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HipChick (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Aug-27-11 09:51 PM
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Mission: Infiltrate Liberal Websites and pose as disaffected liberals with liberal-sounding username
Edited on Sat Aug-27-11 09:52 PM by HipChick
"Anonymous" has struck again, this time leaking a confidential internal directive from Karl Rove's shadowy, billionaire-funded American Crossroads GPS outfit. It allows a rare glimpse into the inner workings of the Rove machine. Daily Kos is specifically mentioned more than once. I have posted the email here in its entirety. It's pretty chilling stuff.
Aug. 24, 2011
From: KR
To: All Internet Operatives and Interns
Re: Internet Operations -- For Immediate and Aggressive Implementation
CONFIDENTIAL -- EYES ONLY
Hello Gang,
You've all been working hard, and it's paying off. Obama's numbers are plummeting as I type this. Congratulations all around. But we can't afford to be complacent now.
I just want to briefly go over a few Mission Points with you.
1. Main mission: Infiltrate all liberal web sites, posing as disaffected liberals with liberal-sounding user names, icons and signatures. (Reference Bernie Sanders, Dennis Kucinich, FDR, Smedley Butler, Bill Clinton, etc.)
2. Express. Disappointment. With. Obama. (Whining pays double!) (jk!)
3. Push primary challenge. Push third party. Push Green. Push Socialist. Push write-in voting. Push non-voting to "send a message."
4. Effective memes/talking points:
"Obama is a DINO."
"Obama is no different than a Republican."
"Obama has sold us out."
"It feels good to vote your conscience."
"It feels good to stick to your principles."
"Don't be trapped into voting for the lesser of two evils."
"We need to punish Obama and the Democrats by not voting."
"We'd be better off with a Republican in the White House."
"Obama is a war-mongering, torturing, corporatist shill."
I simply cannot emphasize this point enough: No meme is too extreme or radical. "Obama is worse than Bush!" "Obama is a war criminal!" Remember: the reader thinks he is reading the opinion of a fellow liberal. It's all about peer suggestibility, people. Keep expanding the Overton Window. The more you push a radical notion, the more likely a slightly less radical notion becomes acceptable. Someone else said it this way: "The bigger the lie, the more likely people will believe it."
So take it over the top. Absolutely nothing is outside the realm of plausibility. "Obama is an alien from the planet Negron." I like it!
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/08/27/1010778/-BREAK...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1828919
I love it! The paranoid freaks at DUmmyland will be even more paranoid. :rotf:
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Look, we suckered all those nutjob Christian fundies out of their votes and their money. LIberals are almost as easy to fool!
You've done great work so far. At this point, many of the liberal blog sites are virtually indistinguishable from RedState. (And can you imagine us on RedState trashing our own candidate? Riiiight.) On most liberal sites, anyone praising Obama is hounded and laughed out of town. Seeya later, blackwaterdog! We, with the help of the libs, have made it uncool to approve of or admit to liking Barack Obama on a liberal web site! Obama-trashing is now in vogue! Is this a great country, or what?!
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/08/27/1010778/-BREAKING:-Leaked-Rove-email-singles-out-Daily-Kos?via=siderec
Huh?
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So, the Obama operatives are trying to get disaffected primitives back in line by accusing them of thoughtcrime? "Why, if you don't agree that the One has been a super-duper president, you must be a paid troll".
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That sounds exactly like a Karl Rove e-mail. He definitely puts all his most nefarious schemes out in blast e-mails.
That darn Karl! I keep telling him, but he just won't listen. Next thing you know, he'll put the Diebold codes up on Twitter.
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How come I never get memos like that from Republicans?
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Hey, do you think Karl Rove is hiring paid infiltrators? I'm not that busy.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Double-agent Concern-Trolls. ::)
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I don't think he was born here, but the planet "Negron??" :lmao:
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Oh my, the original satire thread over at KO's is so full of win (if you like batshit crazy): http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/08/27/1010778/-BREAKING:-Leaked-Rove-email-singles-out-Daily-Kos?via=siderec
But, ironically enough, the satirical post has been successful at dividing the Marxists. Keep it up "Karl".
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:rotf:
Which one of you sent out that letter?
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:rotf:
Which one of you sent out that letter?
I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of a program which may or may not have been launched to divide the primitives into several tribes. :whistling: :fuelfire: :tongue: :rotf: :lmao:
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A parody designed by Democrat Obamites to shame and scare the rest of the herd into getting back in line, lest they be thought to be freepers. Anyone with a functioning brain cell can tell it was written by Dem operatives for that purpose (Especially since it lacks the necessary code groups and references to tell us that KR really sent it :naughty:), yet I'm sure many of the dimwits on DU will indeed think it's the real thing.
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Dan Rather might say that it's fake but accurate.
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Yeah cuz Rove is so popular with the base these days.
Cindie
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Who swam off the island last night, and left the ParGen running.
Those things don't run on peanuts, ya know. :whatever:
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Who left the island last night, and left the ParGen running.
Those things don't run on peanuts, ya know. :whatever:
It was probably me, sir, who did that, leaving the ParGen, the "paranoia generator," on.
I had company, and was distracted, and forgot to turn it off.
It surely jerked up the paranoia of the sparkling husband dude.
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It was probably me, sir, who did that, leaving the ParGen, the "paranoia generator," on.
I had company, and was distracted, and forgot to turn it off.
It surely jerked up the paranoia of the sparkling husband dude.
Coach, sir, tell me how that's a bad thing.
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Coach, sir, tell me how that's a bad thing.
Well, but I left it running but unattended, and so missed the sparkling husband dude's "shout out" to us.
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If I were a betting man, and "red" symbolized Stinky never shouting out to CC again, I'd put every dollar, quarter, nickle, dime, and penny I had on "black."
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If I were a betting man, and "red" symbolized Stinky never shouting out to CC again, I'd put every dollar, quarter, nickle, dime, and penny I had on "black."
Your wager would be a safe one.
Stinkdude was passed out in a stupor while in front of the ParGen.
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COINTELPRO v. 2011
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