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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 30, 2011, 03:55:19 PM
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You can just feel the pwning from all the way over here...
salinen (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-30-11 07:18 PM
Original message
Infants are fat & lazy. They should work.
No more of this "namby pamby nanny state" bullshit. If you're old enough to suckle, you're old enough to dig a ditch. I've had it with excuses. "I haven't learned to walk yet" or "I need a diaper change" or "It's nap time". Get your baby butts out of the crib yo. And you'll work for whatever your employer wants to pay. After all tikes, you have no work experience. No unions. No pensions. No sick leave. No maternity leave. No health care.
"And no crying, ya little baby"
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What follows is a round of high-fiving jerks in a circle at the air-tightness of this argument. They are well-pleased with their clevererishness.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1845593
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This DUche must have an IQ approaching 80. By DUmp standards a literal genius.
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How stupid do you have to be to think that that is a clever post :thatsright:
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HOLY SHIT! I did not know we were still using late 1800's labor practices!
Idiot
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So are they equating themselves to infants?
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So are they equating themselves to infants?
If so infants should protest as most infants are much more mature than most DUmmies.
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So are they equating themselves to infants?
Ironic isn't it? Dummies have no problem killing babies, now they want to put the survivors to work.
Liberals hate kids.
In a liberal's eyes, pedophilia is only bad if they can blame a priest...otherwise its OK with them.
Liberals hate kids.
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This DUche must have an IQ approaching 80. By DUmp standards a literal genius.
Bitchslap for adding an extra digit to the DUmmies IQ. I'll let you decide which to remove.
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I don't know why they care, they kill their own in record numbers before they leave the womb so the majority of these working infants will be conservatives. Every time I think they've reached the bottom of the stupid barrel they prove me wrong.
Cindie
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salinen
No maternity leave.
I would ask why liberals would want infants to have maternity leave, but I'm pretty sure I know why.
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Let's see, they want to slaughter unborn babies and then round up the rest in cities reduced to concentration camps and work them to death, yet they will cry for days if some old tree falls over or a human kills a bear.
Even Nazi's would be shocked by the cruelty and cognitive dissonance.
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I love it when they try to be clever, they fail every time.
Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Aug-30-11 04:05 PM
Response to Original message
16. This Is Why I Tell Kids: "Stay in the womb."
Republicans will work day and night to protect you while you're in there. As soon as you come out, it'll be off to work you go.
Hell with liberals around the womb is a dangerous place for them to be. Nowhere else on earth is the penalty for being inconvenient punishable by death.
As for the off to work you go, that is pure bullshit, there is no one who will say that infants should work, we just want people who are chronologically adults to get off their asses, quit claiming they are disabled with PTSD because when they were 4 mommy made them eat their vegetables, and provide for themselves.
The taxpayers are tired of carrying dead weight who only demand more at every turn.
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Little kids may as well start working now. They're going to have to start paying off that debt sometime.
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Little kids may as well start working now. They're going to have to start paying off that debt sometime.
Well played.
^5 to you