011, 01:09:56 PM
Oh! that's totally signature worthy.

Thanks, but from what you have in the quote in your post, it omits the key point to which I was responding, that is the DUmmie saying "They raised taxes, but not enough." [My emphasis]

 :-)
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: thundley4 on September 06, 2011, 01:17:03 PM
From another thread.

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Nuclear Unicorn   (1000+ posts)           Tue Sep-06-11 01:43 PM
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Rhode Island considers radical moves as pensions put state on brink
   
PROVIDENCE, R.I. — This state has barely a million residents, but it is at least $6.8 billion short when it comes to funding pension plans for retired teachers, police officers and other public employees.

State Treasurer Gina M. Raimondo (D) said that per capita, Rhode Island has the nation’s largest unfunded pension liability. But if the Ocean State’s pension problem is among the country’s most severe, so are the remedies being considered to solve it.

An ongoing pension reform effort is likely to result in reduced benefits for 51,000 public workers and retirees. Officials are pondering lowering retirement payments, replacing part of the guaranteed pensions with 401(k)-type accounts, and sharply reducing generous cost-of-living increases enjoyed by retirees. The Rhode Island legislature is expected to consider changes next month during a special session.


http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/rhode-is...

Where's the money?

Surely, when the benefit offers were being crafted someone sat down and computed -- Benefit Pay-Out Amount x Avg Retirement Age x Retiree Life Expectancy = Total Commitment cost

The money was there. The promises were made.

Where's the money?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1885957

The kicker and last post so far.

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hack89 (1000+ posts)           Tue Sep-06-11 02:11 PM
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6. The money was never there.
   
You made an error when you assumed that any thought went into the offers - most of these benefits were paybacks for union support in elections.

The money was never there - the state and cities were warned over a decade ago that they were not contributing enough to pension funds. The politicians did nothing except kick the can down the road for someone else to fix.

Hack89 sounds like a freeper troll, however he is right .
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 06, 2011, 01:22:05 PM
hack89 is trying to speak truth to stupid.  On DU, that usually ends up with a tombstone sooner or later.
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: wasp69 on September 06, 2011, 02:33:16 PM
This whole thing just breaks my friggin' heart.  Bummer....

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: Ballygrl on September 06, 2011, 02:44:32 PM
Thanks, but from what you have in the quote in your post, it omits the key point to which I was responding, that is the DUmmie saying "They raised taxes, but not enough." [My emphasis]

:-)

Well darn! Let me tweak it LOL!

ETA: Fixed! :-)
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: franksolich on September 06, 2011, 02:59:05 PM
You know, this reminds me of Don, the grouchy old primitive, who lives in Illinois and has been an enthusiastic supporter of the Machine all his life.  

This was during the squabbles in Wisconsin.

"kind of boring here in Illinois with our Democrat-controlled [state]"

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,55662.0

"[franksolich's] shout out to NNN0LHI"

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,62194.0

Don, by the way can kiss franksolich's ass.
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: FaC on September 06, 2011, 03:39:31 PM
Back to the IL thread - Pintobean is going to get in trouble...

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pintobean  (1000+ posts)      Tue Sep-06-11 02:39 PM
Response to Reply #5
7. Yo, Yo_Mama
 The dumpster dwelling cavemen are very interested in this thread. It's probably as intriguing as watching paint dry.
Say hello!

     
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 06, 2011, 03:43:29 PM
Back to the IL thread - Pintobean is going to get in trouble...


I wonder if Pinto will elaborate.  There was a response to his post:

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Yo_Mama (1000+ posts)      Tue Sep-06-11 03:13 PM
Response to Reply #7
8. ??? n/t


Must not refer directly to any site that ridicules the DUmp.
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: franksolich on September 06, 2011, 03:45:03 PM
Oh my.

The primitives are watching us watching the primitives.

Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: Ballygrl on September 06, 2011, 03:56:27 PM
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The dumpster dwelling cavemen

I beg your pardon! we're not all men here TYVM!

And no, I won't show my boobs LOL.
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: Ballygrl on September 06, 2011, 03:59:25 PM
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pintobean  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Sep-06-11 02:39 PM
Response to Reply #5
7. Yo, Yo_Mama
   
The dumpster dwelling cavemen are very interested in this thread. It's probably as intriguing as watching paint dry.
Say hello!

And shouldn't that comment be a red flag right there? why are people who scream about raising taxes constantly, why are they avoiding that thread?
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 06, 2011, 04:16:45 PM
hack89 is trying to speak truth to stupid.  On DU, that usually ends up with a tombstone sooner or later.

Yes, at the DUmp, truth is hazardous to ones health. As a matter of fact, it is the leading killer of posting DUmmies. We should start a fund raising drive to cure the horrible dreaded disease of "Truthitis". It attacks both the young and old DUmmies.
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: jukin on September 06, 2011, 04:26:31 PM
I bet that those jobs that were killed by the draconian tax increases in illinois will have millions of jobs coming to that great state in 48-60 business hours.
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: Tucker on September 06, 2011, 04:34:25 PM
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Yo_Mama (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Tue Sep-06-11 12:29 PM
Response to Original message
1. Well, states can't print money...
   
Edited on Tue Sep-06-11 12:31 PM by Yo_Mama
And Illinois has had budget problems for a while now.
http://illinois.statehousenewsonline.com/6646/illinois-... /

Illinois did raise income taxes, but it is not enough. Obviously the weaker national economy doesn't help the fiscally troubled states like CA, IL & NJ.

Edit - if the claim that Illinois has 140 billion in unfunded retirement obligations is true, their pain has just begun. You can't make up that type of shortfall just from tax increases, so they will both have to raise taxes, cut spending and modify their obligations to retirees to make it work.

Dirty rethug. Stop telling those freeper talking points. They've been sprouting that meme for years.

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Yo_Mama (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Tue Sep-06-11 12:56 PM
Response to Reply #3
5. You're right
   
Revenues go up all by themselves when jobs are increased, but there is a limit as to how much you can increase taxes without killing jobs.

The answer to Illinois' problems is to increase private jobs in relationship to public jobs - by definition, government jobs are a net drain on the economy. Here is where our national woes come in - it's very hard to accomplish that task in the current setting.

Somebody should send yo-yo an invite to join here. He's one of us.
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: Boudicca on September 06, 2011, 04:38:58 PM


You mean Illinois raised taxes and it didn't help? do ya think maybe businesses were driven out of the State?

BTW, NJ is doing pretty good.

Not only businesses, Ballygrl, but regular folk as well.  My sister and her husband are economic refugees from IL-fled inflated property and income taxes last year to resettle in the great state of Texas.
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: cmypay on September 06, 2011, 05:32:04 PM
I was comparing my annual property taxes with a very dear friend who lives in IL. Mine total $720 for the whole year. Hers are ridiculous! $3500 just to school tax, and then she has to pay "registration fees" for each of her children to attend "free" public education. Her total property tax for this year is $7500!!! They also own a business there, for the time being anyway.
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: franksolich on September 06, 2011, 05:36:27 PM
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Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: Boudicca on September 06, 2011, 05:48:28 PM
Frank, dear sir, your opus is so maganimously altruistic.  It is almost more than my poor sensibilities can bear, the lamentable fact that Skimmer never deigns to respond.  One would surmise the poor man is terrified of engaging in a civil, reasoned discourse and interchange of ideas with you.  On the other hand, he IS a Democrat.
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: Ballygrl on September 06, 2011, 05:53:46 PM
:lmao: frank, and BTW, has Skinner ever responded to 1 of your e-mails at all?
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: Ballygrl on September 06, 2011, 06:00:16 PM
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MerryBlooms  (716 posts) Tue Sep-06-11 12:52 PM
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4. Yep, we're in serious trouble -
   
http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=news/local/ill...

http://will.illinois.edu/news/spotstory/legislation-to-... /

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2011-06-15/news/ct-m...

Oh WOW! in case the links don't work because they're in the quotes, here they are:

Ill. Toll Authority approves fee hikes

http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=news/local/illinois&id=8326527

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The Illinois Toll Authority voted Thursday to almost double what it charges people to use its roadways.

Anyone with an I-PASS will see their basic toll jump from 40 to 75 cents starting next year. Drivers using cash to pay tolls will be paying twice what I-PASS users pay.

