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Title: Butt Lift at Wal-Mart
Post by: CG6468 on September 01, 2011, 09:11:26 AM

You've probably heard that I recently underwent a surgical procedure, a butt lift, at the Walmart Surgical Center.

It wasn't the most pleasant experience. I should have left well enough alone. I want to show you how it turned out.

I hope this keeps YOU from having this done. Please, don't get a butt lift at the Walmart. You will regret it if you do.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/lowfreeboard/BackBoobs.jpg)

Title: Re: Butt Lift at Wal-Mart
Post by: Eupher on September 01, 2011, 09:19:43 AM

Damn. That thing should be docking, rather than parking, in the Wally World lot.

It'll need 4-5 tugs just to negotiate the speed bumps.

Title: Re: Butt Lift at Wal-Mart
Post by: Rugnuts on September 01, 2011, 02:51:32 PM

if she trimmed her bangs, she would realize her bewbs are showing  :-)

Title: Re: Butt Lift at Wal-Mart
Post by: DixieBelle on September 01, 2011, 03:01:57 PM

Oh good lord! I had to look at the feet to see which way it's pointing and I am still not sure! :rofl:

Title: Re: Butt Lift at Wal-Mart
Post by: Wineslob on September 02, 2011, 11:40:49 AM

Is that the Giagantic Primitive's ass on her back?