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Title: Why are there no women polygamy leaders?
Post by: morningAngel on April 27, 2008, 10:11:48 PM
other than the obvious that no woman would want two men....
why hasn't some woman in the middle of nowhere set up house with five or six men?  a remote area, say about two hundred miles from the nearest Walmart, in a lush valley on top of the mountain range..
hmmmmmmm
 :naughty:

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Title: Re: Why are there no women polygamy leaders?
Post by: Chris_ on April 27, 2008, 10:33:23 PM
Because it is called "polyandry" and drains men dry.
Title: Re: Why are there no women polygamy leaders?
Post by: RedTail on April 27, 2008, 10:46:15 PM
other than the obvious that no woman would want two men....
why hasn't some woman in the middle of nowhere set up house with five or six men?  a remote area, say about two hundred miles from the nearest Walmart, in a lush valley on top of the mountain range..
hmmmmmmm
 :naughty:

applicants now being accepted

No woman right here. :)

But these wouldn't be ordinary guys.

*Red*
Title: Re: Why are there no women polygamy leaders?
Post by: Lord Undies on April 27, 2008, 11:00:04 PM
It wouldn't make any sense.  It would be like having five gas jets for one oven.  Pointless, to say the least. 

In addition, the idea goes against human nature and would be completely without order.  It would be like putting a barnyard chicken in charge of a barn full of cats.

Try as we may to fool ourselves to make the PC crowd happy, the reality remains that men and women are not biological, physical, or emotional equals.
Title: Re: Why are there no women polygamy leaders?
Post by: The Night Owl on April 27, 2008, 11:06:25 PM
I know! I know!

Corinthians, 14:34-35:  "Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.  And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church."
Title: Re: Why are there no women polygamy leaders?
Post by: rich_t on April 27, 2008, 11:06:34 PM
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why hasn't some woman in the middle of nowhere set up house with five or six men?

Ever hear of the Alpha Male term?

It simply wouldn't work with humans.
Title: Re: Why are there no women polygamy leaders?
Post by: The Night Owl on April 27, 2008, 11:08:19 PM
Try as we may to fool ourselves to make the PC crowd happy, the reality remains that men and women are not biological, physical, or emotional equals.

The voice of reason!

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Title: Re: Why are there no women polygamy leaders?
Post by: morningAngel on April 28, 2008, 12:27:16 AM
my theory on bigamy has always been that the church forbids it "No man shall serve two masters"
but it is an intriguing thought....

remember the Lee Marvin/Clint Eastwood movie, Paint Your Wagon?
Title: Re: Why are there no women polygamy leaders?
Post by: delilahmused on April 28, 2008, 03:18:24 AM
Because women have to be in the mood...men just have to be in the room.

Cindie
Title: Re: Why are there no women polygamy leaders?
Post by: Duke Nukum on April 28, 2008, 03:44:55 AM
Actually, while seemingly rarer, I have heard of at least one woman polygamist in the last ten years.  Somewhere in Florida, I think.
Title: Re: Why are there no women polygamy leaders?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 28, 2008, 06:25:07 AM
Ploygamous cults tend to increase in numbers for kind of obvious reasons.  There is kind of an obvious choke point in the growth of a polyandrous cult.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Why are there no women polygamy leaders?
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 28, 2008, 07:43:55 AM
L'il Johnny and l'il Suzy were playing in the backyard together.

"I have a GI Joe action figure," l'il Johnny announces proudly.

"Oh yeah, I have a Malibu Barbie," retorts l'il Susie.

"My GI Joe has a jeep."

"My Malibu Barbie has a Corvette."

Not to be outdone l'il Johnny drops his pants. "I've got one of these."

L'il Susie hikes up her skirt, "Well, I've got one of these and with one of these I can get as many of those as I want."
Title: Re: Why are there no women polygamy leaders?
Post by: DixieBelle on April 28, 2008, 10:02:20 AM
I'm busy enough bossing around one husband!!!! :-)