Before the 7-1 vote, the board heard more testimony favoring the increase as a way to jumpstart the region's economy.


Legislation to Raise Electric Rates Heads to Gov. Quinn’s Desk

http://will.illinois.edu/news/spotstory/legislation-to-raise-electric-rates-heads-to-gov.-quinns-desk

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Legislation to raise electric rates to help pay to modernize the Illinois’ power grid is on its way to the desk of Gov. Pat Quinn, despite his repeated pledges to veto it.

The energy bill would raise electric rates as part of a $3 billion, 10-year plan to give Commonwealth Edison and Ameren money for basic infrastructure and a modern Smart Grid.

The bill would allow a 2.5 percent annual rate increases for the first three years. ComEd bills are projected to climb about $36 a year, while Ameren customers would pay about $34 more by the project’s 10th year.

It’s estimated consumers might save $7 to $10 per month by using smart meters.

Chicago Public Schools board rescinds teacher raises, angers union

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2011-06-15/news/ct-met-cps-board-raises-0616-20110615_1_chicago-teachers-union-ctu-cafeteria-workers

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Mayor Rahm Emanuel's handpicked Chicago Public Schools board drew a battle line between the new administration and the teachers  union with its first official act when it voted Wednesday to rescind the 4 percent annual raise due to teachers and other school union members.

The board's unanimous vote, allowed under a provision of the contract that is set to expire in 2012, saves an estimated $100 million as the city's public schools confront a deficit now pegged at $712 million for the coming year.
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: franksolich on September 06, 2011, 06:03:19 PM
:lmao: frank, and BTW, has Skinner ever responded to 1 of your e-mails at all?

Nope, and I don't expect him to.

Remember, he has an obligation to the primitives (although the primitives apparently don't think they're obligated to him, when it comes to following his rules).

If my fellow alum were to respond, it would be an acknowledgement that franksolich really exists.

If one thinks the primitives are nuts now, that's nothing, compared to how paranoid they'd get if Skins recognized that franksolich is real.
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: franksolich on September 06, 2011, 06:22:26 PM
Hmmmm.

That's really odd.

We got lots and lots of primitives coming to look at this thread.

One wonders why, what attracts them.
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: franksolich on September 06, 2011, 09:31:53 PM
Okay, all day long I've been watching the primitives watch this thread.

It's like they're looking for something, and can't find it.

Decent and civilized people are free to ignore, and move on to another thread.

The primitives can kiss franksolich's ass.
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 06, 2011, 09:36:53 PM


The primitives can kiss franksolich's ass.




Not to butt in (heh), but they can lick your crack, too.
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: franksolich on September 06, 2011, 09:38:01 PM
Not to butt in (heh), but they can lick your crack, too.

Actually, no, I'm not into that, but I imagine there's some primitives who'd like to.

But no way, sorry.
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: franksolich on September 06, 2011, 09:47:42 PM
Not to butt in (heh), but they can lick your crack, too.

Well, well, too bad for the primitives.

They suddenly rushed over here to see something, and can't seem to find it.

Alas! the poor primitives! alas!
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: franksolich on September 07, 2011, 07:59:10 AM
I beg your pardon! we're not all men here TYVM!

And no, I won't show my boobs LOL.

Oh my.

During the night, I was sent an e-mail from a source on Skins's island saying "mission accomplished" re: this thread.

Apparently it most certainly riled up the primitives, and I'm sure that sooner or later the vexation of the primitives is going to leak out. 

For those who are curious why franksolich would post (and then take down) a somewhat PG-rated photograph of himself, refer to my oft-made comment about being willing to "take one for the team."

If franksolich being a clown is what it takes to disarray the primitives, well then, franksolich is perfectly happy to play the role of clown.  After all, this had been my main role in Scamdy.  If I had to do cart-wheels atop a barbed-wire fence to discombobulate the primitives, well, I'd do it. 

For the Greater Good; for the discombobulation of the primitives.

For those who are confused about what this is about, what was going on was that every so often I posted, and then took down after a couple of minutes, a certain photograph of myself.  The photograph was pretty innocuous, and taken at such an angle (four years ago) that my personal identification in real life is impossible, because my head was turned; hippyhubby Wild Bill can roam all over the roof of Nebraska with that picture, and still come up dry, when looking for franksolich in real life.

