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Title: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: franksolich on September 02, 2011, 11:54:15 PM
Oh my.

This is a continuation of the sparkling husband dude's whining about us in the "ask the administrators" forum on Skins's island.  It was brought over here the other day.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=437x4198

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Mon Aug-29-11 02:27 PM
Response to Reply #5
 
6. That's hardly an answer . . . apart from being pro forma. 

I have no access to IP addresses or the records of referring web sites, or any of the other hard evidence that one might be what others suspect them to be. You, on the other hand, do.

My evidence is "what I read on the Internets," which you already brushed aside.

See, here's another thing. I read on the very same Internets that they have even infiltrated your moderators. I know that I'm not the only one to raise that issue. I have seen it mentioned it here on DU, even though, right now, I am unable to find the thread. Maybe it got nuked.

Then there's the matter of sock puppets and zombies. Were I to get banned, I will bet nearly anything that I would be found out damned fast, just due to my style. A lot of banned posters have styles, too. For all but the most studied imposter (and I am certain there are many such wankers) we can mask our personality just so long, even on the Internets. Some people who spend a great deal of time on this site have identified the sock puppets for who they are, but even with that, none of it is "evidence" and, were I a mod, there's no way I would burn an accused sock without real, hard proof. An alert from an ordinary member like me is not proof.

IP addresses *are* reasonably good proof. Consistent referring site data is good circumstantial proof, but less reliable than IP addresses.

Unless no one is checking.

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Skinner ADMIN  (1000+ posts)        Mon Aug-29-11 02:30 PM
Response to Reply #6
 
7. Yeah, we've figured out how to check IP addresses. Thanks.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: franksolich on September 03, 2011, 12:20:40 AM
Oh my.

It's the middle of the night, and not all the primitives are stoned or passed out.

They've noticed this thread.

The primitives can kiss franksolich's ass.

Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 03, 2011, 12:27:53 AM
Another good one:
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ClassWarrior  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-01-11 05:03 PM
Response to Reply #5
6. I see the "continuation of previous threads" rule only applies to certain DUers... 
 ...as demonstrated by this thread which was posted more than 40 hours ago:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

Now you can't tell me that the ever-vigilant, ever-present cbayer didn't see this thread, since there are numerous deleted posts and subthreads in it.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=437x4236
 
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 03, 2011, 02:13:00 AM
Hey Stinky, my mole has been on your site for...YEARS.
I no longer fear getting banned. You guys just aren't up to the task.

Instead of getting upset, why not learn to love us infiltrators? Sure we laugh and mock you, but that's just because you are an idiot. DU is such a collection of tards and misfits that you will always have people laughing at you. Moles are just a part of your life. get a spine and deal with it.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: MoshMasterD on September 03, 2011, 03:57:32 AM
That's the beauty of AOL.  They only have 1 IP address for all.  It's very difficult to to permanently ban someone entirely without the rest of the forum community getting banned as well.  So they just take it out one name at a time.

If Vinnie The Dude is lurking...

Questo è il bello di AOL. Hanno solo 1 indirizzo IP per tutti. E 'molto difficile per vietare in modo permanente una persona del tutto senza il resto della comunità del forum ricevendo vietato pure. Così non fanno altro che togliere un nome per volta.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 03, 2011, 06:03:23 AM
Obviously, the stinkmonger doesn't have a mole here, else we'd know by now. :tongue: :evilbird: to Stinky!
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: Splashdown on September 03, 2011, 07:14:42 AM
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/20/129188364962825600.jpg)
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: Ballygrl on September 03, 2011, 07:36:40 AM
Questo è il bello di AOL. Hanno solo 1 indirizzo IP per tutti. E 'molto difficile per vietare in modo permanente una persona del tutto senza il resto della comunità del forum ricevendo vietato pure. Così non fanno altro che togliere un nome per volta.

Oh mio! molto buona!
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: Ballygrl on September 03, 2011, 07:37:47 AM
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/20/129188364962825600.jpg)

:lmao:

The Panda is so adorable.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 03, 2011, 07:48:52 AM
We R N Ur Innernetz, Stinky!

