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Title: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: Gina on August 31, 2011, 06:52:45 AM: PSA: Just wanted to keep you up to date on the FLOTUS fashion from July - August.

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Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: Chris_ on August 31, 2011, 06:59:19 AM: She dresses better than her husband governs.

And that's all I have to say about that.
Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: Gina on August 31, 2011, 07:01:13 AM: Quote from: chris_ on August 31, 2011, 06:59:19 AM

And that's all I have to say about that.

Chocolate?
Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 31, 2011, 07:26:10 AM: Dang, I haven't seen dresses made from 50 lb. flour sacks in years.
Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: CG6468 on August 31, 2011, 08:18:46 AM: Golly gosh, Gina. Did you have to do this? :diebouncy:
Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: Gina on August 31, 2011, 08:30:15 AM: Gotta keep you men grateful for your wives
Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 31, 2011, 08:34:13 AM: Quote
FLOTUS - Fashion

Two things that don't belong in the same sentence.
Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: NHSparky on August 31, 2011, 08:37:49 AM: Sure they do, provided you add the word "disaster" after it.
Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: Alpha Mare on August 31, 2011, 08:38:46 AM: Oxymoron- and heavy on the moron.
Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 31, 2011, 08:39:54 AM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 31, 2011, 07:26:10 AM
Dang, I haven't seen dresses made from 50 lb. flour sacks in years.

:rotf:
Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: Celtic Rose on August 31, 2011, 08:51:31 AM: She is slouching in almost all of those pictures. The dress in the 5th picture isn't so bad.
Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: Rebel on August 31, 2011, 09:00:23 AM: Quote from: Celtic Rose on August 31, 2011, 08:51:31 AM
She is slouching in almost all of those pictures. The dress in the 5th picture isn't so bad.

Looks like a rain coat to me.
Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: BEG on August 31, 2011, 09:17:00 AM: She doesn't look terrible in the 2nd picture.
Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 31, 2011, 09:22:29 AM: Quote from: BEG on August 31, 2011, 09:17:00 AM
She doesn't look terrible in the 2nd picture.

That's because she's partially blocked out.
Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: Gina on August 31, 2011, 09:25:41 AM: Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on August 31, 2011, 09:22:29 AM
That's because she's partially blocked out.

ZING! :lmao:
Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: Wineslob on August 31, 2011, 10:13:39 AM: A black Jackie O she is not.
Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 31, 2011, 10:23:02 AM: Quote from: Wineslob on August 31, 2011, 10:13:39 AM
A black Jackie O she is not.

Laura Bush was far more elegant than Moo-chelle can even dream.
Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: marv on August 31, 2011, 10:52:22 AM: Meh!
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Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: NHSparky on August 31, 2011, 11:28:52 AM: Quote from: Wineslob on August 31, 2011, 10:13:39 AM
A black Jackie O she is not.

Blackie-O?
Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: CG6468 on August 31, 2011, 11:37:15 AM: More like a black out. Of the Chicago streets.
Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: Erasmus on August 31, 2011, 01:21:36 PM: Everything she wears looks rumpled and as if they were purchased second-hand at a flea market.
Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: Rugnuts on August 31, 2011, 01:31:57 PM: obummer forcing the :koolaid: on the kids

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Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 31, 2011, 01:37:40 PM: What a big ass! ...and his wife has a big butt, too.
Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: Wineslob on August 31, 2011, 01:40:00 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on August 31, 2011, 11:28:52 AM
Blackie-O?

Been waiting for that............... :rofl:
Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: shadeaux on August 31, 2011, 01:47:48 PM: I don't know if it's on purpose or if everyone in that family is color blind but they never match.
Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: Chris_ on August 31, 2011, 02:02:38 PM: Quote from: shadeaux on August 31, 2011, 01:47:48 PM
I don't know if it's on purpose or if everyone in that family is color blind but they never match.
Are they supposed to? :???:
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Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: debk on August 31, 2011, 04:33:28 PM: First one is the best...the length of sweater helps to balance out her much smaller top with her much larger lower half..which the billowy-ness of the empire waisted dress accentuates...yet again!

For some reason, most of her outfits seem to accentuate how big her shoulders are, how small her boobs and how large her hips and tush are. Women with any fashion sense at all, downplay the "deficiencies" and accent the positives.

I like the print black top and capris with the Converse sneaks. Yet again, those sneaks just make her feet look bigger. (which they are already huge, but she is quite tall) So do the clunky flat, black sandals in one of the other pictures.

I can't figure out if she picks out her own clothes and has zilch fashion sense, or if someone else does it for her....they must really dislike her. Yes, she is tall, has a large frame, and is obviously short waisted. And yes, she does have a large tush, but because she is tall with a large frame, with the right clothes she could look so much better!! I know...I've been dressing a semi-short, small frame and very short waisted body, with obviously small shoulders and wider hips ( but a "flat butt" )for over 45 years. :whatever:

It isn't rocket science... a good look in a dressing room mirror points out all the flaws, as any woman knows who has ever tried on clothes in a department store dressing room. Those mirrors are worse than any "fun house" mirror could ever be. :bawl:
Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: DixieBelle on August 31, 2011, 05:32:17 PM: I don't get it. Some of her earlier outfits did flatter her body type. She is still a bulldog in a dress but it looks like she isn't even trying anymore.