The "history" of the photograph was explained here some months ago.

I waited until there were no members at this thread, only "guests," posted, and then watched.  This required that I had three windows open on conservativecave, so as to watch all parts (no "moderator powers" were used in this project; any member can do the same thing).  The "guests" would see the picture, and then immediately rush off to Skins's island to tell the other primitives.  And as the primitives dashed over here to look at the picture, I immediately hit "modify comment", deleting the picture. 

There were many primitives going all over, up and down, this thread, looking for something that was no longer there.  It was hilarious, watching the primitives scramble; I wish I could've televised it. 

It was just by random accident our esteemed colleague Banned popped up on this thread, and I wasn't quick enough to hit the "modify comment" button, and so he saw a side of franksolich few have ever seen--although really, there's been much much much more exposed in the Lounge and the Shortbus here, than this.

As far as I know--I was watching closely--our colleague Banned was the only "member" who could've possibly seen that picture, and I hope to God he's not embarrassed having seen it, because really, there was nothing extraordinary about that picture, just an average picture of an average guy.

By the way, due to lighting, it seemed as if there was a green tone to franksolich's skin.  franksolich's skin does not have a green tone.  It's the photograph, not franksolich.

I suppose some might think it was juvenile--I thought so myself even before I did it--but remember, if being juvenile is what it takes for franksolich to disarray the primitives, well then, franksolich will happily be juvenile.  For the Greater Good, for the discombobulation of the primitives.

Unfortunately, as no one (other than Banned) seems to have seen the picture, the question still remains: if a primitive met franksolich in real life, and didn't know he was franksolich, would the primitive hit on franksolich?
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: Rugnuts on September 07, 2011, 03:52:59 PM
by quoting ballygrl, then repeating your photo experience, are you suggesting she post pics when no members are around, only "guests"?


/logsout

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: franksolich on September 07, 2011, 04:05:05 PM
by quoting ballygrl, then repeating your photo experience, are you suggesting she post pics when no members are around, only "guests"?

/logsout

 :popcorn:

No sir, not at all.

Ballygrl is a lady, and I'm a gentleman, both of us people of refinement.

I had a lot of fun doing this, though, watching all the ISP numbers stampeding here from Skins's island.

But other than the unfortunate case of our esteemed colleague Banned, who probably saw more than he wished to see, I had a rather quick finger on the "modify post" button, and so alas! for the primitives.

I'm a nice guy, one of the nicest guys one can ever hope to meet, but just as with everybody else, there is a slight streak of sadism in the character, healthily directed against the primitives and no one else.

If you've been around, surely you must know that GOBUCKS here, and BadCat at our old home, have the reputations for loathing and detesting the primitives more than anybody else.

That's only a reputation, though; the reality is no one, but no one, could possibly dislike the primitives more than franksolich, whose real life has been a ceaseless struggle against the defeatism, the dependency, the despondency which Democrats, liberals, and primitives wish to impose on those of us in any one of the various "protected classes."

I really hate the primitives, and wish they'd hurry up and self-destruct.
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 07, 2011, 07:23:35 PM
Aside from BFDU, I must say that I also saw the dual moons of Planet Nebraska myself, and then noted they had disappeared behind a gray cloud a few minutes later.

 :whistling:
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: franksolich on September 07, 2011, 07:32:36 PM
Aside from BFDU, I must say that I also saw the dual moons of Planet Nebraska myself, and then noted they had disappeared behind a gray cloud a few minutes later.

 :whistling:

Damn, I wasn't as quick on the draw as I thought I was, then.

Oh well.  Excresence happens.

What's been seen has been seen, and can't be unseen.  However, I'm sure you'll agree that really, there was nothing extraordinary about that photograph.
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 07, 2011, 09:29:56 PM
True...surprising, but not shocking.
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: Ballygrl on September 07, 2011, 10:28:16 PM
by quoting ballygrl, then repeating your photo experience, are you suggesting she post pics when no members are around, only "guests"?

/logsout

:popcorn:

:lmao:
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: Ballygrl on September 07, 2011, 10:29:28 PM
No sir, not at all.