 :tongue:
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: Skul on September 03, 2011, 08:09:02 AM
How long did stinkdude sit in front of the ParGen, when Franksolich forgot to turn it off?
Yo, stinkdude, Cbayer is one of our moles. :rotf:  Could be me.

Dang, stinkdude is waaaay out there. :mental:
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: NHSparky on September 03, 2011, 08:15:22 AM
All your IPs are belong to us, Dude.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: zeitgeist on September 03, 2011, 08:17:17 AM
That's the beauty of AOL.  They only have 1 IP address for all.  It's very difficult to to permanently ban someone entirely without the rest of the forum community getting banned as well.  So they just take it out one name at a time.

If Vinnie The Dude is lurking...

Questo è il bello di AOL. Hanno solo 1 indirizzo IP per tutti. E 'molto difficile per vietare in modo permanente una persona del tutto senza il resto della comunità del forum ricevendo vietato pure. Così non fanno altro che togliere un nome per volta.

Say what about Hans Solo?  And isn't Stinky better represented by:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7e/Koala_and_joey.jpg)

A marsupial, one who eats, shoots, and leaves. :whatever:
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: tanstaafl on September 03, 2011, 09:38:11 AM
Oh my.

This is a continuation of the sparkling husband dude's whining about us in the "ask the administrators" forum on Skins's island.  It was brought over here the other day.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=437x4198

I don't unnerstand why the Dude doesn't apply to be one of Skin's posting executioners, er, I mean moderators.
Then he could rape and pillage, slash and burn through Skin's potential donors on the Island of Malcontent like Kubla Khan through Eastern Europe in the Days of Yore. Sounds like a fun distraction for the Bombastic Bitter Brute Dude.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 03, 2011, 09:42:50 AM
I don't unnerstand why the Dude doesn't apply to be one of Skin's posting executioners, er, I mean moderators.
Then he could rape and pillage, slash and burn through Skin's potential donors on the Island of Malcontent like Kubla Khan through Eastern Europe in the Days of Yore. Sounds like a fun distraction for the Bombastic Bitter Brute Dude.

Because the real issue is that Stinky doesn't want his posts diluted with those from moles, of which there are scores. He fancies himself as a true THINKER, and true thinkers cannot be foiled by us Katzenjammers, pretending to be liberal one day and poking the hive the next.

Hey, Stinky? You're a *******ed moron posting on a worthless site. Your Messiah is a jug-eared idiot. Your life has very little meaning because you choose it to be so.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: thundley4 on September 03, 2011, 09:50:41 AM
I don't unnerstand why the Dude doesn't apply to be one of Skin's posting executioners, er, I mean moderators.
Then he could rape and pillage, slash and burn through Skin's potential donors on the Island of Malcontent like Kubla Khan through Eastern Europe in the Days of Yore. Sounds like a fun distraction for the Bombastic Bitter Brute Dude.

I'm guessing that he has applied to be a moderator and that he gets turned down every time. Skinner doesn't doesn't want to lose a ton of donors just because the Dude is paranoid.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: tanstaafl on September 03, 2011, 10:02:09 AM
I'm guessing that he has applied to be a moderator and that he gets turned down every time. Skinner doesn't doesn't want to lose a ton of donors just because the Dude is paranoid.
I don't think the Dude is a raving paranoid, tho he does seem a tad annoyed with the current administration of Skin's Island, especially the jack-booted praeterian guards manning the ramparts.

The Dude seems to be obsessed with getting franksolich's mole. Appears that if he is given a bit of leeway, half a chance, he'd TS a thousand random Dummies in the hope that one may be franksolich.

Kind of like a moronic scorched earth strategy.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: Carl on September 03, 2011, 10:57:46 AM
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Then there's the matter of sock puppets and zombies. Were I to get banned, I will bet nearly anything that I would be found out damned fast, just due to my style. A lot of banned posters have styles, too. For all but the most studied imposter (and I am certain there are many such wankers) we can mask our personality just so long, even on the Internets. Some people who spend a great deal of time on this site have identified the sock puppets for who they are, but even with that, none of it is "evidence" and, were I a mod, there's no way I would burn an accused sock without real, hard proof. An alert from an ordinary member like me is not proof.


You suffer the basic problem of an idiot dude...thinking that just because you are so vile and ignorant as to not ever be different so everyone else is.

I can mole your little cesspool of an island at will because I have a brain and know that I have to say the opposite of what I know to be correct.
Throw in a goodly dose of impotent rage and sheer lunacy and it is easy to fool you jackasses. :loser:
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: beefeater on September 03, 2011, 11:16:22 AM
Aww come on Stink, there's no such thing as moles. Skimmer knows all about those IPs and runs them out before they can even post.

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Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: Ballygrl on September 03, 2011, 11:34:43 AM
I'm feeling a little bad for him, he seems to want attention, is there an affirmative action program in place for the POTY Awards?
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: franksolich on September 03, 2011, 12:13:57 PM
I'm feeling a little bad for him, he seems to want attention, is there an affirmative action program in place for the POTY Awards?

I'm afraid not; it's a straight up-and-down popularity contest, the Top 10 DUmmies of the year.

As it seems to stand right now, this holiday weekend, the odds are pretty good that the sparkling husband dude is going to be the only one from the Top 10 DUmmies of 2010 to repeat this year, but I bet it won't be second place; probably more like in the bottom half of the Top 10.

But he finished in a very high second place last year, and that glory should be enough for him.

After all, second place isn't bad; one's beaten everybody but one.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 03, 2011, 12:30:38 PM
I'm afraid not; it's a straight up-and-down popularity contest, the Top 10 DUmmies of the year.

As it seems to stand right now, this holiday weekend, the odds are pretty good that the sparkling husband dude is going to be the only one from the Top 10 DUmmies of 2010 to repeat this year, but I bet it won't be second place; probably more like in the bottom half of the Top 10.

But he finished in a very high second place last year, and that glory should be enough for him.

After all, second place isn't bad; one's beaten everybody but one.
There are at least a dozen DUmmies who are far more intelligent and entertaining than Vinnie.
Vinnie's only strength is in making a hundred posts a day. They're boring as hell, but there are swarms of them.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: franksolich on September 03, 2011, 12:38:57 PM
There are at least a dozen DUmmies who are far more intelligent and entertaining than Vinnie.

Vinnie's only strength is in making a hundred posts a day. They're boring as hell, but there are swarms of them.

Well, when looking at the Top 10 DUmmies from 2010:

(01) the Die alte Sau
(02) the sparkling husband dude
(03) Doug's stupid ex-wife
(04) bobbolink
(05) CalPig
(06) the Barack 0bama gestapo
(07) the brain-damaged primitive
(08) the drunken old hag xultar
(09) the subway cat
(10) BanTheGOP

I don't see where any of them particularly shined this year, so it's unlikely they'll repeat.

The field looks more promising for last year's runners-up:

(11) HannahBell
(12) AnArmyVeteran
(13) Kentuck
(14) Taverner
(15) Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive
(16) the skumbag primitive
(17) nadin
(18) Oscar Wilde, the large-proboscised primitive Cyrano
(19) MineralMan
(20) HawkeyeX

I'll bet at least four of them end up in the Top 10 this year, at least as it stands right now.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 03, 2011, 01:00:06 PM
Well, when looking at the Top 10 DUmmies from 2010:

(01) the Die alte Sau
(02) the sparkling husband dude
(03) Doug's stupid ex-wife
(04) bobbolink
(05) CalPig
(06) the Barack 0bama gestapo
(07) the brain-damaged primitive
(08) the drunken old hag xultar
(09) the subway cat
(10) BanTheGOP

I don't see where any of them particularly shined this year, so it's unlikely they'll repeat.

The field looks more promising for last year's runners-up:

(11) HannahBell
(12) AnArmyVeteran
(13) Kentuck
(14) Taverner
(15) Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive
(16) the skumbag primitive
(17) nadin
(18) Oscar Wilde, the large-proboscised primitive Cyrano
(19) MineralMan
(20) HawkeyeX

I'll bet at least four of them end up in the Top 10 this year, at least as it stands right now.
Nutcase nadin's surge to the top is really remarkable.
Who could have expected what a light was hidden under that bushel?
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: franksolich on September 03, 2011, 01:03:40 PM
Nutcase nadin's surge to the top is really remarkable.

Who could have expected what a light was hidden under that bushel?

I haven't gone far back enough to find out if a primitive came out of nowhere to become the Top DUmmie.

But the Die alte Sau was 19th in 2009, 1st in 2010.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: Ballygrl on September 03, 2011, 01:14:37 PM
OK, so you're basically saying Stinky shouldn't be given affirmative action for the POTY's? is that because the other nominees have worked hard to make the list and they should be recognized for their efforts, and using affirmative action would be wrong to those who've worked for the title?
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: franksolich on September 03, 2011, 01:17:04 PM
OK, so you're basically saying Stinky shouldn't be given affirmative action for the POTY's? is that because the other nominees have worked hard to make the list and they should be recognized for their efforts, and using affirmative action would be wrong to those who've worked for the title?

Bingo.  You got it.

The sparkling husband dude's probably good enough to finish in the bottom half of the Top 10 this year--at least as it now stands--but no better than that, because other primitives have worked harder and better.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: Splashdown on September 03, 2011, 01:25:21 PM
Know what would really piss of the DUde? If he DIDN'T crack the top 10. Him being beneath our notice would send him into flights of impotent rage only heretofore dreamed of.

 :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: franksolich on September 03, 2011, 01:26:59 PM
Know what would really piss of the DUde? If he DIDN'T crack the top 10. Him being beneath our notice would send him into flights of impotent rage only heretofore dreamed of.

 :lmao: :lmao:

Well, I still say, as I used to whenever Nebraska beat OKlahoma for the Big 8 conference championship; there's nothing wrong with being number two.  One's better than a whole lot of others, when one's number two.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: Odin's Hand on September 03, 2011, 01:33:22 PM
We are EVERYWHERE, dude. Ramp up the paranoia!
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: franksolich on September 03, 2011, 01:37:20 PM
We are EVERYWHERE, dude. Ramp up the paranoia!

You know, the ParGen, the paranoia generator, got all overheated the other night, when I accidentally left it on; that was when I posted an e-mail to my fellow alum Skins, in which the screen-print had betrayed the existence of dossiers.  It was purely accidental; I wasn't watching the "task bar" when I screen-captured the message.

No one here seemed to notice it, but according to our Canaris on Skins's island, the primitives did.

I decided this holiday weekend to let the ParGen cool down, take a break.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: franksolich on September 03, 2011, 01:55:16 PM
Throw in a goodly dose of impotent rage and sheer lunacy and it is easy to fool you jackasses. :loser:

You know, sir, I was up in the middle of the night--there was a dense fog out here, and so I couldn't sleep--when all decent and civilized people were slumbering, and noticed this particular thread was drawing lots and lots of primitive lurkers.

Such is their lunacy that they kept seeing something that isn't here.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: Airwolf on September 03, 2011, 02:36:54 PM
Aww Stinkbait is more wound up then a bus load of retards going to the crayon factory.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: franksolich on September 03, 2011, 03:19:12 PM
Aww Stinkbait is more wound up then a bus load of retards going to the crayon factory.

The sparkling husband dude is the Number One example of why my fellow alum Skins has that rule about the primitives not paying attention to the DUmpster.

That rule exists for a good and valid reason, and I for one encourage the primitives to obey it; to not pay any attention to us at all.

On our side, selfishly, if the primitives know they're being observed, they quit acting naturally, and act instead for their audience, real or alleged.  This acting definitely distorts anthropological research. 

