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Title: Two slogans, one DUmmie
Post by: BattleHymn on August 30, 2011, 04:59:48 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=106x34903

DUmmie annabanana has an idea, but needs help:

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annabanana   (1000+ posts)             Sat Aug-06-11 09:33 PM
Original message
Where can I get cheap bumperstickers made ?
   

 
"Stop the Hostage taking"
"Fire the Republicans"

 ::)  DUmmie annabanana, your ideas are awful.  I'm being serious.  If you want bumper sticker slogans, make your way over here, and ask some of the CC'ers on here.  I gaurandamntee you that you'll get nothing but the best ideas over here, instead of the platitudes you are getting from the rest of your island friends.

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Sarah Ibarruri   (1000+ posts)             Sat Aug-06-11 09:44 PM
Response to Original message
1. Those sound like great bumper stickers. Wish I knew where they could be made. nt
   

DUmmie Sarah Ibarruri who just got done writing a brilliant letter to the mayor of Wausau, WI, commences slurping on annabanana.

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TheWraith   (1000+ posts)           Sat Aug-06-11 09:48 PM
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2. How cheap are you thinking, and how many?
   
You can make your own at Zazzle.com: $4 each for ordering one at a time, or progressive bulk discounts, up to 30% off for buying 250+.

Sorry, but that is exactly $4 more than annabanana generally has in her possession.  Someone who accepts white light and vibes for payment is more in order.

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Frisbee   (1000+ posts)             Mon Aug-08-11 12:30 AM
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3. I've never seen a source for truly cheap...
   
bumper stickers. Vistaprint.com, which I have used many times with great satisfaction is $3 each at a quantity of 100. Hope that helps.

Cheap=free 

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They_Live (128 posts)           Mon Aug-08-11 09:35 AM
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4. This place
   
has 100 for $25. I have used them before.

http://www.stickerjunkie.com/

DUmmies are always up on the websites with "junkie" in the URL.

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proudlib8134 (50 posts)           Sun Aug-14-11 08:35 PM
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5. cool
   

Mole.


Do any of the CCers have any good bumper sticker slogans for DUmmie annabanana, or will she be stuck using the tripe she posted?
Title: Re: Two slogans, one DUmmie
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 30, 2011, 05:01:41 PM
We're taking hostages? :???:
Title: Re: Two slogans, one DUmmie
Post by: BannedFromDU on August 30, 2011, 05:06:06 PM
We're taking hostages? :???:


     I have an idea I wanted to put on a bumpersticker: DUMMIES SUCK KOCH. Then I realized what I really wanted was to have a brand of that made and apply it to the backsides of DUmmies I lure to my place with offers of free Noam Chomsky books and old tins of Impeachmints.
Title: Re: Two slogans, one DUmmie
Post by: BEG on August 30, 2011, 05:07:00 PM
We're taking hostages? :???:

I have one in my closet right now.
Title: Re: Two slogans, one DUmmie
Post by: BannedFromDU on August 30, 2011, 05:08:40 PM
I have one in my closet right now.

Oh, several of them are in SOME closet.
Title: Re: Two slogans, one DUmmie
Post by: Tucker on August 30, 2011, 05:12:19 PM
We're taking hostages? :???:


My motto is "Take no prisoners." You just gotta feed em.
Title: Re: Two slogans, one DUmmie
Post by: FlippyDoo on August 30, 2011, 05:56:29 PM
This banana must have missed the bumper sticker that I offered out of the goodness of my heart just a few days ago.

Here you go banana:

(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/4198/jackbump.jpg)
Title: Re: Two slogans, one DUmmie
Post by: Tucker on August 30, 2011, 06:04:05 PM
This banana must have missed the bumper sticker that I offered out of the goodness of my heart just a few days ago.

Here you go banana:

(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/4198/jackbump.jpg)

If it has more words than four fingers and a thumb, they can't read it. They lose their train of thought.
Title: Re: Two slogans, one DUmmie
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 30, 2011, 06:09:54 PM
We're taking hostages? :???:

Well, I be damned if I'm going to feed them and clean up behind them.
Title: Re: Two slogans, one DUmmie
Post by: delilahmused on August 30, 2011, 07:17:19 PM
Okay, all you people with hostages kill them now! With the poor & Marxists gone there will be a lot more money in the economy! After all we are the death penalty party.

Cindie
Title: Re: Two slogans, one DUmmie
Post by: Mr Mannn on August 30, 2011, 07:47:11 PM
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annabanana   (1000+ posts)           
"Fire the Republicans"
In my experience, 90% of those in charge of hiring and firing in a business are...Republicans.
Title: Re: Two slogans, one DUmmie
Post by: Rebel on August 30, 2011, 07:53:45 PM
How'd the damn economy do under a Democrat house, senate, and executive office, fools?

Yeah, I didn't think it did well either.
Title: Re: Two slogans, one DUmmie
Post by: Carl on August 30, 2011, 08:08:13 PM
I am disappointed that Pedro has not seen this as a business opportunity which could vault him back to the limelight of his surfer reporter days.

C`mon dude (whoops,that is the useless Maryland slumlord) speak up and offer your no talent services to a fellow cretin.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Two slogans, one DUmmie
Post by: true_blood on August 30, 2011, 08:13:58 PM
We're taking hostages? :???:
I'm trying to figure that one out myself. Must be some of that code word liberal double speak.
Title: Re: Two slogans, one DUmmie
Post by: USA4ME on August 30, 2011, 08:50:33 PM
Quote from:
BattleHymn

Do any of the CCers have any good bumper sticker slogans for DUmmie annabanana, or will she be stuck using the tripe she posted?

Stupid is a Democrat.  Don't be stupid.

.
Title: Re: Two slogans, one DUmmie
Post by: FlippyDoo on August 30, 2011, 10:40:19 PM
If it has more words than four fingers and a thumb, they can't read it. They lose their train of thought.

I hadn't thought of that until you mentioned it. You may be correct. So how about this for a slogan:
"Be an ass like me and vote D"

They'll have to use fingers on both hands to count the words, but they wouldn't have to use their toes. Plus it's poetic.
Title: Re: Two slogans, one DUmmie
Post by: Rugnuts on August 30, 2011, 10:59:40 PM
if al sharpton's teleprompter puts in the order, they'll  say:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/sadiesinner/forums/bumber.gif)
Title: Re: Two slogans, one DUmmie
Post by: sybilll on August 30, 2011, 11:36:52 PM
if al sharpton's teleprompter puts in the order, they'll  say:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/sadiesinner/forums/bumber.gif)
Resist we much
Title: Re: Two slogans, one DUmmie
Post by: Erasmus on August 31, 2011, 10:33:02 AM
How about just a simple, clear message?

$@%! you, Obama

Should be clear enough.
Title: Re: Two slogans, one DUmmie
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 31, 2011, 11:22:57 AM
Somebody set up us the bomb.
Title: Re: Two slogans, one DUmmie
Post by: Aristotelian on September 01, 2011, 06:28:41 AM
Giving credit where it's due - their ideas for bumper stickers are usually essays eight pages long, or reference to extremely obscure in-jokes.

Not that these would have any impact at all...