Ballygrl is a lady, and I'm a gentleman, both of us people of refinement.

Awwwww, that's sweet.
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: franksolich on September 08, 2011, 08:18:42 AM
True...surprising, but not shocking.

I've laid the photograph aside for a bit, but generally, there's a key phrase in my comments that alerts one to that mischief's afoot, and the primitives have 30-60 seconds to catch something.

It usually looks something like this:











Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: Wineslob on September 08, 2011, 10:26:59 AM
Oh dear, one wonders if there will be a mass suicide at the DUmp. Doubtful, but one can always hope.




Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 08, 2011, 10:49:37 AM
Oh dear, one wonders if there will be a mass suicide at the DUmp. Doubtful, but one can always hope.






I think that the closest we'll get to that happening will be the night of November 6th, 2012. :yahoo:
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: Tucker on September 08, 2011, 11:37:14 AM
I think that the closest we'll get to that happening will be the night of November 6th, 2012. :yahoo:

My 60th birthday.
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 08, 2011, 11:43:40 AM
My 60th birthday.

What a birthday gift that would be! :yahoo: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 08, 2011, 11:44:35 AM
Oh dear, one wonders if there will be a mass suicide at the DUmp. Doubtful, but one can always hope.






If anyone wants to see what it is like at the DUmp on a big losing Presidential night, check out this link:

2004 Election Predictions (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,50573.0)
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 08, 2011, 11:53:40 AM
If anyone wants to see what it is like at the DUmp on a big losing Presidential night, check out this link:

2004 Election Predictions (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,50573.0)

Ahhh, memories . . . :yahoo: :whistling:
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: Ballygrl on September 08, 2011, 11:54:34 AM
If anyone wants to see what it is like at the DUmp on a big losing Presidential night, check out this link:

2004 Election Predictions (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,50573.0)

WOW! I bookmarked that link so I can read it later. I was on a board, and let me tell you, I never saw a bigger bunch of whiny assholes (excuse the swearing but I can't think of another word that fits) as I did the night of that election, the board had a small political section, the conservatives were outnumbered like 30-5 LOL, and it really shocked me how whiny, bitchy and classless an ideology can be. The funny part though were a couple of moderates trying to make peace and the leftists screamed at them and told them off.
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 08, 2011, 12:36:22 PM
WOW! I bookmarked that link so I can read it later. I was on a board, and let me tell you, I never saw a bigger bunch of whiny assholes (excuse the swearing but I can't think of another word that fits) as I did the night of that election, the board had a small political section, the conservatives were outnumbered like 30-5 LOL, and it really shocked me how whiny, bitchy and classless an ideology can be. The funny part though were a couple of moderates trying to make peace and the leftists screamed at them and told them off.

I saw that you had bookmarked it in the original thread.  During that election season, I was collecting a lot of DUmp election predictions and the thread titles themselves are hilarious.

I also love all the "Stolen Election" crap too, makes me laugh. :lmao:
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: Karin on September 08, 2011, 01:23:13 PM
Thanks, Ralph, you're a peach!  The KERRY IN A LANDSLIDE!!!! posts make me laugh.  Good stuff.  

This one was funny:

Quote
Blaze Diem (1000+ posts)        Tue Nov-02-04 07:05 PM
Original message
When do we get to tell Freeps to quit whinning and just GET OVER IT?
 That should be the only answer allowed to their voter challenges.

They are such a freakin sneaky bunch..get over it ... gee too bad for them...too bad they didn't vote for Kerry/Edwards cuz then they'd be WINNERS instead of sore LOSERS.
 

Do you mean winning? 
And are you 8 years old? 

I'm afraid the thread has been hijacked away from Illinois.  I'll stop. 
Title: Re: Thread to Watch: IL officially runs out of other people's money
Post by: franksolich on September 08, 2011, 01:28:48 PM
Thanks, Ralph, you're a peach!  The KERRY IN A LANDSLIDE!!!! posts make me laugh.  Good stuff.  

This one was funny:

Do you mean winning? 
And are you 8 years old? 

I'm afraid the thread has been hijacked away from Illinois.  I'll stop. 

Every time someone comments on this thread, 4-8 lurking primitives rush over to it, hoping to see something that's not [currently] here.