However, more importantly on their side, if the primitives know they're being observed, they get all bent out of shape and paranoid, which is not good for fragile mental health and stability.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: BattleHymn on September 03, 2011, 04:03:44 PM
I hope you practice backing up your dossier files.  You wouldn't want to lose all of that valuable anthropological information.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: franksolich on September 03, 2011, 04:09:15 PM
I hope you practice backing up your dossier files.  You wouldn't want to lose all of that valuable anthropological information.  :popcorn:

Actually, sir, I'm rather proud of those dossiers.

There's 2,103 of them.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 03, 2011, 04:11:53 PM
You know, the ParGen, the paranoia generator, got all overheated the other night, when I accidentally left it on . . . No one here seemed to notice it, but according to our Canaris on Skins's island, the primitives did.

Ahhh . . . Coach, it's a shame you can't hear this.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcflCzZlLcQ[/youtube]
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: BattleHymn on September 03, 2011, 04:16:33 PM
Actually, sir, I'm rather proud of those dossiers.

There's 2,103 of them.

The biggest file I have on my computer has 800 sub files in it.  2,103 files is truly mind boggling.  I'll bet it is a sight to see, with all the tabs lined up, in order, waiting to take in new information.     
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: wasp69 on September 03, 2011, 11:01:51 PM
Stanky, my boy, would it surprise you to know that my oldest mole has been around long enough to remember what "everybody, into the basement" meant?  Would it surprise you to know that I have had 2 different moles as moderators at the same time?

Look at my posting style, you should be able to figure it out.

Or I could just be yanking your chain and have never been registered at the DUmp.  One just never really knows.....
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: Skul on September 03, 2011, 11:15:18 PM
I. am. Pitt.

Chew on that, stinkdude.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: Mike B the Cajun on September 04, 2011, 07:20:47 AM
If someone would improve ParGen to the point it could run 24/7 without overheating, the DUmp would get REALLY entertaining!   :-)   :fuelfire:

 :popcorn:

Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 04, 2011, 07:23:40 AM
If someone would improve ParGen to the point it could run 24/7 without overheating, the DUmp would get REALLY entertaining!   :-)   :fuelfire:

 :popcorn:



It's better to stick with batch processing rather than continuous throughput when dealing with weapons grade fissionable stupidity.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: BattleHymn on September 04, 2011, 09:12:03 AM
It's better to stick with batch processing rather than continuous throughput when dealing with weapons grade fissionable stupidity.

H5   :-)
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: Tucker on September 04, 2011, 09:39:43 AM
There are certain advantages to being a DUmb moderator. Only downside is you have to waste money on a stamp to send in the TOS form. I can't get a DUmbass to pay for that like they pay for my star.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: whiffleball on September 04, 2011, 10:12:45 AM
There are certain advantages to being a DUmb moderator. Only downside is you have to waste money on a stamp to send in the TOS form. I can't get a DUmbass to pay for that like they pay for my star.

How do you manage to get a star?  I can't seem to evoke enough emotion there for someone to grant me one.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: franksolich on September 04, 2011, 10:14:00 AM
How do you manage to get a star?  I can't seem to evoke enough emotion there for someone to grant me one.

Have your mole hang around the CalPig primitive.

My mole doesn't, because my mole avoids all contact with primitives prominent in the DUmpster, when on Skins's island.

But just hang around the CalPig primitive there.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: whiffleball on September 04, 2011, 10:16:01 AM
Have your mole hang around the CalPig primitive.

My mole doesn't, because my mole avoids all contact with primitives prominent in the DUmpster, when on Skins's island.

But just hang around the CalPig primitive there.

Yeah, but she hangs out in the looniest of the looney bin over there.  I can act, but I'm not sure how insane I can pretend to be to blend into that rubber room.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: franksolich on September 04, 2011, 10:19:06 AM
Yeah, but she hangs out in the looniest of the looney bin over there.  I can act, but I'm not sure how insane I can pretend to be to blend into that rubber room.

