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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: Tucker on August 25, 2011, 03:16:18 PM

Title: Daughter's demand
Post by: Tucker on August 25, 2011, 03:16:18 PM
My daughter just walked into the living room and said "Dad, cancel my
allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of
the window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my
laptop. Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash
Converters. Then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me
and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me
again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share
to my brother.
 
Well, she didn't put it quite like that... she actually said...
 
 
 
 
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammed."
Title: Re: Daughter's demand
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 25, 2011, 03:23:04 PM
Uh-oh....this could get sticky....good luck.
Title: Re: Daughter's demand
Post by: Eupher on August 25, 2011, 03:57:23 PM
Ouch.
Title: Re: Daughter's demand
Post by: Mike220 on August 25, 2011, 06:01:27 PM
Sounds like an explosive situation. Hope it doesn't blow up too bad.
Title: Re: Daughter's demand
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 25, 2011, 06:18:26 PM
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 25, 2011, 03:23:04 PM
Uh-oh....this could get sticky....good luck.

I thought this was serious series... :lmao:...my bad.
Title: Re: Daughter's demand
Post by: Tucker on August 25, 2011, 06:43:23 PM
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 25, 2011, 06:18:26 PM
I thought this was serious series... :lmao:...my bad.

In comedy central?

I'm somewhat relieved.
Title: Re: Daughter's demand
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 25, 2011, 06:50:20 PM
Quote from: Tucker on August 25, 2011, 06:43:23 PM
In comedy central?

I'm somewhat relieved.

I wasn't paying attention....going into second childhood and all that.
Title: Re: Daughter's demand
Post by: Karin on August 26, 2011, 03:40:49 PM
 :lol:  Talk about a blonde moment!   :lmao:  Remember when Gina, operating on 2 hours of sleep, made the remark about King of the Hill being "filmed" in "Arlington?"  That still makes me laugh. 
Title: Re: Daughter's demand
Post by: ChuckJ on August 26, 2011, 10:27:31 PM
Quote from: Karin on August 26, 2011, 03:40:49 PM
:lol:  Talk about a blonde moment!   :lmao:  Remember when Gina, operating on 2 hours of sleep, made the remark about King of the Hill being "filmed" in "Arlington?"  That still makes me laugh. 

My wife looks at me like I'm crazy when I tell her the Bugs Bunny is a good actor.

Where's ptarmigan? :bolt: