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Title: Man wearing only underwear arrested outside Portland grocery store
Post by: CG6468 on August 29, 2011, 02:18:26 PM
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Man wearing only underwear arrested outside Portland grocery store
Posted: Aug 27, 2011 8:55 PM CDT Updated: Aug 29, 2011 11:38 AM CDT
By FOX 12 Staff - email
 
PORTLAND, OR (KPTV) -

A Portland man was arrested Saturday morning after police found him standing outside a grocery store wearing only underwear.

Spokesperson Sgt. Peter Simpson said 48-year-old Eric Foote was arrested on three outstanding warrants, two for indecent exposure.

I wonder what the 3rd outstanding warrant was for.

Would it have been better if he had the underwear on his head and the t-shirt wrapped around his waist? Just asking...

Weirdness personified (http://www.kptv.com/story/15345774/man-arrested-for-standing-outside-portland-grocery-store-wearing-only-underwear)
Title: Re: Man wearing only underwear arrested outside Portland grocery store
Post by: Karin on August 29, 2011, 03:42:48 PM
I was checking to see if it was Portland, ME.  'Cause one time in Bucksport, ME, (pop 1500), a woman walked stark naked down the street, with only her purse.  She stopped at the bank. 
Title: Re: Man wearing only underwear arrested outside Portland grocery store
Post by: CG6468 on August 29, 2011, 03:49:03 PM
Quote from: Karin on August 29, 2011, 03:42:48 PM
I was checking to see if it was Portland, ME.  'Cause one time in Bucksport, ME, (pop 1500), a woman walked stark naked down the street, with only her purse.  She stopped at the bank.

Starkers, eh? Did she leave any kind of a deposit?  :mental:
Title: Re: Man wearing only underwear arrested outside Portland grocery store
Post by: Delmar on August 29, 2011, 04:12:02 PM
I wonder if I can donate to his defense fund?  I remember one time I was lost in the woods near Portland and spent the night in a cave.  I ended up having sex with a grizzly bear and I think this guy might be my son.
Title: Re: Man wearing only underwear arrested outside Portland grocery store
Post by: Eupher on August 29, 2011, 04:24:43 PM
Quote from: Delmar on August 29, 2011, 04:12:02 PM
I wonder if I can donate to his defense fund?  I remember one time I was lost in the woods near Portland and spent the night in a cave.  I ended up having sex with a grizzly bear and I think this guy might be my son.

 :rofl:

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Title: Re: Man wearing only underwear arrested outside Portland grocery store
Post by: Thor on August 30, 2011, 03:57:29 PM
While it is weird, I don't see any difference between wearing underwear or a speedo swimsuit. I think that the Speedo reveals more, to be honest.
Title: Re: Man wearing only underwear arrested outside Portland grocery store
Post by: Eupher on August 30, 2011, 03:58:39 PM
Quote from: Thor on August 30, 2011, 03:57:29 PM
While it is weird, I don't see any difference between wearing underwear or a speedo swimsuit. I think that the Speedo reveals more, to be honest.

Yup. Just a couple weeks ago, somebody started a thread about a guy who rode his motorcycle around dressed in a thong -- not an illegal thing to do.