Then you might try hanging around the Lounge; sometimes some random primitive donates stars there.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: Tucker on September 04, 2011, 10:22:14 AM
How do you manage to get a star?  I can't seem to evoke enough emotion there for someone to grant me one.

Page 1 of the VRWC handbook. :tongue:
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 04, 2011, 10:59:54 AM
Stinky, we're in your head...
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.
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By the way, when was the last time you cleaned this place, if you don't mind me asking...?
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: Ballygrl on September 04, 2011, 11:26:47 AM
This thread reminds me of this song:

[youtube=425,350]7YvAYIJSSZY[/youtube]
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: redwhit on September 04, 2011, 11:57:56 AM
Well I, for one, am very proud to be taking up my DU moderator duties.  After all the stories, I've been dying to see what it's like behind the scenes for myself.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: Traveshamockery on September 04, 2011, 12:07:55 PM
Wow.  Stinky has his panties in quite a twist, doesn't he?  We're such an insignificant little site here compared to the great big DU, I wonder why Stinky would be so concerned about all of the attention.  After all, even us mean, evil, racist conservatives need a good laugh every now and then and we get plenty from the DUmmies like Stinky. 

Hello Stinky! 

 :bigbird:
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: franksolich on September 04, 2011, 12:09:10 PM
Wow.  Stinky has his panties in quite a twist, doesn't he?  We're such an insignificant little site here compared to the great big DU, I wonder why Stinky would be so concerned about all of the attention.  After all, even us mean, evil, racist conservatives need a good laugh every now and then and we get plenty from the DUmmies like Stinky. 

Hello Stinky! 

 :bigbird:

You know, madam, it drives him nuts that he can't respond to you.

It's great.

Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: Revolution on September 04, 2011, 01:05:35 PM
Nutcase nadin's surge to the top is really remarkable.
Who could have expected what a light was hidden under that bushel?

:shucks:

I actually know what StinkDude is going through. I have the same problem. You get into something, and it's just a loop. You hold onto it as if a putbull with a nice big meaty treat. I have the same...er...disorder/problem, but it is seen most often in me with my music. I get stuck on a song, and keep playing it.

Stinky: Turn the damn radio off! Or at least go to the next song on your playlist...
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: franksolich on September 04, 2011, 04:14:19 PM
Oh my.

The lurking primitives have been coming to this thread, looking for something.

One wonders what it might be.

For the meantime, the lurking primitives can kiss my ass.


Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 04, 2011, 05:08:36 PM
I make it a point to have my mole post in his threads to praise him and build up his ego.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 04, 2011, 05:27:58 PM
I make it a point to have my mole post in his threads to praise him and build up his ego.

Yes...while unreccing him is fun, it is best left to the REAL DUmmies he has pissed off, rather than put him on the trail of one's mole just for the cheap thrill.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: BattleHymn on September 04, 2011, 05:58:22 PM
Then you might try hanging around the Lounge; sometimes some random primitive donates stars there.

While hanging around in the lounge during the most recent Skinner Vacation Fund Drive, that Calpig was giving out anonymous stars, that she could barely contain herself from humbly taking credit for, when the recipient posted a thread thanking the anonymous donor. 

Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 04, 2011, 06:56:47 PM
It's better to stick with batch processing rather than continuous throughput when dealing with weapons grade fissionable stupidity.

I thank God that I had finished my last mouthful of Stewart's Maple Walnut ice cream before I read that.  Else, it would be on the monitor now.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: Revolution on September 06, 2011, 06:59:38 AM
^ Well thanks, BSS...now I want some Maple Walnut Ice Cream.

 :mad:
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 06, 2011, 07:04:12 AM
^ Well thanks, BSS...now I want some Maple Walnut Ice Cream.

 :mad:

Rev, tell me how wanting Maple Walnut ice cream is a bad thing.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: Revolution on September 06, 2011, 07:10:12 AM
If I could hop in a car, go to my grocery store, and have it, I would. Alas, I can't... :(

"Wanting" and "having" are two entirely different things.