And yes, Mrs. Bush (both), Mrs. Reagan and several other First Ladies were just that; ladies.
Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: Tess Anderson on August 31, 2011, 06:02:39 PM: I think that's the point for her use of the "boob belt" - to draw the eye upward, but it's often a miss for Wookie:

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Here is a picture of her biking last week:

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Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: Gina on September 01, 2011, 06:57:15 AM: I don't like that hair style she does where she just slicks it back. I can see that on any black woman walking down the street here. It's called not having the money to get yo weave done.

I expect the FLOTUS to be a friggin stylish woman. Afterall, she is representing the US of Fruccking A!

Take for example

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and a better one :naughty:

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Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: Rebel on September 01, 2011, 08:09:26 AM: Quote from: Gina on September 01, 2011, 06:57:15 AM

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DAMN!!!!!! :thumbs:
Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 01, 2011, 08:30:02 AM: Quote from: Rebel on September 01, 2011, 08:09:26 AM
DAMN!!!!!! :thumbs:

Who is that? :???:
Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: Rebel on September 01, 2011, 08:52:39 AM: Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on September 01, 2011, 08:30:02 AM
Who is that? :???:

The chick Sarkozy gets to tap every night.
Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 01, 2011, 09:11:20 AM: Quote from: Rebel on September 01, 2011, 08:52:39 AM
The chick Sarkozy gets to tap every night.

Yum.
Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: Wineslob on September 01, 2011, 09:56:40 AM: Quote

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Oh, now THAT I can get behind. :hyper:
Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: Rebel on September 01, 2011, 10:19:52 AM: Quote from: Wineslob on September 01, 2011, 09:56:40 AM

Oh, now THAT I can get behind. :hyper:

She does look nice from behind.

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Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: Gina on September 01, 2011, 12:54:14 PM: Quote from: Rebel on September 01, 2011, 10:19:52 AM
She does look nice from behind.

(http://www.frugal-cafe.com/public_html/frugal-blog/frugal-cafe-blogzone/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/princess-letizia-carla-bruni-michelle-obamas-butts.jpg)

The one on the right? :???:
Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: Eupher on September 01, 2011, 01:01:02 PM: Quote from: Rebel on September 01, 2011, 10:19:52 AM
She does look nice from behind.

(http://www.frugal-cafe.com/public_html/frugal-blog/frugal-cafe-blogzone/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/princess-letizia-carla-bruni-michelle-obamas-butts.jpg)

Good Gawd. :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: SherryBaby on September 01, 2011, 01:44:22 PM: Quote from: Rebel on September 01, 2011, 10:19:52 AM
She does look nice from behind.

(http://www.frugal-cafe.com/public_html/frugal-blog/frugal-cafe-blogzone/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/princess-letizia-carla-bruni-michelle-obamas-butts.jpg)

wow, I don't normally get on board with fashion bashing, but those two on the left are making our FLOTUS look downright FLOPPY. What an unfortunate photo for Mrs O. :o
Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: CG6468 on September 01, 2011, 01:55:26 PM: Quote from: SherryBaby on September 01, 2011, 01:44:22 PM
wow, I don't normally get on board with fashion bashing, but those two on the left are making our FLOTUS look downright FLOPPY. What an unfortunate photo for Mrs O. :o

What you see is what you got. Ugly coming OR going.
Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: thundley4 on September 01, 2011, 01:56:43 PM: Quote from: SherryBaby on September 01, 2011, 01:44:22 PM
wow, I don't normally get on board with fashion bashing, but those two on the left are making our FLOTUS look downright FLOPPY. What an unfortunate photo for Mrs O. :o

To be fair to the FLOTUS, that is not a real picture, but one that was photoshopped. She was not in the original picture with the other two first ladies, however, her dress leaves much to be desired.
Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: CG6468 on September 01, 2011, 01:58:39 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on September 01, 2011, 01:56:43 PM
To be fair to the FLOTUS, that is not a real picture, but one that was photoshopped. She was not in the original picture with the other two first ladies, however, her dress leaves much to be desired.

If so, would you desire ANYTHING in that dress?
Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: Rugnuts on September 01, 2011, 01:58:40 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on September 01, 2011, 01:56:43 PM
To be fair to the FLOTUS
why, would she play fair in return? nope
Title: Re: FLOTUS - Fashion
Post by: Gina on September 01, 2011, 02:09:21 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on September 01, 2011, 01:56:43 PM
To be fair to the FLOTUS, that is not a real picture, but one that was photoshopped. She was not in the original picture with the other two first ladies, however, her dress leaves much to be desired.

HA! That's a great ps!