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Title: Two years since Ted Kennedy died (shouldn't we have cake?)
Post by: BannedFromDU on August 25, 2011, 04:10:36 PM
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lamp_shade (1000+ posts)     Thu Aug-25-11 02:08 PM
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Two years ago today....

(cartoon of a sailboat that can float again, now that Fat Ted is too dead to be on it)



Developing... (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1814049)
Title: Re: Two years since Ted Kennedy died (shouldn't we have cake?)
Post by: franksolich on August 25, 2011, 04:11:14 PM
I wish it'd been twenty-two years, myself.
Title: Re: Two years since Ted Kennedy died (shouldn't we have cake?)
Post by: BannedFromDU on August 25, 2011, 04:13:02 PM
I wish it'd been twenty-two years, myself.

Sometimes when I dig a hole in my backyard I smell the smell of fat burning on an open fire. I assume it's Kennedy down there.
Title: Re: Two years since Ted Kennedy died (shouldn't we have cake?)
Post by: franksolich on August 25, 2011, 04:18:30 PM
Sometimes when I dig a hole in my backyard I smell the smell of fat burning on an open fire. I assume it's Kennedy down there.

His correspondence with the Soviets in 1984, asking their assistance in defeating Ronald Reagan was pretty bad, but that was done behind closed doors.

What I remember, done out in open air, out in public, was the time (some time during the Bush administration) he voted the "wrong way" on a right-to-life issue in the Senate, he was so flat-assed drunk.

Right there on television.

Of course, the Planned Parenthoodlums sent him back, to "correct" his "wrong" vote.....
Title: Re: Two years since Ted Kennedy died (shouldn't we have cake?)
Post by: jukin on August 25, 2011, 04:20:23 PM
I believe in praising the good.

It has now been two years since Senator Kennedy has had a drink.  What kind of pin do you get from AA for that?
Title: Re: Two years since Ted Kennedy died (shouldn't we have cake?)
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 25, 2011, 04:23:01 PM
Sometimes when I dig a hole in my backyard I smell the smell of fat burning on an open fire. I assume it's Kennedy down there.
It's probably a Kennedy, but it's hard to tell which one.
Title: Re: Two years since Ted Kennedy died (shouldn't we have cake?)
Post by: BannedFromDU on August 25, 2011, 04:27:17 PM
It's probably a Kennedy, but it's hard to tell which one.

I've smelled it for two years, so I assume he's the only one fat enough to drip for that long. I'd piss on his grave, but I worry that it would seep into the soil, ferment into some sort of alcohol, and he'd enjoy the results.
Title: Re: Two years since Ted Kennedy died (shouldn't we have cake?)
Post by: zeitgeist on August 25, 2011, 04:28:02 PM
I remember cleaning the shop in advance of a Dead Ted campaign stop in '80 I think.  I don't think the union druid washed his hand for days after shaking dead Ted's.  He was all excited.  This is the same union druid who I railed on about driving a ferign car so bad he finally bought a Caddy.  :rotf:
Title: Re: Two years since Ted Kennedy died (shouldn't we have cake?)
Post by: thundley4 on August 25, 2011, 04:28:24 PM
Let's see if I can piss off anyone on Facebook.
Title: Re: Two years since Ted Kennedy died (shouldn't we have cake?)
Post by: NHSparky on August 25, 2011, 05:35:33 PM
Let's see if I can piss off anyone on Facebook.

You mean like I did a while back when I posted, "Congratulations to Amy Winehouse on 10 days of sobriety!"

Yeah, something like that.
Title: Re: Two years since Ted Kennedy died (shouldn't we have cake?)
Post by: MoshMasterD on August 25, 2011, 05:48:00 PM
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lamp_shade (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Aug-25-11 05:08 PM
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Two years ago today....
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01469/car_1469792c.jpg)

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cbayer DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Aug-25-11 05:09 PM
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1. K & R - what a perfect picture

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Two years since Ted Kennedy died (shouldn't we have cake?)
Post by: Mike220 on August 25, 2011, 05:57:57 PM
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akvo (31 posts)           Thu Aug-25-11 06:11 PM
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5. I wonder what he will say to Mary Jo..........
   

Sorry, no degree of accomplishment absolves Ted of manslaughter and the cover up. He was above the law here on earth, but I'm sure he got his just reward by now.

I can here the alert buttons being mashed from here. Hope DUmmy akvo likes pizza.
Title: Re: Two years since Ted Kennedy died (shouldn't we have cake?)
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 25, 2011, 06:32:04 PM
I can here the alert buttons being mashed from here. Hope DUmmy akvo likes pizza.
Nice suicide run, though.
Title: Re: Two years since Ted Kennedy died (shouldn't we have cake?)
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 25, 2011, 06:53:26 PM
2 years huh?....it's probably taken this long to haul all of his fat ass into hell.
Title: Re: Two years since Ted Kennedy died (shouldn't we have cake?)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 25, 2011, 07:41:31 PM
You mean like I did a while back when I posted, "Congratulations to Amy Winehouse on 10 days of sobriety!"

Yeah, something like that.

This time, it was cookie crumbs that almost splattered the monitor.  H5 to you and thundley.
Title: Re: Two years since Ted Kennedy died (shouldn't we have cake?)
Post by: micmac on August 25, 2011, 09:52:11 PM
I can here the alert buttons being mashed from here. Hope DUmmy akvo likes pizza.

Brilliant acvo.....
Title: Re: Two years since Ted Kennedy died (shouldn't we have cake?)
Post by: LC EFA on August 26, 2011, 12:17:51 AM
I wonder if they've taken down the "NO SMOKING" signs from around his grave yet.

Title: Re: Two years since Ted Kennedy died (shouldn't we have cake?)
Post by: Tucker on August 26, 2011, 08:06:06 AM
Wow! Only 5 replies to a dead Ted thread.

DUmmies brains are so fried that they scratch their head and think "Ted who?"

In other news, scientist are trying to discover why the worms are drunk in Arlington.
Title: Re: Two years since Ted Kennedy died (shouldn't we have cake?)
Post by: Erasmus on August 26, 2011, 08:13:50 AM
He did save the taxpayers $262.34 in enbalming supplies.
Title: Re: Two years since Ted Kennedy died (shouldn't we have cake?)
Post by: Karin on August 26, 2011, 08:27:26 AM
Akvo is still up, survived overnight.  Though no further replies. 

Look more DUmp tears:

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YellowRubberDuckie (1000+ posts)        Thu Aug-25-11 07:10 PM
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6. Dammit.
 First the dog lying by the casket and now this. I'm a freaking crying mess.
 

You're shedding actual tears over a dead politician, who croaked 2 years ago?  Pathetic idiot. 
Title: Re: Two years since Ted Kennedy died (shouldn't we have cake?)
Post by: Erasmus on August 26, 2011, 08:34:41 AM
Mary Jo Kopechne was, once again, unavailable for comment.
Title: Re: Two years since Ted Kennedy died (shouldn't we have cake?)
Post by: Karin on August 26, 2011, 09:22:33 AM
Wow! Only 5 replies to a dead Ted thread.

DUmmies brains are so fried that they scratch their head and think "Ted who?"


They forgot all about Andy, too.   :bawl:  We're the ones who had to begin commemorations.
Title: Re: Two years since Ted Kennedy died (shouldn't we have cake?)
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 26, 2011, 01:03:40 PM
They forgot all about Andy, too.   :bawl:  We're the ones who had to begin commemorations.

That's because a few of them discovered he was working deep cover for Diebold.