Dammit.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: Karin on September 06, 2011, 07:40:15 AM
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It's better to stick with batch processing rather than continuous throughput when dealing with weapons grade fissionable stupidity.



Sage advice. 

OT for no reason:  Also try Stewart's Brownie ala mode.  It's great.  The Pandemonium fell out of favor in the household after someone OD'd.  This is far more important than Stinky's twisted panties. 
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: Splashdown on September 06, 2011, 07:44:51 AM
Hey. When can we tell the DUde that Sparkly's cats are on our payroll?

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/8/9/128943279529503726.jpg)
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 06, 2011, 07:53:44 AM
Sage advice.  

OT for no reason:  Also try Stewart's Brownie ala mode.  It's great.  The Pandemonium fell out of favor in the household after someone OD'd.  This is far more important than Stinky's twisted panties.  

 :jacked2:

Okay, then.  The three flavors on sale this week are:  Chocolate Chip, Mint Cookie Crumble (my wife's favorite), and Crumbs Along The Mohawk (a favorite of mine).  Naturally, I did the wise thing, and got a half-gallon of CATM . . . with a half-gallon of MCC.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: franksolich on September 06, 2011, 08:03:33 AM
Oh my.

Why did you guys resurrect this dead thread?  Now the sparkling husband dude's reading it again.

The sparkling husband dude can kiss my ass.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 06, 2011, 08:17:28 AM
Hey. When can we tell the DUde that Sparkly's cats are on our payroll?

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/8/9/128943279529503726.jpg)

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: Carl on September 06, 2011, 08:24:58 AM
:jacked2:

Okay, then.  The three flavors on sale this week are:  Chocolate Chip, Mint Cookie Crumble (my wife's favorite), and Crumbs Along The Mohawk (a favorite of mine).  Naturally, I did the wise thing, and got a half-gallon of CATM . . . with a half-gallon of MCC.

Now I have to stop and get some on the way home.  :hyper:
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: NHSparky on September 06, 2011, 08:30:24 AM
Rev, tell me how wanting Maple Walnut ice cream is a bad thing.

Especially when made with REAL maple syrup...
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: Revolution on September 06, 2011, 09:22:43 AM
^ I don't often use this phrase, but...YUMMY!!

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The sparkling husband dude can kiss my ass.

 :lmao: I've noticed you informing many primitives of this over the last few days. I simply have a question for you, Frank. Why would you treat your ass in such a manner? I would hazard a guess it has served you well through the years? Why must you be so cruel? If your ass hd a brain, and a voicebox, might it have a bone to pick with you?







If not, it would at least have better breath than 95% of the primitives.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 06, 2011, 09:25:58 AM
Oh my.

Why did you guys resurrect this dead thread?  Now the sparkling husband dude's reading it again.

The sparkling husband dude can kiss my ass.


Now Frank, considering some of the years-old zombie threads you've reanimated in the past, you don't really have a lot of room the throw stones across the Rubicon at glass windmills.

 :-)
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 06, 2011, 09:45:49 AM
Now I have to stop and get some on the way home.  :hyper:

I know that it's tough to choose, seeing that you like Stewart's Ice Cream.  Get a half-gallon of each. :tongue: :fuelfire:

DAT, H5 for the mismatch of metaphors.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: Splashdown on September 06, 2011, 10:50:21 AM
Now Frank, considering some of the years-old zombie threads you've reanimated in the past, you don't really have a lot of room the throw stones across the Rubicon at glass windmills.

 :-)

Way to kill two birds of a feather in the bush with one stone!

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 06, 2011, 12:06:15 PM
Way to kill two birds of a feather in the bush with one stone!
Very nice nadinism.
Title: Re: sparkling husband dude still whining about infiltrators
Post by: Karin on September 06, 2011, 01:00:21 PM
That was nice, wasn't it?

BSS, the highjacker on the left in your little icon looks like a muslim to me.  You're such a racist....