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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BannedFromDU on September 02, 2011, 08:57:21 AM

Title: For my 1,000th post
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 02, 2011, 08:57:21 AM
I would like to encourage any and all DUmmies to get a login and engage us in conversation.

I know why you won't, of course: it isn't because you don't like a debate. It's because Skinner might find out who you are and BAN you.

Come on, Taverner - put down the bong, take a shower, and log in. You too, Nadine - we will forgive your grammar and spelling issues (don't ALL "writers" have them?). Stinky? Come on, bro.

Pussies.

Title: Re: For my 1,000th post
Post by: franksolich on September 02, 2011, 08:59:02 AM
Wow.

Congratulations, sir.

But I wouldn't expect much from the primitives, who huddle in cold, craven, sweaty fear on Skins's island.
Title: Re: For my 1,000th post
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 02, 2011, 09:05:56 AM
And with his one thousandth post...he tries to start a fight.... :lmao:

...and we all got ring side seats.

Whadda you mean, they forfeited?
Title: Re: For my 1,000th post
Post by: RWKindaGuy on September 02, 2011, 09:19:37 AM
Wow.

Congratulations, sir.

But I wouldn't expect much from the primitives, who huddle in cold, craven, sweaty fear on Skins's island.

When I read that, this image came to mind.

(http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/1004/allegoryofthecaveillusi.jpg)
Title: Re: For my 1,000th post
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 02, 2011, 11:22:13 AM
They cling to their irrational fear of reality as it is outside DU like a shipwrecked sailor to a scrap of planking.  It's all they have to validate their hateful and dependent existences.
Title: Re: For my 1,000th post
Post by: commonguymd on September 02, 2011, 06:12:22 PM
It takes me approximately 8 years to get to 1000 posts.
Title: Re: For my 1,000th post
Post by: Skul on September 02, 2011, 06:53:52 PM
It takes me approximately 8 years to get to 1000 posts.
Do what the primatives do.
Post LOL's in the cooking forum. :rotf: